https://www.liquidpoker.net/


LP international    Contact            Users: 849 Active, 1 Logged in - Time: 17:58

How many of you sickos use a Piss bottle?

New to LiquidPoker? Register here for free!
Forum Index > Main Poker
 1 
  2 
  3 
  4 
  > 
  Last 
  All 
BigRed0000    United States. Jan 17 2009 16:16. Posts 3554

I guess this applies more to MTT player than cash, as you can just sit out and go pee easily. But when you are plaiying 12-15 tables and have to go do you just get up and leave? I used to until a friend turned me on to how much equity it costs you over year. I have one that I only use when im playing too many tables to leave, I obv. empty it when im done that night and with a litle practice not a drop is spilled.

Am i alone here?

Facebook Twitter

[vital]Myth    United States. Jan 17 2009 16:18. Posts 12159

piss bottle is totally standard, i use it a lot more liberally than you do. like if i am watching a youtube video featuring ElkY, or if i am chatting with straate.

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Twisted    Netherlands. Jan 17 2009 16:19. Posts 10422

:x


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jan 17 2009 16:21. Posts 5647

I do when playing mass tables of full ring and running good :x


Maynard!   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:22. Posts 4453

You guys kid but I bet there is someone here who does that.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

TimDawg    United States. Jan 17 2009 16:25. Posts 10197

yep just you lol

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

sniderstyle   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:27. Posts 2046

saw a pretty funny twoplustwo thread one time where this guy was mass tabling, had aces at the peak moment where he needed to take a crap...he chose to play the aces rather than go to the bathroom

Genginho: lose today 100 dollar only because of fishs they called and had luck on river 

NeillyJQ   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:28. Posts 8947

thats awesome lofuckinl

Can you guess what TV series this is from? (relevant to thread topic)

"The way of the road bubs, the way of the road"

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Jan 17 2009 16:30. Posts 6112


  On January 17 2009 15:28 NeillyJQ wrote:
thats awesome lofuckinl

Can you guess what TV series this is from? (relevant to thread topic)

"The way of the road bubs, the way of the road"


trailerpark boys

me=winnah!

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

Baalim   Mexico. Jan 17 2009 16:33. Posts 34262

ive been tempted to lol

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

nolan   Ireland. Jan 17 2009 16:33. Posts 6205

have used in the past, havent in a long time however.

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:37. Posts 11385

I've never told anyone this story before but one time i used a coke can to piss in -- i dont really remember why but i think i was 35 tabling sngs or something so i just said fuck it and it was on my desk and i pissed in it.

Back on track though, I forgot it was there and i had a couple other cans there cause i was a sicko living in my room grinding sngs all day and was semi trashy. Eventually though I had another coke on my desk and never threw away the old one and i fucking accidentally drank my piss somehow. I've never felt so fucking dirty and grossed out in my life

seriously the sickest nastiest thing ever and i'll never even think about pissing in a bottle or can again.

WHAT IS THIS 

FeARFaCT   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:40. Posts 496

I usually 24 table FR and I've actually considered getting one of those old man piss tubes that come with the bag so I can just sit here and pee all day lol. My bathroom is literally only 4 feet away tho so I can usually go and come back and only be sitting out on 1 or 2 reg speed tables. Whenever I play fast tables though I'll usually be out on like 10 or 12 when I get back.. so I kind of stopped playing them for that reason.

FeARFaCT.net 

vegable   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:41. Posts 2453


  On January 17 2009 15:37 CrownRoyal wrote:
I've never told anyone this story before but one time i used a coke can to piss in -- i dont really remember why but i think i was 35 tabling sngs or something so i just said fuck it and it was on my desk and i pissed in it.

Back on track though, I forgot it was there and i had a couple other cans there cause i was a sicko living in my room grinding sngs all day and was semi trashy. Eventually though I had another coke on my desk and never threw away the old one and i fucking accidentally drank my piss somehow. I've never felt so fucking dirty and grossed out in my life

seriously the sickest nastiest thing ever and i'll never even think about pissing in a bottle or can again.



H@H@H@H@H@!!! le@ving open c@ns of soft drink is Tot@lly st@nd@rd

Stir fry Normandy 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Jan 17 2009 16:42. Posts 3943


  On January 17 2009 15:33 Baal wrote:
ive been tempted to lol

Metagame Purposes. 

sniderstyle   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:44. Posts 2046

cans? thats dangerous

Genginho: lose today 100 dollar only because of fishs they called and had luck on river 

Jubert69   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:44. Posts 3191

I did it once, total fail, bottle woulda overfilled if i hadn't ran to the bathroom when it was 3/4 full. Came back to 24 tables sitting out.


Floofy   Canada. Jan 17 2009 16:45. Posts 8708

crown the fact u used a coke to piss in is already weird, but i guess its understable
but the fact that, after ur session, u just left it there on ur desk, is really weird lol

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

FeARFaCT   United States. Jan 17 2009 16:55. Posts 496

ROFL, check out all the health benefits you received from your Uropoty stint.

http://www.innerself.com/Health/urine.htm

I like how you skipped the first and second step in the guide to drinking urine and just went for it. Personally I babied out before considering the first step.. but I guess that's why you're a better man than I am.

FeARFaCT.net 

Sheitan   Canada. Jan 17 2009 16:56. Posts 4217

Soon :




h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnAviW8Z-x0

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt Last edit: 17/01/2009 16:57

 
 1 
  2 
  3 
  4 
  > 
  Last 
  All 



Poker Streams

















Copyright © 2024. LiquidPoker.net All Rights Reserved
Contact Advertise Sitemap