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FrinkX   United States. Feb 04 2009 15:53. Posts 7562

We all know the legendary Happy Turtle. Om Nom Nom'ing that strawberry like its his job and enjoying every second of it.

I never thought the day would come where I'd find a turtle to rival his brilliance. But that day has come.


Poll: Which turtle is happier?
(Vote): the OMNOMNOM strawberry eating turtle
(Vote): the HOLYCRAP i'm swimming turtle


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newbie.cjb   United States. Feb 04 2009 16:00. Posts 3096

strawberry no contest

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

rANDY   United Kingdom. Feb 04 2009 16:04. Posts 2223


rANDY   United Kingdom. Feb 04 2009 16:06. Posts 2223

OM NOM NOM is happier and its not even close


Bigbobm   United States. Feb 04 2009 16:12. Posts 5512

turtle 2 looks more shocked than happy

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

Highcard   Canada. Feb 04 2009 16:13. Posts 5428

i changed my mind and nom nom loses

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Roald   Tuvalu. Feb 04 2009 16:29. Posts 2683

lol that 2nd turtle looks like my grandmother when I pushed her down the stairs

drugs, animals, children are welcome -Xavier 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Feb 04 2009 16:29. Posts 5647

lol awesome


hansen jr.   Sweden. Feb 04 2009 16:33. Posts 3735

rofl
gotta go w/ strawberry eatin


the cleaner   Germany. Feb 04 2009 16:37. Posts 3014

swimming turtle and not even close.

there are no facts only interpretations 

wHaTTaDo   Germany. Feb 05 2009 04:48. Posts 1300

yea strawberry turtle is like omg awesome

need more turtles itt


asdf2000   United States. Feb 05 2009 04:55. Posts 7708

lmao mashed potatos turtle is hilarious

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

sirracksalot   United States. Feb 05 2009 05:16. Posts 2299

wow lame....the strawberry one def wins this gay contest

haters gonna hate 

brambolius   Netherlands. Feb 05 2009 05:18. Posts 1708

potartle was my wallpaper for god knows how long, he just looks so happy

Heat......EXTEND 

n0rthf4ce    United States. Feb 05 2009 05:40. Posts 8119

the swimmer IMO

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Baalim   Mexico. Feb 05 2009 05:42. Posts 34262

swimmer one is bad tripping on acid, not happy

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Svenman87   United States. Feb 05 2009 05:43. Posts 4636



A challenger appears


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Feb 05 2009 06:09. Posts 8918

Now that capaneo is gone Im gonna have to step in and say I dont get it -.- Whats so cool about turtles?


Loco   Canada. Feb 05 2009 07:14. Posts 20972


  On February 05 2009 05:09 EvilSky wrote:
Now that capaneo is gone Im gonna have to step in and say I dont get it -.- Whats so cool about turtles?



haha

watermelon turtle wins btw

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

daysare   Poland. Feb 05 2009 07:48. Posts 670

The first one, of course cause the second one might as well be scared or excited.


bbz   Sweden. Feb 05 2009 08:58. Posts 104

leonardo goes ninja on the watermelon

greed is my sin 

Pindarots   Netherlands. Feb 05 2009 09:50. Posts 802


Raidern   Brasil. Feb 05 2009 09:53. Posts 4243

have you ever watched a video of turtles having sex?
their pennis is this long:

=============================================================================================================================

im a regular at nl5 

Raidern   Brasil. Feb 05 2009 09:54. Posts 4243

gay post btw lol

im a regular at nl5 

Pindarots   Netherlands. Feb 05 2009 09:56. Posts 802

No wonder they're happy


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Feb 05 2009 10:15. Posts 10896



TURTLE NOT HAPPY


TwistedEcho    United Kingdom. Feb 05 2009 11:05. Posts 3539

Swimming turtle is being drowned, that expression is a silent scream

can't you feel his pain???

OM NOM NOM turtle truly is happy though

pwpwpwpwpwpwpwpwpw 

fenner   Australia. Feb 05 2009 11:08. Posts 2188


  On February 05 2009 09:15 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:


TURTLE NOT HAPPY



this makes me very sad


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Feb 05 2009 11:16. Posts 10896

yeah it sux, others turtle eat strawberries and he have to eat shit


Sheitan   Canada. Feb 05 2009 11:22. Posts 4217

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

D_Zoo   Canada. Feb 05 2009 11:28. Posts 4013

AHAHAHHAHA I love you Evan

hahah there could be threads like '50k pot I won!', 'CTS vs IVEY crazy action' 'which turtle looks happier' and like a magnet I am drawn and immediately go to the turtle thread

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

WhenICanIWill   United States. Feb 05 2009 12:55. Posts 473

watermelon turtle hands down, hes got watermelon dripping down his face but he just doesnt give a fuck because hes eating a damn delicious watermelon


SfydjkLm   Belarus. Feb 05 2009 13:46. Posts 3810

*wink wink* 

Sheitan   Canada. Feb 05 2009 13:51. Posts 4217

lol nigga getttin sum pussy :D definitly a winnar.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Feb 05 2009 14:41. Posts 8918

ahahaha omg the last one, I think Ive hurt myself laughing so much


FrinkX   United States. Feb 05 2009 15:20. Posts 7562

HOLY CRAP

i dont think hes having sexytime

i think he got in a fight with that other turtle and just beat the shit out of him and is now standing on his shell screaming how fking awesome he is

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Ket    United Kingdom. Feb 05 2009 15:24. Posts 8665

 Last edit: 05/02/2009 15:24

lebowski   Greece. Feb 05 2009 15:39. Posts 9205

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Feb 05 2009 15:47. Posts 2083

Some mighty contenders, but i still think om nom nom turtle dominates.

Poker chobo. 

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Feb 05 2009 15:50. Posts 2083



grumpy turtle is not amused!

Poker chobo. 

GirlsRVicious   United States. Feb 05 2009 17:35. Posts 1094

strawberry ftw

LOL Live Pokerz 

Perisie   . Feb 05 2009 17:46. Posts 801



I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.


RiKD    United States. Feb 05 2009 17:58. Posts 9082

i like this thread


N3CR0S   Czech Republic. Feb 05 2009 18:02. Posts 279

first turtle is definitely happier, but second looks better :D


Ezekiell   Hungary. Feb 05 2009 18:37. Posts 718

obv strawberry

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Kapol   Poland. Feb 05 2009 18:40. Posts 4696


  On February 05 2009 16:46 Perisie wrote:
I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.


Love this animated movie :D. As well as a few other Blunt's stories - An American Tail and The Secret of NIMH.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) 

starz   Canada. Feb 05 2009 19:04. Posts 6

Strawberry turtle all the way.


asdf2000   United States. Feb 05 2009 23:51. Posts 7708


  On February 05 2009 04:16 sirracksalot wrote:
wow lame....the strawberry one def wins this gay contest



someone needs to bitchslap you really hard if you think you are too cool for pictures of happy turtles.
seriously




ket's is my favorite so far

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.Last edit: 05/02/2009 23:52

asdf2000   United States. Feb 05 2009 23:53. Posts 7708

hopefully other people find this as funny as i do:


Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

Bigbobm   United States. Feb 06 2009 00:03. Posts 5512


  On February 05 2009 22:53 asdf2000 wrote:
hopefully other people find this as funny as i do:





Gay turtle playing santa?

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

[vital]Myth    United States. Feb 06 2009 01:44. Posts 12159

omg HAHAHAHAHA this thread delivers

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

SpoR   United States. Feb 06 2009 03:54. Posts 1254

swimmer easy.

ZERG! 

SpoR   United States. Feb 06 2009 03:57. Posts 1254


ZERG! 

Modus   United States. Feb 06 2009 04:55. Posts 36


  On February 05 2009 16:46 Perisie wrote:

I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.



$$$ just money


edzwoo   United States. Feb 06 2009 06:01. Posts 5911


whamm!   Albania. Feb 06 2009 06:09. Posts 11625

i think if swimmer came first, it would've won hands down, but still, straw turtle is just dominating that giant piece of fruit, must count for something if ur actually pwning something and not just swimming and happy


Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 06 2009 23:01. Posts 7042

New turtles have risen to the challenge.



Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

zulu_nation8   United States. Aug 06 2009 23:02. Posts 1929

Definitely the swimming one, he eats because he has to.


Stim_Abuser   United States. Aug 06 2009 23:04. Posts 7499




definantly this one.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

daysare   Poland. Aug 07 2009 00:35. Posts 670


  On August 06 2009 22:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
New turtles have risen to the challenge.






these are just wannabes. not nearly as happy as the original strawberry turtle


vltava   United States. Aug 07 2009 00:54. Posts 1742


  On February 05 2009 16:46 Perisie wrote:
I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.



vwp sir

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

hoylemj   United States. Aug 07 2009 01:29. Posts 840

I beg to differ


Racist Dragon   Canada. Aug 07 2009 02:22. Posts 258

ahahaha, edzwoo fucking dominates this thread

gg no re

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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 07 2009 07:14. Posts 34262


  On August 06 2009 22:04 Stim_Abuser wrote:



definantly this one.




obv winner

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FrinkX   United States. Aug 07 2009 09:06. Posts 7562

Unreal the new challengers are imposters

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

longple    Sweden. Aug 07 2009 10:01. Posts 4472

lol at video


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 10:01. Posts 14026

I apparently look like turtle from entourage

other people i done look like:

jack black
peter jackson
rick ross


genjix   China. Aug 07 2009 10:31. Posts 2677

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

SemPeR   Canada. Aug 07 2009 11:55. Posts 2288

turtle 2 could easily be dead imo. =s


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 12:02. Posts 14026

Turtle in ENtourage is pretty rad SURE he dresses like gansta and i think the story with him and the chick from sopranos is pretty shit
but he kind of buffed up this season like im doing at the moment

where as E will always be a short cunt

turtle was a husky but LOVEABLE motherfuck and u all know it

ESP The milf EPISODE i want a milf now. If u in NZ and know MILF in the auckland area please PM me thx


bananarama   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 19:23. Posts 282


  On August 06 2009 22:04 Stim_Abuser wrote:



definantly this one.




she looks unamused by his noisy action.


pokerboy   Poland. Aug 08 2009 16:58. Posts 47

potato turtle has endless happiness!

aka iG.Aura! :) From BW to Poker... 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Dec 03 2009 17:21. Posts 9687




OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

what wackass site is this nigga?  

chris   United States. Dec 03 2009 17:48. Posts 5505

sweet post saki

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

Sabre.   United States. Dec 03 2009 18:16. Posts 77

original strawberry turtle easily


JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 03 2009 19:06. Posts 7292

lol sweet bump

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Jas0n   United States. Dec 03 2009 19:35. Posts 1866

second turtle looks like it's on ecstasy


whamm!   Albania. Dec 03 2009 20:13. Posts 11625

after this im def considering getting a pet turtle


ggplz   Sweden. Dec 03 2009 20:28. Posts 16784

love that last turtle

/whamm

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

lazymej   Canada. Dec 03 2009 21:13. Posts 2897

Strawberry turtle wins.

Swimming turtle looks scared as shit. He's probably being chased by Jaws.


NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 03 2009 21:31. Posts 4946

i want to own a turtle just for the joy of making him happy so easily

bye now 

Suicide   United States. Dec 03 2009 23:43. Posts 482

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FrinkX   United States. Dec 04 2009 00:15. Posts 7562

well played saki

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

woodbrave1   United States. Dec 04 2009 00:56. Posts 666

mash potatoe turtle made me lol

Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it. 

longple    Sweden. Dec 04 2009 02:14. Posts 4472

saki is winnar


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Dec 04 2009 12:32. Posts 10896

dont watch that turtle video its addicting
watched it until the end


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 04 2009 13:28. Posts 8918

I dont know what is it about turtles, but they just seem like everything that is right in this world.


heyoka   United States. Dec 04 2009 18:35. Posts 109

so apparently when you're a turtle eating is the best thing ever?

seems like a good life

 Last edit: 04/12/2009 18:35

FrinkX   United States. Jan 30 2010 03:13. Posts 7562

SUP

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Venrae   United States. Jan 30 2010 03:27. Posts 1545

You should get that tattoo'd there.

Learn to appreciate the value of the dollar. The rest is easy. (Hurricane @ TL) 

killmepl   Poland. Mar 12 2010 16:13. Posts 82

Dont care 

phasE89   Czech Republic. Mar 12 2010 16:19. Posts 201

^ that is NOT a happy turtle, GTFO


WalcottEntp   United States. Mar 12 2010 16:38. Posts 117

This is a happy turtle

Donking is like the Fall Out Boy of the new pokertards. Everyone thinks its sooo cool but theyre just retarded 

killmepl   Poland. Mar 12 2010 18:23. Posts 82


  On March 12 2010 15:19 phasE89 wrote:
^ that is NOT a happy turtle, GTFO


well, it isn't now... You made him angry instead :F

Dont care 

Baalim   Mexico. Mar 12 2010 18:58. Posts 34262


  On January 30 2010 02:13 FrinkX wrote:
SUP




lol what in the fuck

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FrinkX   United States. Mar 13 2010 15:22. Posts 7562

jealousy?

btw theres like an 80% chance this year im getting happy turtle tattoo'ed on my back

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Baalim   Mexico. Mar 13 2010 15:39. Posts 34262

lol who drew that ?

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Venrae   United States. Jul 29 2010 23:19. Posts 1545

Happy blastoise:

Learn to appreciate the value of the dollar. The rest is easy. (Hurricane @ TL)Last edit: 01/08/2010 15:14

n0rthf4ce    United States. Jul 30 2010 08:57. Posts 8119

Haha awesome thread resurrection

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Baalim   Mexico. Jul 30 2010 10:29. Posts 34262


  On March 13 2010 14:22 FrinkX wrote:
jealousy?

btw theres like an 80% chance this year im getting happy turtle tattoo'ed on my back



half year has passed

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terrybunny19240   United States. Jul 31 2010 03:07. Posts 13829

lol happy turtle face paint


FrinkX   United States. Jul 31 2010 12:02. Posts 7562


  On July 30 2010 09:29 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



half year has passed



ehhh its probably not happening anymore unfortunately

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jul 31 2010 12:05. Posts 14026

80% man

wtf

after posting that, pretty much has to happen. IMMORTALIZE IT!

LETS DO THIS

I can draw it for you if you want.


YoMeR   United States. Aug 01 2010 14:42. Posts 12438

lol wow sick face paint.

pix of tats once you get em asap.

eZ Life. 

FrinkX   United States. Aug 01 2010 14:49. Posts 7562

fuckin peer pressure now i gotta do it dont i

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

 



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