hahah there could be threads like '50k pot I won!', 'CTS vs IVEY crazy action' 'which turtle looks happier' and like a magnet I am drawn and immediately go to the turtle thread
You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen
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WhenICanIWill   United States. Feb 05 2009 12:55. Posts 473
watermelon turtle hands down, hes got watermelon dripping down his face but he just doesnt give a fuck because hes eating a damn delicious watermelon
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SfydjkLm   Belarus. Feb 05 2009 13:46. Posts 3810
*wink wink*
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Sheitan   Canada. Feb 05 2009 13:51. Posts 4217
lol nigga getttin sum pussy :D definitly a winnar.
Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Feb 05 2009 14:41. Posts 8918
ahahaha omg the last one, I think Ive hurt myself laughing so much
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FrinkX   United States. Feb 05 2009 15:20. Posts 7562
HOLY CRAP
i dont think hes having sexytime
i think he got in a fight with that other turtle and just beat the shit out of him and is now standing on his shell screaming how fking awesome he is
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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Ket   United Kingdom. Feb 05 2009 15:24. Posts 8665
Last edit: 05/02/2009 15:24
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lebowski   Greece. Feb 05 2009 15:39. Posts 9205
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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HaiVan   Bulgaria. Feb 05 2009 15:47. Posts 2083
Some mighty contenders, but i still think om nom nom turtle dominates.
Poker chobo.
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HaiVan   Bulgaria. Feb 05 2009 15:50. Posts 2083
grumpy turtle is not amused!
Poker chobo.
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GirlsRVicious   United States. Feb 05 2009 17:35. Posts 1094
asdf2000   United States. Feb 05 2009 23:51. Posts 7708
On February 05 2009 04:16 sirracksalot wrote:
wow lame....the strawberry one def wins this gay contest
someone needs to bitchslap you really hard if you think you are too cool for pictures of happy turtles.
seriously
ket's is my favorite so far
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.
Last edit: 05/02/2009 23:52
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asdf2000   United States. Feb 05 2009 23:53. Posts 7708
hopefully other people find this as funny as i do:
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.
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Bigbobm   United States. Feb 06 2009 00:03. Posts 5512
On February 05 2009 22:53 asdf2000 wrote:
hopefully other people find this as funny as i do:
Gay turtle playing santa?
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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[vital]Myth   United States. Feb 06 2009 01:44. Posts 12159
omg HAHAHAHAHA this thread delivers
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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SpoR   United States. Feb 06 2009 03:54. Posts 1254
swimmer easy.
ZERG!
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SpoR   United States. Feb 06 2009 03:57. Posts 1254
ZERG!
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Modus   United States. Feb 06 2009 04:55. Posts 36
On February 05 2009 16:46 Perisie wrote:
I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.
$$$ just money
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edzwoo   United States. Feb 06 2009 06:01. Posts 5911
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whamm!   Albania. Feb 06 2009 06:09. Posts 11625
i think if swimmer came first, it would've won hands down, but still, straw turtle is just dominating that giant piece of fruit, must count for something if ur actually pwning something and not just swimming and happy
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Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 06 2009 23:01. Posts 7042
New turtles have risen to the challenge.
Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama
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zulu_nation8   United States. Aug 06 2009 23:02. Posts 1929
Definitely the swimming one, he eats because he has to.
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Aug 06 2009 23:04. Posts 7499
definantly this one.
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
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daysare   Poland. Aug 07 2009 00:35. Posts 670
On August 06 2009 22:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
New turtles have risen to the challenge.
these are just wannabes. not nearly as happy as the original strawberry turtle
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vltava   United States. Aug 07 2009 00:54. Posts 1742
On February 05 2009 16:46 Perisie wrote: I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.
vwp sir
tooker: there is very little money in stts.
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hoylemj   United States. Aug 07 2009 01:29. Posts 840
I beg to differ
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Racist Dragon   Canada. Aug 07 2009 02:22. Posts 258
ahahaha, edzwoo fucking dominates this thread
gg no re
im at nl25 cos ppl r more aggresiv they r shoving more and play better, so if i want too improve its +ev to play more nl25 before i move to nl200 - genjix
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 07 2009 07:14. Posts 34262
On August 06 2009 22:04 Stim_Abuser wrote:
definantly this one.
obv winner
Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online
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FrinkX   United States. Aug 07 2009 09:06. Posts 7562
Unreal the new challengers are imposters
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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longple   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 10:01. Posts 4472
lol at video
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 10:01. Posts 14026
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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SemPeR   Canada. Aug 07 2009 11:55. Posts 2288
turtle 2 could easily be dead imo. =s
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 12:02. Posts 14026
Turtle in ENtourage is pretty rad SURE he dresses like gansta and i think the story with him and the chick from sopranos is pretty shit
but he kind of buffed up this season like im doing at the moment
where as E will always be a short cunt
turtle was a husky but LOVEABLE motherfuck and u all know it
ESP The milf EPISODE i want a milf now. If u in NZ and know MILF in the auckland area please PM me thx
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bananarama   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 19:23. Posts 282
On August 06 2009 22:04 Stim_Abuser wrote:
definantly this one.
she looks unamused by his noisy action.
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pokerboy   Poland. Aug 08 2009 16:58. Posts 47
potato turtle has endless happiness!
aka iG.Aura! :) From BW to Poker...
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SakiSaki   Sweden. Dec 03 2009 17:21. Posts 9687
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
what wackass site is this nigga?
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chris   United States. Dec 03 2009 17:48. Posts 5505
sweet post saki
5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly
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Sabre.   United States. Dec 03 2009 18:16. Posts 77
original strawberry turtle easily
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JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 03 2009 19:06. Posts 7292
lol sweet bump
Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser
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Jas0n   United States. Dec 03 2009 19:35. Posts 1866
second turtle looks like it's on ecstasy
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whamm!   Albania. Dec 03 2009 20:13. Posts 11625
after this im def considering getting a pet turtle
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ggplz   Sweden. Dec 03 2009 20:28. Posts 16784
love that last turtle
/whamm
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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lazymej   Canada. Dec 03 2009 21:13. Posts 2897
Strawberry turtle wins.
Swimming turtle looks scared as shit. He's probably being chased by Jaws.
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NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 03 2009 21:31. Posts 4946
i want to own a turtle just for the joy of making him happy so easily
bye now
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Suicide   United States. Dec 03 2009 23:43. Posts 482