Degen Chronicles

So far in march i am doing awesome. I'm up 700 total cause im down 400 in mtts (I HAVE GOT TO QUIT PLAYING TOURNAMENTS FUCK)I really want to play 60k hands this month and i'm behind pace but i'm gonna make sure i catch back up to pace.

I have a really comfy br now for nl100 and nl200 isn't too far away at all! I've gotta get my fcking money off of cake asaply and I'm gonna have to cash out $500 to cover some bills which is gonna suck.

UB has a really sweet deposit bonus so i'm gonna be playing there next.

Here are my results, i swing so hard.

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I don't have health insurance on myself and I have no idea wtf is wrong with me.

When I wake up in the morning it burns when i piss, throughout the day it gets better and usually eventually i can't even tell that it still burns. There is no discharge from my dick and i have no signs of having an STD and I don't really see how i could have gotten one because the last girl i fucked was like 1 month ago and as far as i know she is clean.

The last couple days there is some slight discomfort where my prostate i would assume is, I dunno if this is me making it up in my mind or not but i think there is definitely something wrong with me.



i wish it could have absolutely anything to do with my body other than being oriented around my dick.

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i won a seat into the cake equivalent to the sunday million and i thought i unregisered and i just opened cake and i have 7 bbs

fuck my life, so stupid UGH i hate myself

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From your last blog post

I love all ya, appreciate your support, and I'm sure some of you will "think" allowing myself to play hu is a degen move or whatever, which is not the case. I am extremely profitable HU, I just never understood bankroll management years ago when I allowed myself to play it. I also chased loses like a motherfucker and I didn't time my cashgame sesions like I do now. I will always have 100+ bi for MTT and Heads Up. If I don't, then I will send anyone $100 cash money who would spot me on any of those tables.

??? ship $100 to tehskies plz

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#1 Cake is fucking annoying they are ridiculous about their cashout policy.

They want all sorts of information about me and my physical address on my ID isn't my mailing address because i have a PO Box and they wont let me send it to the PO box because it doesn't match my ID... whatever. I'm moving to UB to clear their 111% deposit bonus up to 1100 or something + rakeback asaply cause bonus whoring = hot.

br = 3300 and it would be a lot more if i didnt waste so much fcking money in tournaments, i'm gonna try to not play in anymore tournaments until scoop but i doubt that happens.

Hopefully I can clear the UB bonus before SCOOP and then stars runs a deposit bonus for it. My license get's revoked on the 6th for a month because I got a DWI a while back (i run so bad, i wasn't even drunk wtfever) so I should have nothing to do for an entire month and im already playing 3k+ hands a day anyway so hopefully i have a fat roll by the time scoop comes around and it wont hurt so bad when I drop 1k in mtts and not cash in any of them. I'm planning on playing in almost every single low event and if my br is big enough some of the smaller buyin middle ones but we'll have to see what my roll looks like around then.

I might even sell action on some of them but everyone @ lp hates me, so i doubt it.

ps, if you're cool add me to msn/aim because im nearly out of poker friends from LP, we can sweat each other @ nl100/talk/whatever

caleb underscore 012 underscore AT hot mail .com
terranupmyheartt = aim

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Soooooooooo here's my results.

11 days total played this month and im pretty happy with what came of all of it.

+320 in bonuses -monies in tournaments but not that much

Gonnna get $236 in rakeback too!


Moving up to nl200 @ 5k.




dont miss jaedong vs bisu tonight if you like starcraft.

tasteless and daniel lee will be casting and its the 2 of the hottest players right now going up in a bo5

i'm massively looking forward to it.

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Soooooooooo here's my results.

11 days total played this month and im pretty happy with what came of all of it.

+320 in bonuses -monies in tournaments but not that much

Gonnna get $236 in rakeback too!


Moving up to nl200 @ 5k.

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anyone wanna sell me their dota cdkeys???

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Jesus what a crazy day i've played 7k hands 4-6 tabling

nl100 is ridiculous and i run jj into kk/aa vs habitual 3betters constantly and keep getting gay stupid setups vs retard regulars.

200bbs deep i had 22, open pf, faggot nit reraises, other random dude calls, i call.

flop is 2T7ssx, i c/r

turn is A, i shove, he has AA wtfever.



asdf;oaidf; nl100 is hard. I guess i'm not the amazing player i thought i was who would steamroll these guys but i can still spot lots of leaks in their games so i'm not really too concerned i guess i just have to settle for lots of variance in a very lag game and a smaller winrate than i'd like.

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I'm about to start my first nl100 session in like over a year.

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