this woman, 20 years older than me, keeps putting her tits on my arm, my back, touches me 60% the time she gets a chance to.
Does this mean she wants to have sex with me?
I see two options in my future.
1) spend 120k in vegas on hookers, drugs, skydive, and a gun with 1 bullet
2) buy land, start a pot farm and live a moral life which probably means becoming a terrorist
if life is a one time thing, i'm liking #1 option.
So how i'm going to decide between these two is I'm going to take a few hits of the most potent hallucenginic drug known to man: DMT http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine
within 3 seconds of taking a hit of DMT, walls floor ceiling break away, you are launched into an alternate reality where alien beings talk to you. At this point when alien beings start talking to me, if they say go to vegas i'll go to vegas, if they say start a pot farm i'll do that. If no alien beings show up, then i'm going to vegas, Unless it was such an awesome experience that I decide I must mass produce this drug. But quite frankly if intelligent beings don't show up and talk to me, i'll be dissapointed.
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