Angryfishes

if any of you nl players would like to learn / give limit a shot, im your man for it

this will be for 6max only, and will be only for the limits .5/.10 up to the limits .50/1

what i offer:
-sweating sessions
-hand reviews
-optimal lines to use vs the "four main" player types
-stats review/leak finding
-starting hands to play by game type you're in- derived from countless hours at poker stove
-no seminar in vegas

anyway there will be two payment options to choose from:

1)the first would be a small hourly fee- obv micro players dont have much br to spare
2)"free" with some form of profit sharing or something which can be discussed.

these are my stats at the micros
first half of graph was when i was nl player b4 i switched to limit



i am especially confident in my teaching ability as i taught a good friend of mine (for free of coz lol) - from being totally clueless at poker turn a 20$ deposit at 0.02 / 0.04 into 400 and hes playing .5/1 now. also was a finance tutor at uni teaching classrooms of 20+ if thats relevant, so im used to finding the best ways to explain stuff.

any questions, ASK!

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I tried signing up with 2 different credit cards but for some reason my account is bugged. After a few emails they decide to give me one month free. Yay for DC support!

Hi Bryan,

There seems to be some bug with your account. So what I have done is upgraded your account for 1-month for free.

Hopefully the bug will be fixed by the time your 1-month is up and you decide to continue your subscription.

Sorry about this and see you on Deuces,
Joe Tall
DeucesCracked Team

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Luckboxed a milestone.
I didnt even win, but i was in the hand so i got 550$ which is crazy coz im supernova.

brag: supernova
beat: still playing 50cent/1

anyway the guy who won got dealt pocket aces and was silverstar and got 832.5



as for poker... i have been playing only limit the last 3 months. maybe about 8k USD which is far below expectations since im just chilling/travelling/pokering while waiting for the job market to improve. ive been to bali and bangkok and got engaged too so lots of stuff has been happening in my life. bought my fiance a ds for vday and shes addicted to it like crazy.

anyway poker wise my high rolling friends staked me for 2/4 which im slightly up there while meanwhile i grind .5/1 limit at stars since im supernova + its just alot less stressful and easier then 1/2. Im like 3bb at 50cent/1 but 0.5 bb at 1/2



OH AND DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY PLAY LIMIT?!
Only floofy (omgomg celeb) has msged me on msn (ONCE lol) apart from that no1 talks to me from here about hands and stuff and i feel so alone. cry cry

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ROFL SO FUCKING STUPID
i played on cakepoker about a year ago and not touched it since. now i find my redstar account (which is a different skin on the same network) has been locked for 'fraud play' which is fucking retarded.

i signed up on redstar after reading this on bonus whores (http://www.bonuswhores.com/red-star-poker/)

You may have multiple accounts on the Cake Poker Network. However, you can't use the same email address for multiple sites on the network.

And i know its totally legit to do play on diff skins to clear the bonuses like the ipoker network where the skins just offer diff bonuses to compete for players.

Now im fucked? Whats the chances of me getting my 1k back? What can i do?

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back to back 2nd palces



back to back SUCKED OUT IN FINAL HAND
omfg last hand was me tp was he middle pair we are about even in stacks. i check raise him all in and of course he makes trips on turn

fucking stupid omfg robbed like 500$ in total when i should have won both tourneies

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entered a $5 dollar tourney for the fun of it
got 2nd place for 568 yay!

crazy that 5 bucks can turn into 560

last hand was me all in with tp vs an oe draw 66% vs 33% and of coz i lose to that donk who should have been out LONGGG ago omg

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so i finally finished my god damn thesis and can start playing poker again. wanted a site with rake back so i deposited 500 on cake today and now its 1.22k lol

earlier on was messing around in omaha 50 and lost 200.i go to showdown way too much lol such a diff from nl where ur set is never good. and the swings are so huge i was up like 300 at one point grr. i think u need alot more buyins in omaha

anyway up about 300 in 50-100nl so it didnt matter
overall a great winning day
yay~

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amazon is adamant of not offering me any help, although it will be almost costless for them to provide a simple solution. omfg i feel an intense hatred for them right now.

changed my offer below to 25% off the listed price of every amazon.co.uk product

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bump

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So i traded my stars player points for two 250pound http://www.amazon.co.uk gift vouchers, basically cause they seemed like the best deal. i thought at worse ill be paying slighty more since the UK standard of living is high, and will be facing a slightly more limited range. also, before trading, i did email amazon.co.uk to ask if they could deliver items to Australia. They said something along the lines that they were a worldwide company and yes they can. Now i found out that they only deliver MUISC/DVD/BOOKS worldwide. In otherwords im fucked/epic fail/etc.

So i obv dont want 800USD worth of musicc/dvd/books. I just wanted to get an IPOD for my gf and a 24 inch monitor for myself, which sadly will never happen now. So what im proposing is for UK players to choose something they want from the amazon.co.uk website, i will order it and have it delivered to your specified address, and you can pay be back through stars/neteller/moneybookers in USD.

of course ill be giving an incentive. i will be giving a 20% discount absorbed by me off the listed price of any item. note that the vouchers in total is 500pounds

some items of interest (rather the items i was going to buy )

Thank You For Smoking [2005] DVD - Amazon price - £4.98
(You pay just £3.98)

24" TFT Samsung SyncMaster 245B plus 5ms DVI Wide LINK- £259.00
(You pay just £207.2, saving a massive £51.8)
Based on my 2 hours of research, i found this monitor and the benQ 2400 monitors to be the best in terms of value for money and capability. But this was cheaper so i chose it)

New Apple iPod classic 120GB LINK - Silver £172.41
(You pay just £137.9)

other notes:
Delivery of electronic products is listed on amazon as 2-3 days.
If i have many offers im going to choose the person who makes the most use of the 500pounds i.e spends closest to 500.
Exchange rate used will be as at XE.com which is 1 GBP = 1.76761 USD atm

So PM me ASAP and hopefully this will be a mutually benifical trade =)

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i found a way to get a such a high bb every single time omfg. lol obv im not sharing it ! If not for the god damn hand posted below, i would be at least 30bb again



anyway this is the reason i play limit. getting ur money in good and getting sucked out for ur whole stack. whereas in limit its just a few big bets. i fucking hate getting sucked out on in huge pots. really pisses me off so much that i just dont even wanna play nl anymore

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PokerStars Game #20421209688: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 5:18:29 ET
Table 'Thuban' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Pronych ($130.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($80.50 in chips)
Seat 3: ortsejam ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Day of grace ($196.35 in chips)
Seat 5: skat tilt ($132 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr_Ocean1981 ($119.90 in chips)
Pronych: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
ortsejam: folds
Day of grace: folds
skat tilt: folds
Mr_Ocean1981: raises $2 to $3
Pronych: calls $2.50
Hero : calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.00)

   
Pronych: checks
Hero : bets $8
Mr_Ocean1981: folds
Pronych: calls $8

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $25.00)

   
Pronych: checks
Hero : bets $25
Pronych: raises $54 to $79
Hero : calls $44.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($9.50) returned to Pronych

River (Pot : $164.00)

   

Showdown
Pronych: shows (a full house, Sevens full of Threes)
Hero : mucks hand
Pronych collected $161 from pot

Summary
Total pot $164 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Pronych (small blind) showed and won ($161) with a full house, Sevens full of Threes
Seat 2: Hero (big blind) mucked
Seat 3: ortsejam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Day of grace folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: skat tilt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Mr_Ocean1981 (button) folded on the Flop

PokerStars Game #20421168809: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 5:13:40 ET
Table 'Pyrrhus' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: jefe78 ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mastadawn ($108.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($118.70 in chips)
Seat 4: SiegurRos1 ($134.75 in chips)
Seat 6: famou$_$oon ($178.85 in chips)
famou$_$oon: posts small blind $0.50
jefe78: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
mastadawn: raises $3 to $4
Hero : raises $8 to $12
SiegurRos1: folds
famou$_$oon: folds
jefe78: folds
mastadawn: calls $8

Flop (Pot : $25.50)

   
mastadawn: bets $16
Hero : raises $16 to $32
mastadawn: folds
Uncalled bet ($16) returned to Hero
Hero collected $55.50 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $57.50 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: jefe78 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mastadawn folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Hero collected ($55.50)
Seat 4: SiegurRos1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: famou$_$oon (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #20421029876: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 4:57:11 ET
Table 'Icarus' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Inflex ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: Bravestar88 ($119.85 in chips)
Seat 3: cruchotapb ($67.30 in chips)
Seat 4: pennpal ($139.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($100.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Buffalo 78 ($114.95 in chips)
Buffalo 78: posts small blind $0.50
Inflex: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Bravestar88: calls $1
cruchotapb: calls $1
pennpal: folds
Hero : raises $6 to $7
Buffalo 78: folds
Inflex: folds
Bravestar88: calls $6
cruchotapb: folds

Flop (Pot : $16.50)

   
Bravestar88: checks
Hero : bets $11
Bravestar88: calls $11

Turn (Pot : $38.50)

   
Bravestar88: checks
Hero : bets $32
Bravestar88: calls $32

River (Pot : $102.50)

   
Bravestar88: checks
Hero : bets $50.90 and is all-in
Bravestar88: folds
Uncalled bet ($50.90) returned to Hero
Hero collected $99.50 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $102.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Inflex (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Bravestar88 folded on the River
Seat 3: cruchotapb folded before Flop
Seat 4: pennpal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) collected ($99.50)
Seat 6: Buffalo 78 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #20420679946: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 4:15:22 ET
Table 'Castafiore III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: nodi1 ($121.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Neuxie ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: daniela249 ($106.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Wass4U ($53.55 in chips)
Seat 6: JuliusLT ($92 in chips)
nodi1: posts small blind $0.50
Neuxie: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
daniela249: folds
Wass4U: folds
JuliusLT: folds
Hero : raises $3 to $4
nodi1: calls $3.50
Neuxie: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.00)

   
nodi1: checks
Hero : bets $6
nodi1: calls $6

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $21.00)

   
nodi1: checks
Hero : bets $11
nodi1: raises $11 to $22
Hero : raises $68 to $90 and is all-in
nodi1: calls $68

River (Pot : $201.00)

   

Showdown
nodi1: shows (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero : shows (a straight, Four to Eight)
Hero collected $198 from pot

Summary
Total pot $201 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Hero (button) showed and won ($198) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 2: nodi1 (small blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: Neuxie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: daniela249 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Wass4U folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JuliusLT folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #20420885967: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 4:40:15 ET
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: djromyrome ($62.60 in chips)
Seat 2: daniela249 ($161.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Waterboy41 ($178.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($68.65 in chips)
Seat 5: DHBLAIR ($43.40 in chips)
Seat 6: broonster ($114.65 in chips)
broonster: posts small blind $0.50
djromyrome: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
daniela249: calls $1
Waterboy41: folds
Hero : raises $4 to $5
DHBLAIR: calls $5
broonster: folds
djromyrome: raises $4 to $9
daniela249: calls $8
Hero : calls $4
DHBLAIR: calls $4

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $36.50)

   
djromyrome: bets $5
daniela249: folds
Hero : calls $5
DHBLAIR: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $46.50)

   
djromyrome: checks
Hero : bets $20
djromyrome: calls $20

River (Pot : $86.50)

   
djromyrome: checks
Hero : bets $34.65 and is all-in
djromyrome: calls $28.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6.05) returned to Hero

Showdown
Hero : shows (a flush, Queen high)
djromyrome: mucks hand
Hero collected $140.70 from pot

Summary
Total pot $143.70 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: djromyrome (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: daniela249 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Waterboy41 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero showed and won ($140.70) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: DHBLAIR (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: broonster (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #20421159600: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/15 5:12:35 ET
Table 'Sergestus' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Dinopok ($42.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($110.45 in chips)
Seat 3: magic115 ($65.05 in chips)
Seat 4: broonster ($155.85 in chips)
Seat 5: toomany7s ($108.55 in chips)
Seat 6: daniela249 ($172.15 in chips)
Dinopok: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
magic115: calls $1
broonster: folds
toomany7s: folds
daniela249: folds
Dinopok: calls $0.50
Hero : raises $5 to $6
magic115: folds
Dinopok: calls $5

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $13.00)

   
Dinopok: bets $5
Hero : raises $9 to $14
Dinopok: calls $9

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $41.00)

   
Dinopok: bets $5
Hero : raises $85.45 to $90.45 and is all-in
Dinopok: calls $17.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($68.10) returned to Hero

River (Pot : $85.70)

   

Showdown
Dinopok: shows (a pair of Fours)
Hero : shows (a pair of Sevens)
Hero collected $82.70 from pot

Summary
Total pot $85.70 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Dinopok (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: Hero (big blind) showed and won ($82.70) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 3: magic115 folded before Flop
Seat 4: broonster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: toomany7s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: daniela249 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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