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Me and my roommate whom I work with decided today that we wanted to "trip balls" off of cough syrup because we had never done it. Today was a sick easy day for us work wise and we had almost if not all of our planned shit done by noon, so at noon we headed to walgreens and after some premeditated research by myself i knew exactly what we would need.

Robotussin DM.

We each bought a 12oz bottle and paid at seperate cashiers and came back to our place to down it before lunch, we had no idea how much to take nor did we really care, so we took ~10oz of the bottles.

At first I thought this was some really cheap beer buzz, it sucked and i was dissapointed. Apparently this shit takes some real time to kick your ass though, because by the time an hour had passed I was taking care of my friend who was progressing though the stages of it much faster than I was. He was convinced that his entire body itched and was using everything he could find to scratch himself, at this point im at a really loopy drunken state feeling, but im not near his state. He's hallucinating shit and most specifically that he's a knight so he starts galloping towards a box with a wooden dowel in his hand and jousts the box, the wooden dowel busts in half and cuts his hand. He then puts the two sharp points together and is convinced that the missing part is in his hand, we go to find our boss to take him to the hospital but then we realize that he's just hallucinating and we go back to where we were. Me and him start discussing things like "Dude, I'm almost positive that this is all a dream" "What if none of this is real?" "What if you aren't real?" etc etc LOL

Right around now im peaking out in my DMX high and i lay down and have a dream that im not sure to this momemt was real or wtf it was, but it was really important to my life as how it's played out so far, really spiritual and shit and stuff, but I at this moment seriously can't remember any of it.

I'm pretty sure i called some people and talked to them and I can only imagine the things I told them, that I teleported to my room or something... I'm still really really fucked up and loopy feeling but this is an experience that I'll never forget.

Something that started as a joke and in the end i got more fucked up than I've ever been in my life, pretty fucking ridiculous.

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