Soon 2B BALLIN

obama's grandma died today =(

http://www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/487008/-/tljpk1/-/

lp lowers the flag to half-staff, i'm sure there will be a moment of LP silence sometime today. I think the background should be black so we can mourn. Candle-light memorial service to come after barack wins.

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Anti-Itch cream...$4
Pre-Wrap + Tape...$7
Neosporin...$3
Driving to Baylor University, Hanging out w/ friends, Getting drunk, Running from cops, Getting leg stuck in barb-wire, then going thru the forest silently to not rattle a dog, and avoid cops and spotlights, getting arm in poison ivy, but doing it all w/ great friends... priceless.


Thats right, poison fucking ivy =(
But i didn't get another MIP so i guess its worth it right???

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"PokerStars - Integrity
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:47 PM
From:
"PokerStarsSupport"
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Hello Clayton,

Thank you for your email. I am sorry to hear your disappointment. As an
avid player myself, I know how frustrating it can be to suffer bad beats.

The truth of the matter is there is no such thing as a 'Doom Switch'. We
have no interest in favouring one player over another. Our shuffle is
completely random and bad beats simply happen on their own. If there were
no more bad beats, people would stop chasing bad draws. If that happens,
then good players won't be able to win anymore.

The computerized methods we use to shuffle the deck are more than
sufficient to ensure complete randomization of the cards, and
complete unpredictability of the cards to come. You can see the
description of these methods at:

http://www.pokerstars.com/security.html

In addition, we track all hands dealt daily to see if there is any
statistically significant variance.

In fact, we gave the source code to two independent auditors who
reviewed our shuffle algorithm and found it sound and random. You may
read
the analyses of these auditors at:

http://www.pokerstars.com/rng_audit.html

We have dealt over 21,000,000,000 hands, and have freely given out real
money hand histories any time somebody has requested them. Not once has
anybody found any indication that our shuffle is not 100% random, and many
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If this doesn't convince you, you can do your own statistical analysis of
your hands. There are a few programs like PokerOffice and PokerTracker
that allow you to import your hand histories, and offer statistical
analysis, which I am sure will satisfy your concerns.

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Couldn't breath, the roommate left the windows up and the fans in the room on, so i got a cold, and since i have asthma, it's like double fuck my lungs up. So i couldn't breath, none of my medicine would work including the nebulizer, so a trip to the Emergency Room was in order. No one in line on Tuesday at 11:00 pm, so i didn't have to wait in line. I've always hated trips to the ER, it just reminds me of death and everything else that is bad in the world. I have always feared that when i went i would see something traumatic, like a gunshot wound, or someone special being rushed in with their family following...something like that.

Anyway, got my Rx's, so everything should be alright.

Pokerwise i won like 15 bucks, but now i just lost it


Can't wait to hear devon's comments of either
A) "i'm surprised those redneck doctors were able to help you"
or
b) "I wish they would have left u for dead"

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why?? b/c i did it. i'm a celeb.

k2o4 called it.

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this is getting absolutely fucking ridiculous. I'm getting told to kill myself. are you serious?? Most of you completely immature. This is a poker website turned hate forum. I'm entitled to my own opinion but not only is it not respected, but i am berated and told to kill myself by the fucking moderators...

To those of you who helped me in a mature way, i thank you for your patronage. I appreciate your help.

Devon, fuck you. I aboslutely despise you. You're an ignorant idiot who makes his life better by demoralizing other people. Congrats, go to hell.

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This weekend i played in my first tournament on Cake Poker, a $2+.20 sat to a $10K guaranteed tournament. There were 13 seats to the 10k, and i think there was something like 87 people + like 200 rebuys or something ridiculous like that, and i was in 2nd place when the tournament ended. (not going to lie, i wanted 14th place b/c it paid like 20 bucks). So i get the seat, and i played 11 hands, got 48th and won $44.

Nice ship. Turned 2.20 into 44... Thats a 2000% profit =)

1st place got 2.1K, and i seriously think i had a shot at 2.1K. That was the softest tournament i have ever played in my entire life. So soft. i won 5 out of 7 at showdown, (lost to someone who was all-in and only had like 1K chips and i had like 20K, and obv the hand i went out on, 88 vs KQ).

Anyway, i think i am going to grind sat's to the 10k tournament from now on, maybe in a month buy a porsche

***Edit***
Oh yeah, also lost a hand 55 vs JJ when i was chipleader, i had about 32K and the other guy had like 20K...bad call shouldn't have done it, but i learned my lesson. Gotta pick better spots.

***EDIT***
Much thanks to my live sweat partner Moffa, if it wasn't for him, i wouldn't be that good. I'd sweat him bettter, but the only hands he gets are 62 and 64.

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So, i don't like the layout, and i don't like the format, i don't like the fact that i have about 10 seconds to act b4 it folds my cards, making multitabl'ing 4 tables nearly impossible...(they mucked AQ twice and 10's three times...). Playingwise, the first two times i had aces, they got cracked, and they only been cracked thru about 80K hands on Pstars 3-4 times...
I flopped 2 pair 3 times just to be called by a draw, twice a gutshot, and they hit...
so i was down like 4 bi's on 10nl within like 45 minutes...
Not good since i bought in w/ 75...
So i instadroppeddown to 4nl and made $20 in about half an hour. Today i made another 20, (and inbetween lost like 2 bi on 4nl) so my br on cake is at about 62...

Not bad...i like the competition, they're all idiots. Just need luck for the 10nl game.

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Submitted by : eightfourO

PokerStars Game #21260819672: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/17 3:04:05 ET
Table 'Leo Minor III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DEACON1949 ($32.65 in chips)
Seat 2: CrystalBall9 ($35.25 in chips)
Seat 3: POUTANAKI ($7.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($40 in chips)
Seat 5: $hungrySF ($55.80 in chips)
Seat 6: El Don Oso ($31.10 in chips)
POUTANAKI: posts small blind $0.10
Hero : posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
$hungrySF: folds
El Don Oso: folds
DEACON1949: calls $0.25
CrystalBall9: folds
POUTANAKI: calls $0.15
Hero : raises $1 to $1.25
DEACON1949: calls $1
POUTANAKI: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.75)

   
POUTANAKI: bets $6.25 and is all-in
Hero : calls $6.25
DEACON1949: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $16.25)

   

River (Pot : $16.25)

   

Showdown
POUTANAKI: shows (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero : mucks hand
POUTANAKI collected $15.45 from pot

Summary
Total pot $16.25 | Rake $0.80
Board  
Seat 1: DEACON1949 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: CrystalBall9 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: POUTANAKI (small blind) showed and won ($15.45) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 4: Hero (big blind) mucked
Seat 5: $hungrySF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: El Don Oso folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #21260979675: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/17 3:21:08 ET
Table 'Leo Minor III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: barthak ($49.55 in chips)
Seat 2: CrystalBall9 ($33.05 in chips)
Seat 3: POUTANAKI ($17.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($30.30 in chips)
Seat 5: tjeerds ($22 in chips)
Seat 6: drethebest ($27 in chips)
tjeerds: posts small blind $0.10
drethebest: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
barthak: folds
CrystalBall9: folds
POUTANAKI: calls $0.25
Hero : raises $1 to $1.25
tjeerds: folds
drethebest: folds
POUTANAKI: raises $1 to $2.25
Hero : calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.85)

   
POUTANAKI: bets $15.30 and is all-in
Hero : calls $15.30

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $35.45)

   

River (Pot : $35.45)

   

Showdown
POUTANAKI: shows (three of a kind, Sixes)
Hero : mucks hand
POUTANAKI collected $33.70 from pot

Summary
Total pot $35.45 | Rake $1.75
Board  
Seat 1: barthak folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: CrystalBall9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: POUTANAKI showed and won ($33.70) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: Hero (button) mucked
Seat 5: tjeerds (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: drethebest (big blind) folded before Flop

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I make a great play, trap a guy, get 17th out of about 300...
right here...
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Then 3 hands later i play TERRIBLE and completely ruin everything i worked 2 hours for, and play this hand that i'm almost too embarassed to fucking post.

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fucking terrible.

absolutely the worst hand i've ever played.
Should have folded PF, but thats not that bad.
Then i should have folded to the RR...not the WORST thing ever...
On flop, i know i'm beat b/c i thought about it, he has to have QQ KK or AA but what do i do?? ignore myself. wtf.

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