Funny stuff I find

Heres what I found

This is a funny ad for condoms.
I found it kind of comical. Its just a picture.
Link Here

I found this while rummaging around some Off-Topic areas in a few places I frequent. Those crazy asians.
Crazy Asians make for great comedy.

And to embrace the geek in me (and the starcraft in me as well)
Goliath Online!

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Theres much controversy around the use of the electronic voting machines in the US. There were many many problems pointed out due to unsecure software, easily hackable machines. However, all these hacks were done in a test environment where the company supplied a machine.
Well they really screwed up this time!
Diebold placed a a real, actual picture of their master key, which opens all Diebold voting machines, on their website.
They felt people couldn't make a duplicate with just the picture. They were wrong.
Diebold has problems. Video as well

I found this thing quite funny. Most should know about the Rosie O'Donnel & Trump slugfest.
Rosies First Contact


Since the image didn't work in my previous post (massive bandwith use I guess) I'll rehost it on photobucket. Its not like that many people visit my blog anyways so that won't be a problem.
This was the picture of Microsoft Vista getting owned before it was released to stores.


And if that wasn't enough, heres some Sex related jokes:

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy


"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither."

--Steve Martin


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."
--Lynn Lavner



"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation
at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry



"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns


"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant."
--George Burns



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
--Sharon Stone



"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's
reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

--Jack Nicholson



"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think
Barbara had a sense of humor)


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams


"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be
myself."
--Roseanne



"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal



"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are
just grateful."
--Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

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So I played some poker today. Wasn't a whole lot. Something like 750 hands at NL10.
Yea its low stakes but I simply don't have time to do a massive grind to get to the high stakes. Schools more important than poker is (at least for now. I could pull a Tom(as in TalentedTom).
I broke even, which is okay I guess. When it comes to my BR, it swings pretty crazily.

Anyways, after poker I do my usualy internet browsing and heres what I came across today.

Russians + Wii + Time = Morons + Wasted Time
This link wasn't too funny but it demonstrated what Leisure Suit Larry will probably be like when it hits the Wii.

Heres what I found was Hillarious. Everyone knows that Vista is coming out soon and stores are prepping areas for them to be sold. What happens here is....oh man..I'll let the picture speak for itself.

So long to sales!

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Its a bad situation but its funny cause its not happening to me.
Yes there are pics
Dye hair, inflate head

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With hillarious results.
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I think thats pretty awesome.

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I don't know what it is about the Japanese culture but I just find it remarkably strange what they show for entertainment.

I came across this insane obstacle course this Japanese guy had to go through
Link Here
Just looking at some of those things makes me feel more lazy and out of shape.
It looks fun but hard as hell. I swear I'd probably fail at the 1st stage.

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Bird vs Jetplane. Guess who wins. Pics

Heres some marriage humour:

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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German guy gets a hole in one in Wii sports.
Sure the word may mean something different in German, but in english its hillarious.

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I was browsing the internets and I came across this hillarious topic on a forum. This was the story of a high school student and his experiences has he embraces the menial job that is fast food. A so called McJob if you will.
I can't say if any of this is true but its nonetheless hillarious.

So far theres 6 "Episodes" of his fast food career.
Start of Post here:
The story begins.
Episode Two
Episode Two continued
Episode Three
Episode Three Continued
Episode Four
Episode Four continued
Episode Four Continued, Continued
Episode Five
Episode Five continuued
Episode Six
Episode Six continued
Episode Six continued again

I found Episode 5 to be hillarious.

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