Yugless

wait until the button passes to leave the table?

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i want to move $1000 from stars to full tilt, i'll send first. thx

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At the end of April I had a few expenses come up and spent most of my money. No problem, I'll just pick a piece of ripe fruit from the money tree that is my pokerstars bankroll. I've been using epassporte and had grown accustomed to having almost instant access to my BR. Reality soon slapped me in the face and I've been poor ever since.

Fortunately I have a large cache of food stored up for just such an emergency, but yesterday I found myself yearning for a meal that didn't come out of a can and remembered my piggy bank. I dumped it on my living room floor and to my delight discovered almost $10 in quarters! I hurriedly got in my car and drove to the nearest fast food joint (with the needle massaging the E of my gas gauge) with my new found riches. Proving that I run good I won a whopper jr. and an order of chicken fries from those peel off things on the cups for a future meal.

Today the check that I requested on 5/8 finally came, still waiting on my e-check cashout from April 30th though. An interesting thing about the check, it was from a different bank than the last one I got which was Wells Fargo. This one was from some bank in Chicago but it was mailed from Canada. Pretty strange.

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A few weeks ago I noticed a supernova elite satellite and out of curiosity I checked to see if there was anyone I knew. To my surprise I saw several mid-stakes cash players, including Treysfull and DCalZone. These guys play the same stakes as me and had over 1million vpps last year and I only had 150k lol, so I realized I really need to play more. I decided to start 8 tabling instead of the 4-6 tables I had been doing, and I also started playing exactly 4 hour sessions which is longer than the 1-3 hours I typically play. I had really nice results in march so hopefully I can continue it. My goal is 300k vpps this year, and I only got 20k in the first two months of this year combined so I'm going to have to play a ton. Wish me lucks!

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The guy that lives upstairs from me has a guitar, and he plays it really loud. I left him a note and complained to the landlord, but he didn't stop. Finally I called my landlord and threatened to move if it didn't stop. He told me he was going to send someone over to take care of it. I wondered why he didn't just go himself but whatever, as long as it got taken care of I didn't really care. A few minutes later I hear somebody go stomping up the stairs, then some commotion, then stomping down the stairs, and then sweet silence for the rest of the night. This was clearly the work of a goon or goons, which made me realize that I need some goons of my own. Problem with the neighbors? Call the goons. Somebody slowrolled you playing live poker? Goons. So if anybody knows some good goons let me know.

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daut44 wont answer me on msn so im just going to copy paste my ramblings

Yugmore says:
my grandmother is so stupid
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she has almost no income and she can just barely make ends meet, she might not even be able to
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and she owns a 300k-400k house
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she refuses to sell it
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because its worth less now than it was a couple of years ago

also when we press her on it she says she's waiting for god tell her what she should do

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Poker you are a fickle lover indeed, but I will always <3 you.


Feelings that once were hidden
Are now expressed to you.
Days that once were stormy
Are now the brightest blue.

Times that once were lonely
Are now filled with pleasure.
All that once was mine alone
Are now things we both treasure.

Nights that once were cold
Are now comforting and warm.
Fears that once were very real
Are now gone with the storm.

A heart that once was broken
Can now finally mend.
A person once alone in life
Can now call you a friend.

Dreams that once were longed for
Are now all coming true.
The love I once thought was gone
I have now and forever in you.

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stomped all over me today. it was the single most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me, much like being verbally outwitted by a mentally challenged person.

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an interesting hand-

unraised pot, blinds 1/3 like 6 people see the flop which was A48. it checks around to player 1 who bets very weak, 2bbs, 1/3 of the pot, player 2 calls. turn x, check check. river 7, player 2 leads for pot, about 30. player 1 announces raise, making it 80 to go. players 2 ponders for a moment and reraises to 250, player 1 quickly goes all in for around 450, player 2 snap calls. player one then proceeds to slam his cards on the table with a smile from ear to ear exposing his A4. player two turns over 56 for the nuts lol.

the play is just so, so bad in these games. it's just too boring playing 30 hands per hour. i wonder if they'll let me bring my laptop to the casino so i can multi-table?

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I took two weeks off and I forgot how to play poker. Will somebody teach me? Thx.

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