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Merry Christmas my friends!

and happy hannakuh or whatever for the nitty jews <3

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Well Hello LP'ers, my name is Brian and i am looking for a coach! I am by nature a grinder.. i have no problem sitting in front of my screen for 10-12 hours sessions without stopping. I recently squared up some of my bills and i have 400$ left to build a bankroll on. I have 24 tabled NL10 and NL25 as about a .35bb/100 profit. I want to increase this drastically and grind my way to supernova, then supernova elite. I have no problem putting in a few million hands this year, and i have the time to do it. So i figured i would do it right, and get a dedicated and reliable coach to help me on my quest. Unfortunately i can't pay you upfront, or pay per session. So i have an alternative plan that i feel may be benefitial in the long term.

I plan on giving you 10% of my earnings, over a 6 month, or possibly a 1 year period.
This is just a rough number, and i am open to negotiation. I am very dedicated, and i am going to give a full 110% effort from now until December 31st, 2010. I may be aiming high, but i believe with a good coach, and a shitload of hands played with the bonuses that accompany them, I can meet my goal of 150k over the next 12 months. If this sounds like something that could interest you, please shoot me a pm, and we will discuss it further. Take me on as your prodigy and i wont let you down.

Gaurantees:
10% of my Profits over a 6 Month Period, or Year. To be paid on a monthly basis.
I have holdem manager, and you will have complete access too all my stats/graphs/hand histories.
I will play atleast 70k Hands Per Week
I will always be available for coaching, sweat sessions, theory/instruction sessions, hand history reviews.
I am very dedicated and eager to learn, and i will follow any instructions given.
I have a whole 6-12 months of free time, and money saved up to live, so i wont ever have to withdraw, i am purely building my bankroll.
I have a mic, as well as ventrilo/teamspeak/skype.
I am open to all suggestions/demands, and i will accompany any conditions you may have.


6 Month Goals:
Supernova
Atleast 2 Million Hands Played
Solid Reg Playing 100NL 24 Tables
Atleast 50k Profit

1 Year Goals:
Supernova Elite
Atleast 5 Million Hands Played
Solid Reg Playing 100-200NL 24 Tables (possibly +16 Full Tilt)
150k Profit including Milestones/FPP Bonuses

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I started grinding hardcore about 4 days ago, played about 35k hands of NL10 24 tabling, only to show about a 40$ profit. Decided to switch things up today and play some 6 table nl25 shorthanded and it went pretty well. I've gotten about 1500 VPP over the past 4 days, and i hope to get platinum by the end of the month.

Here's my graph and stats from todays session. Any comments or critiques are appreciated.
Oh and shoutout to Dino for hooking me up with a holdem manager key, its helped me alot.

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i need 180 at fulltilt moved to stars ASAP
can anyone help me, thanks

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lets try this again
180ftp ----> stars

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Anyone trustworthy want to help me transfer?
ME: 180 fulltilt
for
Your: 180 stars

let me know, thanks

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