The invevitable

I just busted on the bubble going 4th on chips on the 44 dls on Stars, i shoved with a gut shothee duh.

I belive the doomswitch is official on.

Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #28648020122: Tournament #165726510, $50+$5 Holdem No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/05/26 14:27:59 CT [2009/05/26 15:27:59 ET]
Table 165726510 175 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: cainearized (3505 in chips)
Seat 2: B.D.Best (2880 in chips)
Seat 3: thearsch69 (1685 in chips)
Seat 4: Ghamayun (3625 in chips)
Seat 5: DDizzle77 (2815 in chips)
Seat 6: killaherni (3450 in chips)
Seat 7: adisport2000 (4195 in chips)
Seat 8: Eddel20 (1990 in chips)
Seat 9: XALK1981 (2855 in chips)
Ghamayun: posts small blind 15
DDizzle77: posts big blind 30

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to killaherni
killaherni: calls 30
adisport2000: raises 30 to 60
Eddel20: calls 60
XALK1981: folds
cainearized: folds
B.D.Best: folds
thearsch69: folds
Ghamayun: calls 45
DDizzle77: calls 30
killaherni: calls 30

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $300.00)

   
Ghamayun: checks
DDizzle77: checks
killaherni: bets 150
adisport2000: folds
Eddel20: folds
Ghamayun: folds
DDizzle77: calls 150

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $600.00)

   
DDizzle77: checks
killaherni: checks

River (Pot : $600.00)

   
DDizzle77: checks
killaherni: checks

Showdown
DDizzle77: shows (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
killaherni: mucks hand
DDizzle77 collected 600 from pot

Summary
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: cainearized folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: B.D.Best folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: thearsch69 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Ghamayun (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: DDizzle77 (big blind) showed and won (600) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 6: killaherni mucked
Seat 7: adisport2000 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Eddel20 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: XALK1981 folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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I have yet broken another record regarding how much i suck at catching good cards

After playing for 3 hours rock solid poker this is how i go out.....

Edit - Note how many chips i have........ ITS A FKN 5K tourny FML!!!!

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 131 hands and saw flop:
- 8 out of 14 times while in big blind (57%)
- 2 out of 15 times while in small blind (13%)
- 12 out of 102 times in other positions (11%)
- a total of 22 out of 131 (16%)
Pots won at showdown - 0 of 2 (0%)
Pots won without showdown - 8

Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #28606198188: Tournament #165726366, $10+$1 Holdem No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/05/25 13:29:18 CT [2009/05/25 14:29:18 ET]
Table 165726366 32 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: killaherni (3690 in chips)
Seat 2: C U Walken (20348 in chips)
Seat 3: Simurg (7480 in chips)
Seat 4: MrMisch (13975 in chips)
Seat 5: Deuces_Full (17270 in chips)
Seat 6: pokersgonmad (4536 in chips)
Seat 7: Saint-JJ (29300 in chips)
Seat 8: Mann-allin69 (2820 in chips)
Seat 9: Maverick 36O (1951 in chips)
Simurg: posts small blind 75
MrMisch: posts big blind 150

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to killaherni
Deuces_Full: folds
pokersgonmad: folds
Saint-JJ: folds
Mann-allin69: folds
Maverick 36O: folds
killaherni: raises 300 to 450
C U Walken: folds
Simurg: folds
MrMisch: calls 300

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $975.00)

   
MrMisch: bets 450
killaherni: raises 2790 to 3240 and is all-in
MrMisch: calls 2790

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $7,455.00)

   

River (Pot : $7,455.00)

   

Showdown
MrMisch: shows (a pair of Fives)
killaherni: shows (a pair of Threes)
MrMisch collected 7455 from pot

Summary
Total pot 7455 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: killaherni showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: C U Walken (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Simurg (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MrMisch (big blind) showed and won (7455) with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: Deuces_Full folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: pokersgonmad folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 7: Saint-JJ folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 8: Mann-allin69 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 9: Maverick 36O folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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Soooo im like pretty wasted so......

if u are plaqying the 20K on Stars im the fish u want, otherwise get the Fuck out of my wasy cause im taking this bitch down!!!

First Hand of the tournie!!!

Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #28518919871: Tournament #163920760, $30+$3 Holdem No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/05/23 4:00:00 CT [2009/05/23 5:00:00 ET]
Table 163920760 35 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: xhamster (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: Elendril001 (3000 in chips)
Seat 3: Butty - OSA (3000 in chips)
Seat 4: cmwalk612 (3000 in chips)
Seat 5: CoolRoad (3000 in chips)
Seat 6: killaherni (3000 in chips)
Seat 8: taugonut (3000 in chips)
Elendril001: posts small blind 10
Butty - OSA: posts big blind 20

Holecards
Dealt to killaherni
cmwalk612: calls 20
CoolRoad: folds
noxvox is connected
killaherni: raises 60 to 80
taugonut: folds
xhamster: folds
Elendril001: calls 70
Butty - OSA: folds
cmwalk612: calls 60

Flop (Pot : $260.00)

   
Elendril001: checks
cmwalk612: checks
killaherni: checks

Turn (Pot : $260.00)

   
Elendril001: checks
cmwalk612: checks
killaherni: checks

River (Pot : $260.00)

   
Elendril001: checks
cmwalk612: bets 140
killaherni: folds
Elendril001: folds
Uncalled bet (140) returned to cmwalk612
cmwalk612 collected 260 from pot

Summary
Total pot 260 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: xhamster (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: Elendril001 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: Butty - OSA (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: cmwalk612 collected (260)
Seat 5: CoolRoad folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: killaherni folded on the River
Seat 8: taugonut folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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Im trying to sell tournie dls to LP but when i strat the transaction pokerstars tells me there are not enough funds, is LP broke?

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So im playing meh 1/2 NL omaha home game and the following hand comes up....

Hero: $240
Seat 2: $70
seat 3: $49
Seat 4: $320

Basically the table had run quite standard given the fact we were playing short handed and no1 had done anything crazy. One more note, most of the people in my homegame are crazed drunk degenenerate gamblres.

So Seat 4 is the BTN and the hand is dealt....

Im the Sb and im dealt JJ24 with a heart flush draw. Seat 3 calls and Seat 4 raises the pot to $7. Pretty easy call for me cause im thinking... Seat 4 is as fearless as chuck norris and wont let a hand go, so im just set minning.
To my surprise the other 2 players in the hand call, and this raises the pot to $28.

Flop J109 two diamonds.

So im fisrt 2 act and decided to check given the aggrasion of the table. Now the funniest of things happens, after I check Seat 2 decides to fire $10 into the pot and Seat 3 does the standard "Ohh i wonder, what shall I do, I have QK" and shoves all in, which re-raises $63 total. Here is where the funny part comes up. Seat 4, the bigstack decides to just just smooth call the $63 bet. Now im thinking, sweet i can shove all in and get called for $210 aganist a lesser hand, prolly a flush or if im lucky enough a smaller set. So I pop the all in, Seat 2 calls and Seat 4 calls. Before we show cards the turn card is dealt, bingo 10 of hearts. Know we all show and i go -Warning never attempt this at home- Sweet does anyone have quad 10s and all go no, so i start graving all the chips and Seat 4 syas... wait i have AADD. Then i say to myself fuk i just jynxed the devil out of myself.
As I shout and predict my own demise BOOM river A. I just ponder what I did wrong as I watch the $599 vanish into the mist of my thought to haunt me.....
/Wristes FML gg AskjdNASDOAIJSdoasdoiajs

End rant

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Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #27578022021: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/28 1:56:22 CT [2009/04/28 2:56:22 ET]
Table McElroy II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: pokota75 ($74.10 in chips)
Seat 2: videopro ($48.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Ivanovitch ($72.95 in chips)
Seat 4: Namaskara ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 5: killaherni ($86.80 in chips)
Seat 6: epdog ($67.95 in chips)
pokota75: posts small blind $0.25
videopro: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards
Dealt to killaherni
Ivanovitch: folds
Namaskara: folds
killaherni: raises $1.25 to $1.75
epdog: folds
pokota75: calls $1.50
videopro: calls $1.25

Flop (Pot : $5.25)

   
pokota75: bets $2
videopro: calls $2
killaherni: calls $2

Turn (Pot : $11.25)

   
pokota75: bets $5
videopro: calls $5
killaherni: raises $25.70 to $30.70
pokota75: calls $25.70
videopro: calls $25.70

River (Pot : $103.35)

   
pokota75: checks
videopro: checks
killaherni: bets $52.35 and is all-in
pokota75: folds
videopro: folds
Uncalled bet ($52.35) returned to killaherni
killaherni collected $100.35 from pot
killaherni: doesnt show hand

Summary
Total pot $103.35 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: pokota75 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: videopro (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: Ivanovitch folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Namaskara folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: killaherni collected ($100.35)
Seat 6: epdog (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #27416975040: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/23 16:32:26 CT [2009/04/23 17:32:26 ET]
Table Xenia 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: killaherni ($138.65 in chips)
Seat 2: sharkforhart ($52.55 in chips)
sharkforhart: posts small blind $0.25
killaherni: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to killaherni
sharkforhart: raises $1 to $1.50
killaherni: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.00)

   
killaherni: checks
sharkforhart: bets $2.50
killaherni: raises $7.85 to $10.35
sharkforhart: raises $23.55 to $33.90
killaherni: raises $23.55 to $57.45
sharkforhart: calls $17.15 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6.40) returned to killaherni

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $105.10)

   

River (Pot : $105.10)

   

Showdown
killaherni: shows (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
sharkforhart: shows (four of a kind, Fours)
sharkforhart collected $104.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $105.10 | Rake $0.50
Board  
Seat 1: killaherni (big blind) showed and lost with a full house, Nines full of Fours
Seat 2: sharkforhart (button) (small blind) showed and won ($104.60) with four of a kind, Fours

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just downloaded the poker tracker for omaha but i dont know how anything works, can any1 help me get around the basics???

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Im trollig for a 5dls donation, i would mean the shit.... for a man that only owns a soul.....

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I want to create a space where i can share all the bad beats my body and soul endures through the paths of omaha greatness. I hope u enjoy!

Submitted by : killaherni

PokerStars Game #26296415156: Tournament #150328668, $3.00+$0.20 Omaha Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level II (10/20) - 2009/03/23 22:24:18 CT [2009/03/23 23:24:18 ET]
Table 150328668 1 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ruivalejorge (1830 in chips)
Seat 2: killaherni (1170 in chips)
ruivalejorge: posts small blind 10
killaherni: posts big blind 20

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to killaherni
ruivalejorge: raises 40 to 60
killaherni: calls 40

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $120.00)

   
killaherni: checks
ruivalejorge: bets 40
killaherni: calls 40

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $200.00)

   
killaherni: checks
ruivalejorge: bets 60
killaherni: raises 320 to 380
ruivalejorge: calls 320

River (Pot : $960.00)

   
killaherni: bets 690 and is all-in
ruivalejorge: calls 690

Showdown
killaherni: shows (three of a kind, Sevens)
ruivalejorge: shows (a full house, Fives full of Sevens)
ruivalejorge collected 2340 from pot

Summary
Total pot 2340 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: ruivalejorge (button) (small blind) showed and won (2340) with a full house, Fives full of Sevens
Seat 2: killaherni (big blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

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