fucking pissed.
eightfourO, Aug 02 2008
DON'T EVER FUCKING PLAY AT THE SAME TABLE ONLINE AS SOMEONE YOU FUCKING KNOW B/C THEY'LL JUST FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR YOU.
I'M MAKING A BLUFF AND THIS FAGGOT BITCH I KNOW IS SITTING THERE TELLING THE MOTHER FUCKER TO CALL AND THE GUY I'M HEADS UP IS SITTING THERE SAYING "HE'S GOT A BOAT, I'M BEAT" THEN FUCK TARD SAYS "NO CALL HIM HE AIN'T GOT SHIT" AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING BOAT I GOT FUCKING BEAT
JESUS FUCK.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOST A FUCKING BUY IN B/C OF HIS FAT ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help - Possible move up??
eightfourO, Jul 24 2008
I don't know if i should move up or not?? Looking to get some advice on here... My buddy Moffa was telling me the other day that 10nl sucks balls but 25nl is like this magically money pit that is very easy to dominate. So i'm giving it a bit of a try, i'm playing 2 tables right now, nice and easy. I certainly don't have the roll right now to be ballin like 6 tables or anything... but this is what i have found so far in just like maybe 60 hands...steal steal, win nice pot...
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #19082996809: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/25 - 01:30:45 (ET)
Table 'Horus' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: DEVILazas ($25.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($25 in chips)
Seat 3: Evil97 ($26.05 in chips)
Seat 4: hpracer ($20.10 in chips)
Seat 5: paulshop ($29.25 in chips)
Seat 6: silver2871 ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 7: roco101 ($14.30 in chips)
Seat 8: Marooned12 ($27.25 in chips)
Seat 9: dalai007 ($17.35 in chips)
DEVILazas: posts small blind $0.10
Hero : posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to Hero
Evil97: folds
hpracer: calls $0.25
paulshop: folds
silver2871: folds
roco101: folds
Marooned12: folds
dalai007: calls $0.25
DEVILazas: folds
Hero : checks
Flop (Pot : $0.85)
Hero : bets $0.75
hpracer: folds
dalai007: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.75) returned to Hero
Hero collected $0.85 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $0.85 | Rake $0
Board
Seat 1: DEVILazas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Hero (big blind) collected ($0.85)
Seat 3: Evil97 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: hpracer folded on the Flop
Seat 5: paulshop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: silver2871 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: roco101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Marooned12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dalai007 (button) folded on the Flop
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #19083021719: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/25 - 01:32:29 (ET)
Table 'Horus' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DEVILazas ($25.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($25.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Evil97 ($26.05 in chips)
Seat 4: hpracer ($19.85 in chips)
Seat 5: paulshop ($29.25 in chips)
Seat 6: silver2871 ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 7: roco101 ($14.30 in chips)
Seat 8: Marooned12 ($27.25 in chips)
Seat 9: dalai007 ($17.10 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $0.10
Evil97: posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to Hero
hpracer: folds
paulshop: folds
silver2871: folds
roco101: folds
Marooned12: folds
dalai007: folds
DEVILazas: folds
Hero is disconnected
Hero is connected
Hero : raises $0.75 to $1
Evil97: calls $0.75
Flop (Pot : $2.00)
Hero : bets $1.50
Evil97: folds
Uncalled bet ($1.50) returned to Hero
Hero collected $1.90 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $2 | Rake $0.10
Board
Seat 1: DEVILazas (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) collected ($1.90)
Seat 3: Evil97 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: hpracer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: paulshop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: silver2871 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: roco101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Marooned12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dalai007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #19083134734: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/25 - 01:40:34 (ET)
Table 'Siwa III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: 7uckyme ($8.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($24.30 in chips)
Seat 3: MrPinksTip ($25.70 in chips)
Seat 4: $tR1k3itR1c# ($46.10 in chips)
Seat 5: grondinjf ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 6: ryan42182 ($9.05 in chips)
Seat 7: zachsback ($19.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Purehempy ($75.75 in chips)
grondinjf: posts small blind $0.10
ryan42182: posts big blind $0.25
Dur_Bug: sits out
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
zachsback: folds
Purehempy: folds
7uckyme: raises $0.50 to $0.75
$tR1k3itR1c# said, "lol play the rush"
Hero : raises $1.25 to $2
MrPinksTip: folds
$tR1k3itR1c#: calls $2
grondinjf: folds
ryan42182: folds
7uckyme: calls $1.25
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.35)
7uckyme: checks
Purehempy said, ""
Hero : bets $3
$tR1k3itR1c#: calls $3
7uckyme: folds
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $12.35)
Purehempy said, "no rush"
Purehempy said, "patience"
Hero : bets $7.50
$tR1k3itR1c#: calls $7.50
River (Pot : $27.35)
Hero : bets $11.80 and is all-in
Purehempy said, "believed to be a virtue"
Purehempy said, ""
$tR1k3itR1c#: calls $11.80
Showdown Hero : shows (three of a kind, Aces)
$tR1k3itR1c#: mucks hand
Hero collected $48.50 from pot
Summary Total pot $50.95 | Rake $2.45
Board
Seat 1: 7uckyme folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Hero showed and won ($48.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: MrPinksTip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: $tR1k3itR1c# (button) mucked
Seat 5: grondinjf (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ryan42182 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: zachsback folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Purehempy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Can i expect this often at 25nl??? Give some advice on how to play/what they play.
And obv if i were to play 25nl w/o a huge roll i wouldn't multi table... I'd play 1 or 2 tables until my roll was were it would be to play there... like 500 or so. Right now i'm at 240. I was at 210 or something b4 tonight.
Just some opinions plz
My Goal...
eightfourO, Jul 21 2008
I posted a blog about...2 blogs ago about how i was going to buy a pistol for self defense and instead of getting nice messages like "sweet dude, kill the donks and use money and be a badass!" i got berated by europeans and liberals about how i don't need one and it's the stupidest thing they've ever heard of.
Sooo i'm reiterating why this is a great idea.
#1. My friends house has been broken into within the last month who lives about 1/2 kilometer away.
#2. The same friends brother has been shot at while driving his car down his street.
#3. My truck has been broken into twice.
#4. My friends car has been broken into.
#5. There is a drug house 2 houses away from my friend.
#6. There are section 8 houses being opened near my neighborhood.
***********************************************************************
#7. Last night when i was coming home from dinner, i pulled into my neighborhood and was stopped by a police officer. I wasn't allowed into my neighborhood and they had all entrances blocked off because they were searching for 4 males and there was the potential for a shootout in my neighborhood. Icing on the cake. I'm getting a pistol. I have the right to defend myself, my family and my property and i will. The L.A. shootout won't be recreated in my neighborhood.
Again, i would like to hear yalls opinions. I'm not changing my mind but i will never be closed minded about something. I like hearing ideas and discussing these sorts of things, and i'm open to anyone's opinion.
Thanks a lot for reading/listening/responding to me, i really appreciate it. I like the tightly knit community we have hear and i value yalls beliefs and opinions.
Thanks,
Clay
Ahhh weekend's here.
eightfourO, Jul 18 2008
First off, i was def not kidding. I <3 the word "spunk". Put away the point i can't tell the difference between british and australian accents. I am sorry. But "spunk" is here to stay.
This week went by really fast...Poker wise, nothing big. I broke even...again. which is what i've been doing since june. I'm going to start playing 6max bc it plays into my tight-aggressive game...Hands get much better, and i can play drawing hands (i.e. suited connectors) much more aggressively than i could at full ring. I feel like i have an edge at this level (obv there are a bunch of tards playing) and so i want to be involved in more pots. We'll see how this lil experiment goes. As everyone knows and hates, my goal is a boomstick by january (i figure if i call it something somewhat silly, you may be more accepting of it). But im not going to get into that b/c i like everyone on here, and i really dont want to bother w/ politics on a poker website...Unless it's trying to get the fuckin gov't to give us freedom and play online poker or w/e.
Anyway today i decided that since it's friday, i'm gunna go play golf. I shot a 93... could have easily been an 85 if i make decent shots instead of shit shots. I was only +1 after the 4th hole and i thought i was having the game of my life when out of nowhere the golf god smited me.
At work i had to break up a fight between two twelve year olds... I am an umpire for the great YMCA. Seriously, 12?? wtf.
This weekend i am waking up in 4 hours to go to my uncles lease and set up feeders for deer season in December. My cousin got a 4-wheeler for his 12th birthday so we are going to ride it when we're done. It's going to be a pretty badass weekend. I have 2 viruses on my computer that i'm deleting right now, might play some poker while it's scanning... or get ready for my trip in a lil bit.
Other than that...lifes good. I'm getting an apartment with 2 of my teammates right next to my school, i figure it will cost me 700 +/- to sustain life (food gas electric etc) I'm not ballin out of control or anything, but i think i can handle this load... I have 2 jobs, so i should be able to pay for everything. Two jobs, 12 hrs at school, and baseball... it's tough.
Basically all my free time is going to be A) Working out B) Playing Racquetball C) Playing poker D) Playing NHL 08 (GO STARS!) E) Beerpong. Duh.
Well, thats it. I'll let you know about my lil experiment on the 6max tables (already good, i doubled up on like the 4th hand...) And i'll let you know how this weekends tourney at Oklahoma State University goes, along with some more golf scores and some ballin out of control poker hands and what not.
GL everyone =)
Australian porn
eightfourO, Jul 15 2008
she just ended it by saying "i'm ready for you to spunk all over my tits.
hahaha i'm saying that next time i get laid
"spunk in ur eye bitch!"
Realistic goal #1.
eightfourO, Jul 11 2008
Here she is boys... my first real goal that i am going to work on.
Basically, in Texas, you can go out and get a CHL (concealed handgun license) when you are 21. I'll be 21 on December 13th, and my goal for poker is to have enough money (600 dollars or so) to pay for my CHL class and a pistol. The one i want is the Desert Eagle's little brother...the "Baby Eagle". It comes in 9mm, .40, and .45 caliber. My time frame is until january...thats when my buddy turns 21 and we are going to take the class together. so 600 bucks by january, cash out except for like 50 bucks or something, and build the br back up =)
=) =)
won a $3 dollar 27 person sng, 30 bucks, sooo if i have 400 to go, i'm already like 10% there!!!
w00 h00
And some gun quotes to end the blog...
"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
-- Peter Venetoklis
As the Founding Fathers knew well, a government that does not trust its honest, law-abiding, taxpaying citizens with the means of self-defense is not itself worthy of trust. Laws disarming honest citizens proclaim that the government is the master, not the servant, of the people.
-- Jeff Snyder
If guns kill people, than pens make spelling errors.
-- eightfouro
have a wonderful poker night =)
in the 4th shittiest state ever...
eightfourO, Jul 09 2008
...again.
Thats right, i'm in Elk City, Oklahoma. This is a fun little town though... I def won't be hitting up the casino's this time, fuckin indians scalped me last time i was here, bastards. Just playing the 'ole poker stars. =*(
come back to Texas... it just ain't the same since u ran away, and you moved to memphis...
song goes something like that. i don't know.
sry for such a nasty post, i'll be back after this 3 hour long grind session.
=)
...dallas skyline
worst run of poker career.
eightfourO, Jul 01 2008
So i went to oklahoma, night one i am up 90 bucks playing 200nl, night two i lost the 200 i bought in with b/c the donk two paired his A7 against my AQ. Night Last night i won like 18 back playing teammates, and tonight i just lost 38 b/c i made the right read, called an all-in and lost...
Dealt ATo, raise, get 3 callers (playing w/ 4 people total)... Flop = Td 4s 7d I raise pot, get reraised, call, turn is 8h, i bet 1/2 pot, he goes all in, i'm sitting with 10 bucks left, and i'm thinking i have him beat, i don't think he would reraise w/ draw, so i call. he flips over TJ and riv is a 9.. Thats my luck the entire fucking weekend.
On PS, i got coolered for about 50 bucks on the 10nl tables in 6 hands w/in 5 minutes...
majoring tilt fail bs.
On the positive side, I'm not gay.
Annnnd moving to oklahoma would be +EP (expected pussy) b/c every guy here is fugly.
I am a handsome fella in this shit state and i look like this...
i can't wait to get back to Texas =*(
Real Life Poker Sucks
eightfourO, Jun 30 2008
Fuckin donks. Had a baseball tourney in Oklahoma which is where i have to go if i want to play at a casino. Night one, i play for an hour on the 200nl(went with a group and they were playing slots/blackjack). When i sat down everyone was talking to each other about like life shit, "hey kevin, you buy that new car yet?". You know, shit like that. So i figured that i was at a table with a bunch of regs who knew what they were doing. Turns out, they're just all calling stations. All of them. I have only seen 1 other player that was a nitty fuck like me, trying to grind it out. I played 3 hands, won two nice pots, and won $91. I was SB w/ a straddler (prolly not spelt right? neither is spelt? spelled? i dunno fuck english). I get A8o and the new UTG limps, it gets folded to me, and i figure 1 limper, and two guys who are blinds...so i limp $3. got another limp and a check from the strad. Flop is 88T w/ 2 diamonds. I raise it to 20, 2 folds and a call. Turn was a 4, i bet 40, he calls. Riv was A, i made the mistake of betting too much (80) on an obv flush draw, and he folds. He thought about it for a while so i think if i bet like 40-50 he might call w/ a pair or something. The other pot i won i had JJ and board was 9 2 4 6 when i won it on the turn. So then i leave... and come back for night number fucking two.
I played 3 hands, lost 200 dollars. Fucking gay. First hand i tried to be some aggro guy on button and got re-raised all in by a tight player so i had to fold on a Q 10 8 rainbow flop. I had AKo, bet pot on the flop and got c/shove... wasn't expecting it... Next i had 66 and folded on a 55J flop, turns out turn and riv were 8 8 and i would have had 8's and 6's which was the winner. I wasn't to call, but didn't like the situation i was in. The hand that killed me was AQo on the button... i raise it to 12, get no respect/3 callers and they are all calling stations... Flop is K 7 10, everyone checks, i thought about trying to steal but didn't b/c i was short stack w/o a pair... turn is an A, guy bets 25, i called, riv is a 4, he puts me all in for 46, i call, and try to play slots w/ a dollar
LAME.
guess i'm going to try my luck on hookers
WTF are they talking about?
eightfourO, Jun 30 2008
Look at what these dumb twats are saying in the chat after the hand lol. The whole table stood up for the QQ.
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #18485525189: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/06/30 - 12:33:45 (ET)
Table 'Erida' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 176hkr ($18.96 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($16.85 in chips)
Seat 3: pokkahstah ($5.73 in chips)
Seat 4: ltdb255 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: Bonzay ($3.73 in chips)
Seat 6: misterX187 ($8.74 in chips)
Seat 7: chrischi84 ($11.67 in chips)
Seat 8: El_dzik ($9.35 in chips)
Seat 9: $$ Ru$HeR $$ ($6 in chips)
pokkahstah: posts small blind $0.02
ltdb255: posts big blind $0.05
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
Bonzay: folds
misterX187: folds
chrischi84: raises $0.15 to $0.20
El_dzik: folds
$$ Ru$HeR $$: folds
176hkr: folds
Hero : raises $0.40 to $0.60
pokkahstah: folds
ltdb255: folds
chrischi84: calls $0.40
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1.27)
chrischi84: bets $0.75
Hero : calls $0.75
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $2.77)
chrischi84: checks
Hero : bets $2.25
chrischi84: calls $2.25
River (Pot : $7.27)
chrischi84: bets $4
Hero : calls $4
Showdown chrischi84: shows (a pair of Queens)
Hero : shows (a pair of Kings)
Hero collected $14.57 from pot
Summary Total pot $15.27 | Rake $0.70
Board
Seat 1: 176hkr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hero (button) showed and won ($14.57) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: pokkahstah (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ltdb255 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Bonzay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: misterX187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chrischi84 showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: El_dzik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: $$ Ru$HeR $$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
chrischi84 said, "fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
misterX187 said, "wow wat a chaser"
zippy1306 said, "wow"
$$ Ru$HeR $$ said, "lucker"
pokkahstah said, "how bad"
zippy1306 said, "holy **** guys"
zippy1306 said, "he ****ing checked"
zippy1306 said, "and gave me a free card"
chrischi84 said, "i bet 4 dollar men"
zippy1306 said, "how the **** is that chasing"
zippy1306 said, "yeah and i called because i had top pair top kicker"
zippy1306 said, "wtf are u guys talking about"
misterX187 said, "raised u alot and u called with nothing no flush or str8 draw"
chrischi84 said, "after u called fishy"
pokkahstah said, "yes on the river"
El_dzik said, "on the river, but before you had top air top kicker and still called"
PokerStars Game #18485580473: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/06/30 - 12:37:12 (ET)
Table 'Erida' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 176hkr ($18.96 in chips)
Seat 2: zippy1306 ($23.82 in chips)
Seat 3: pokkahstah ($5.98 in chips)
Seat 4: ltdb255 ($9.93 in chips)
Seat 5: Bonzay ($3.66 in chips)
Seat 6: misterX187 ($8.61 in chips)
Seat 7: chrischi84 ($10 in chips)
Seat 8: El_dzik ($9.30 in chips)
Seat 9: $$ Ru$HeR $$ ($6 in chips)
misterX187: posts small blind $0.02
chrischi84: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zippy1306 [9c 8c]
El_dzik: folds
$$ Ru$HeR $$: folds
misterX187 said, "exacly"
176hkr: folds
pokkahstah said, "players like you never loose onthis site"
El_dzik said, "that was really bad played"
chrischi84 said, "hehe"
El_dzik said, "and even with your luck you still played badly on the river with just calling"
zippy1306: raises $0.15 to $0.20
pokkahstah: folds
chrischi84 said, "i like that =)"
misterX187 said, "i dunno chris but if i were u id put him on my **** list usaly chaser like that loose alot of money"
zippy1306 said, "omg i'm not even talking anymore i'm done"
zippy1306 said, "you guys are all idiots"
zippy1306 said, "i won"
zippy1306 said, "i had the best hand"
zippy1306 said, "i played it right"
zippy1306 said, "cry me a river"
zippy1306 said, "build a bridge"
zippy1306 said, "and get over it"
El_dzik said, "ok"
El_dzik said, "pointless"
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