Hero said, "wtf u reraise and callin w/"
Hero : bets $3.75
Gibybo: calls $2.87 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.88) returned to Hero
River (Pot : $11.71)
Showdown Hero : shows (a pair of Kings)
Gibybo: shows (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero said, "wow"
Gibybo collected $11.16 from pot
Hero said, "kidding me"
Summary Total pot $11.71 | Rake $0.55
Board
Seat 1: SonicSed (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Newave (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ltdb255 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hero showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: SceenRave folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Fiasco517 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: TiReckZ18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gibybo showed and won ($11.16) with a straight, Eight to Queen
going to "Winstar World Casino" to win some rubles, yen, franks, euro's and turn them into teh american dollars this weekend...
wish me luck :/
I can't figure it out on micro stakes. I've done good, moved up to 10nl, didn't like it, moved back down to 5nl, played decent, went back up, got killed again, went back down to 2nl, made 20 bucks putting my br up to 250, went back up to 5nl, and i was up a buy in, then i lost a buy in. I know that this isn't bad, only losing a buy in, but it just seems that i can't have a constant continuous winning streak. I started out 30 dollars and grinded 2nl until i made like 150, which to me was huge b/c i had never won before then, and it seemed like all i would do is log in and win. I can't do that anymore. And i WILL NOT say that the skill has gotten better. it's just idiots with more money than on 2nl.
I don't know. I was kinda on tilt but not really. More like just upset that i have been even for the last 2-3 weeks.
bleh
so i've seen ya'll do this number thing about aggresiveness... its like xx/x/x or soemthing like that?? whats that mean and where do i get it?? i have pt2 (its not on this computer so i would have to go home to get it)
So i recently hit a wall and it sucked.
This is the third fuckin time i've tried to post this so i'm not going to type a big long story blah blah bs like my first 2 attempts at posting.
oh wait i'm a tard, blah my fault blah blah blah.
shit head.
i'm really mad at myself.
I want to go workout but i've spent like 45 minutes on writing and then deleting my posts.
FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!
Heres my wall i hit.
Heres my lowest point and then climbing out of it.
My question***************************
Is 9 buy in's in 3500 hands bad, average, good, great??? I'm not sure...
In other poker news: I played a live game on friday w/ coworkers. Have played free poker tournaments at a bar w/ them before so i know they suck. Unfortunately i played 5 hours to go 1/1 in showdown and won like 4 pots w/o showdown... I had AKs and played standard raise and got minraised from my assitant manager who i know is a call raise aggro donk so i call and catch tptk on flop of K J 9 w/ 2 spades. I raise pot, he reraises, i reraise, he calls, turn is 3 spades... i check, he bets 1/2 pot, i think, i call. Riv is a Q and by this point i go on tilt b/c my aggressiveness can't push this donk out of the hand pf or on flop...so i fold here. This brought me down to like 15 bucks...i bought in w/ 40... I got back up to 35 after winning my one showdown... KQ, gets raised by the guy b4 me, i call, get a couple other calls... flop is K 10 2... he checks, i bet 1/2 pot, 2 calls behind me including him... turn brings some pointless card... he checks, i go all in for like $8...1 guy folds and he calls me, he had what i had him on, KJ.... got up to about 35, then some guys left and we had 5 ppl and i went to town on them and got up to $48, then i go to whataburger at 4 am and blow it on a chicken sandwich.
7.xx for a fucking chicken sandwich wtf
Annnyway that got me to thinking. I started raping when we were at 5 plyrs. Is it the same on 6max tables??? Need some opinions i play on 9 max tables...
AND all you non-Americans thinking about moving to America??? Don't move to the 49 shitty states in the union...move to Texas.
Want to gamble?? move to Denton, winstar world casino is 40 minutes away in oklahoma (but don't move to oklahoma it's the 4th shittiest state next to #1 louisiana, #2 michigan, #3 arkansas)
From Germany? Move to New Braunfels and enjoy Schlitterbaun.
From the Czech Republic? We have Kolaches!!!
From Mexico? Get the fuck out of texas beaner.
From Australia? It's EXACTLY like australia except no dingo's or koala bears. Bring one of them over though and i'll trade you it for a longhorn.
You like mean gay rich people? Houston is the 3rd biggest city in the nation!
You like the DALLAS FUCKING COWBOYS!?!?! They're coming to ARLINGTON!!!
You like the DALLAS FUCKING MAVERICKS!?!?! I dont either.
You from Canada?? 1) DALLAS FUCKING STARS 2) Spanish and french = almost the same
may50: checks
BTL87: checks
Hero : bets $2
Kimushu: folds
may50: raises $1.55 to $3.55 and is all-in
BTL87: folds
Hero : calls $1.55
River (Pot : $13.12)
Showdown may50: shows (a flush, Ace high)
Hero : shows (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
Hero collected $12.52 from pot
may50 leaves the table
Summary Total pot $13.12 | Rake $0.60
Board
Seat 1: CEDeLong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kimushu (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: aas .tony (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: may50 (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: BTL87 folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Trip Magnet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: reggiemiles folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hero showed and won ($12.52) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Seat 9: JavPin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
i just figured out how to post hands on here so oops on teh first one.
well now i'm on fucking tilt, just lost 4 fucking hands at the same time 3 AK 1 AQ... the best hand out of those 4 was q 3 which fucking hit a straight.
So earlier at like 4 o'clock i wrote a blog about my new theory of extreme (to me) multitabling. The other night, i lost a 25 dollar pot that i shouldn't have been in, hit a great flop, but lost to a set after going all in on the flop (QJs vs JJ.....QJ8 flop) and i shouldn't have been in the damn hand anyway...QJs UTG, raise, reraise, call, comes flop, i bet pot, get reraised, i shove. In my defense, i had him on KK or AA b/c of the reraise pf, but thats besides the point. I fold, i have 25 dollars. So i was fixing to go to bed in about an hour and i wanted to get my 25 bucks back...so i multitabled 15 tables for 45 minutes and made $30 on 5nl 10nl tables. So my new theory was...if i am under a lot of pressure just to keep up with all the action at 15 tables, i won't have time to mess with mediocre hands like QJs... and i wont lose as much b/c i will only allow myself to play premo's just so i can keep up with all the action. So tonight i play 12 tables all 10nl and here are the shittiest results ever...
Litterally coolered and shat on after i broke even for the night. 1640 hands, lose 23 bucks. wtf. JJ vs 97... i raise with JJ, guy calls w 97... flop 2 4 9, guy insta all-in, i instacall, he insta rivers a 7 and i insta go shit a brick. I can take that every once in a while, but not all the fucking time. How about this one... QQ, i reraise, get a call from original razor, flop is 9JA, he raises, i reraise, he calls... turn is 2, both check (OOPS, dont fucking check tank, wtf are u thinking. oh you're thinking you're scared of A u dumb fuck, even though you know he doesn't fucking have one.) Riv is K. he checks, i check (way to go u nut fuck). He flips KJ. Shit well i know i lost b/c i didn't bet turn, but i was in the lead until riv, why can't i hold out one time huh? i dunno.
I made some mistakes, and i know that, but i got screwed a lot tonight and went on tilt...
So does my philosophy work or just i just stick to what i've been doing, 6 tables 10nl and getting a feel for my opposition? You lose the ability to get a feel for the other people being on so many tables, as i found out tonight. Please post opinions!!!!
Worst pic of me ever... i'm the one that looks the most fucked up with the bitter beer face but i wasn't even drinking that night.
Yes sir! i have seen the light! All you have to do is 15 table and u will make teh monies when you ape smash these fuck tards! It's so easy! i made 30 bucks on 5nl 10nl tables in 45 minutes!! and thats probably bad lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw the light, i was baptised by the fire in your touch and the flame in your eye...i was born to love aggggggggggggain, i'm a brand new man!!!!!!!!!!!! little hank williams for ya huh? I don't get caught up and play mediocre hands like QUs utg... (shouldn't have been in the hand. i raise utg w/ QJs, reraise, call, QJ8, bet 1/2 pot, reraise, figured him on AA, i shove, he calls w/ JJ)
No more of that b/c i won't have time to play those nasty hands b/c i'll be too busy focused on like 3 premo hands at the same time...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT TARDS, I'M COMIN FOR TEH MONIES!!!!!!
In other news in my life i pitched last night, not sure how many of u guys care to hear this b/c 1)you all play poker so baseball isn't your forte 2) there are a lot of non-Americans that post here and no one outside of America, Japan, or the Dominican Republic know what baseball is. Well, i hear German has a strudle league.
6 innings, 6 K, 4 hits, 2 runs, 1 earned, no decision 4-4 tie. :/ Nice wood bat league.
Had a great game. 1 more year of juco and then off to a 4 year school/possible drafting?? who knows. I know 2 people that got drafted last week... Mark Cohoon 12th round NY Mets $150,000 + $32,000 scholarship if they let him go/injury... Jeremy Heatley 46th round, Boston Redsox, said no to $50,000, no to $75,000, current offer $150,000. We are on the same summer league team and we are playing saturday, scouts from the BoSox will be there...if he is lights out, they will consider offering him $175,000. Since we know the other team we are playing, i might pitch for the other team and hit in the 4 spot so he can strike me out like 4 times since i haven't picked up a bat in....6 years lol, make him look good. too bad i'm going to charge 1 grand to suck saturday morning hahahahahahaha. Maybe i will get to meet theo epstein...
Anyway, off to run and workout and then take teh monies.
I grinded it out for about 3 hrs the other night after i got home from work. It was pretty intense. I took a normal 20 year old's room and turned it into the most amazing room ever. Got all my nice hats on display, got the poker set out and ready to go if i so need it, got the bed made... the usual... Dusted the living shit out of it... sniped about 50,000,000,000,000,000 dust bunnies with my vacuum, but the room is now nice as pocket As on an A A A flop. yes, thats right, my room is 5 of a kind. Quints biatch. ur quad K, no good. Know what the best part was?? I found so many things, including a paintball gun, some money, an ipod, and something i have no clue what it is, but it has a baseball and a glove attached to springs and you wear it on your head???
Oh yeah and this is like the coolest video of a camel spider vs. a scorpion. Camel Spiders are the little bastards the troops have to deal with in Iraq. This one is a small one, they are about the size of your leg.
Haven't been doing too well in teh poker world lately. grinded it out for an hour and a half today and won 3 bucks on 4 10nl and 2 5nl tables. Pretty lame... :/ Pretty tired so i'm going to bed...
lame post, i know, but i'll do an exciting one next time...
OH WAIT! i have a story!!! NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!
So i fell for the biggest bluff of my life 2 nights ago. It's 4 in the morning and i am with my buddy Moffa and this chick that i met that night, and we're hittin it off pretty good, and shes all like so lets go into the back my truck and smash, so i'm like "well i'm not gay, so lets go". and shes like "well what about Moffa?" and i reply "LEAVE MOFFA, heres my keys, take the car to my house and she'll give me a ride". and he's like seriously and i'm like seriously get the fuck out of here. so he leaves and drive around and comes back and we are in the back of her truck and i'm like lighting the candles and playing the barry white in the CD player. So she's like "omg he came back" and he calls me and is like "are u really gunna smash" and i look and her and i ask "he wants to know if we're really gunna bang" and she says "yes, tell him to leave" and so shit i was like yes leave don't worry about me. She even told me to take the condom out of the wrapper and throw it out the window for moffa to see... anyway we start talking and like 40 minutes of me having a boner b/c i'm ready to smash she tells me she's a virgin and saving it for marriage. fuckin needs to be a poker player b/c she's good at bluffing. i fell for it, and it was the most embarassing thing ever, i was about to whip it out when she was like "nope". wow.
Ok, so I am new to LP, and first off, i would like to say that i love this place. I have only met great, friendly people, and everyone is there to help you not suck so much and tell you how they think you can improve.
I began my poker career playing cash games at .25/.50 in high school with 20 dollar buy ins. I sucked, but they were worst. When i first started playing, it was the "moneymaker era", he had just won the tournament in 2003 and Texas Hold'em was the thing to play. I downloaded Pstars (which i now refer to jewstars) and started hitting up the free money. Those guys are idiots and will do anything, as you know, because it's monopoly money. I was still about 16 years old and playing for real money, i was probably up about 200 total just playing on weekends. It was nice, and it paid for gas. Again, i still didn't really know what i was doing. For Christmas one year, i got a book about poker from my mother, Tom McEvoy "Hold'em" or something like that. I read it and it opened my eyes to a completely different game. Now i was dominating my friends who were still clueless. This lead to me wanting to play online for real money as well, figuring i could easily dominate people around the globe (later i would find out i was wrong).
I got away from poker for awhile, graduated highschool, went to college on a baseball scholarship, played in the dorm every now and then but it was hard because the cops would come in and bust up the game since it was illegal or some bullshit and confiscate our money... Anyway, Over the summer of 2007, i started playing at tournaments again for #10 buy in and my buddy's house. This was kinda stupid because we would have like 15 people playing and it would be 2nd gets their money back and 1st gets 140, plus the rules were kind of bogus and the blinds never went up. Needless to say, playing with a bunch of retards, i would usually finish 1st or 2nd, which i was happy with. Then, i was overcome by what i will call "winners crash". (I just realized this is the most god awful piece of crap paper i have ever written, sorry this is boring, usually i am an exciting person to talk to....) Anyway, playing with retards and seeing how they bet and taking teh moniez from them, i began to play very loose because i knew i could and win. I became an idiot, after being fairly decent for 3 years, and i had turned into the retard throwing the money at people like you guys! It's funny because i turned another guy onto poker, he is a fellow LP participant, and he brought me back out of my mental retardation. He taught me how to play poker again, and now i feel that i am better than ever.
Before, back when i was a stupid idiot throwing money around, i tried out the 'ole jewstars, and i got jewed, a lot. I would put like 20 bucks in, go to the .02nl holdem and try my luck. I would play hands like A8o and i would hit on a 3 8 10 board, and since no one raised or reraised my A 8 i would think i had the nuts. Who would call with a 10?? well fuckin everyone it seemed like. I got cooler'd out of a lot of hands, they would hit on the riv, and i would get jewed, a lot. This pissed me off, and i lose 70 bucks, (bought in with 20, 30, and another 20.) I it was no problem, and i would just stick to making money off live games, but thats when my buddy retaught me poker. I bought in with 30 bucks, played the .02 limit, grinded it out, made some money, got up to 100, made all my money back and decided it was time to move up the ladder of retards to the .05nl. This wasn't much of a change. The only difference was i had more money being thrown at me. It's quite easy when you just play premo hands. The only thing i would play were... Raise pp 10's or better, reraise AA KK AK AQ, just raise or call a raise with AJ, KQ. limp with PP 9-2. I had to be strict on myself. No longer was KJ a good hand. And all those times i was jewed when i lost my 70 bucks...shouldn't have been in the hand in the first place.
Anyway, grinded it out on the .05nl, got it up to 170, prematurely played the .10nl, and played tournaments looking for the quick fix win teh monies but it never happend. I tried to play .05nl again, rebuild the BR, but those idiots played everything and hit, Aces got cracked twice in one day by 93o to a raise...bunches of idiots. Thats when I went down to 110 at one point, floated around 110-130 for a while, had a bad beat, got pissed and went to .25/.50, thinking "you know what? i'm just going to go play the .25/.50, it's what i grew up on, i know how to play it." I bought in for 30 bucks, still pissed, and in the first 9 hands i got, in this order, 7's 4's 10's and AA. The 7's and 4's both tripped, and the 10's were higher than the board, so i won pots after the flop. This got me up to about 42 dollars, when on the 9th hand i got AA with a preflop all-in before my action, for like 4 bucks, i reraise, he reraises, i call, and the board is like 10 Q 3. I raise, he goes all in, has me covered, i call, scared shitless like "OMG HE HAS 10 Q WTF AM I DOING!?!?!?!?" I dodge on the turn and riv, guy who has me covered had KQo, and the idiot who went all in preflop for 4 dollars had J2s...(yeah i thought the play was better at .50nl...) Anyway, i took down an 82 something dollar pot, got back up to where i was previously, and left because my buddy was like "DUDE LEAVE THE ROOM, YOUR ACTING LIKE NEILLY PLAYING OUT OF YOUR BR GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!" (No disrespect to neilly) and now i am dominating the .10nl again.
So far, i have turned 30 bucks into...#230.92, something i am very very proud of.
Well i only have 14 minutes of battery left, so my goal is... millionaire by the time i am 25. (i will be 21 in december). I think i can do it if i play enough. I am very busy working, going to school, and playing baseball, so it's hard to find time.
Here is mah graph of mah monies. Again, remember that i spent a lot on stupid tournaments, and i've won about 20 bucks on another guys puter so i couldn't upload the hands...
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(a straight, Eight to Queen)
(a flush, Ace high)
