road to ballerness

i been running extremely hot on turbos but there's this weird lobby thing that keeps fuckin me over

everytime i register for a torunament.. after my name is on there i close the lobby because there's too many windows and i need to register for another. then when the lobby is full and the tournament starts, sometimes ur tournament dont pop up for some reason.... wtf! and when u leave pokerstars after a 1 or 2 hr sessions they tell u that ur still registered for a tournament that ended. comon... fuckin bugged

since im a heavy multi tabler im losing a lot of fucking money because of this. and im keeping lobbies open for now on.

also when u register for a tournament the main lobby minimizes.. so fuckin annoying.

MORE RANT:
FTP gave me a $500 bonus and i decided to get back to cash games for a bit and grind it out. but the software lags so fuckin bad after the new update and i cant play.

TILTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

luckily i dont tilt in the game and im gonna stretch a bit to cool down

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after playin 9 months of cash games during university and hoarding up 20k$ on 50NL. i made a full transitition back to turbo sngs.

the reason is being that sometimes cash is so gay and sometimes everything dont go ur way and ur left confused about ur play. i think im a winning player as i have a lifetime 7.5PTBB/100 on 50nl and probably the biggest sample size for that level (300k hands maybe?). i just find it so hard to move up because the swings increase by so much and sometimes variance just kills u. but 50nl is ultralow variance and when im bored i just 12 table it while watchin tv or some shit. yes its possible and i've even asked ftp to increase my table limits but they said no to me. =/

meanwhile. sngs is all about pushbotting and jerking off to sngpt. im goin to play it with normal bankroll standards and quit practicing nazi bankroll management. my goal is to be like our great khan. i have no clue what bankroll management for turbos are so im just goin to assume 50BI and move down when im at 50BI for previous level. im playin on my old stars roll now. most of my roll is hoarded with a decent interest rate at my savings acct. =]

in conclusion, yea variance is gay and so is nazi bankroll management

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i rarely tilt but this is one thing tilts me the most: fuckin gay verizon internet connection.

so i was ok 12 tabling with my dsl connection for 2 weeks after i got home from campus. then 1 day my connection just went bad and never looked back. i upgraded my connection to a 768kb/3mb line from verizon and i thought it would fix the problem. days go by and my connection never improved. the new connection i was paying for was slower than 56k and the speed was never higher than my old 128/768 connection no matter what time of the day it was.

tonight i decided to play poker again and after 600 hands i was on tilt and being a calling station. every time it was my turn to act the full tilt clock has starting to wind down. so i get 3 seconds to see and act and time out because it takes time for my click to reach their server. i tried to cope with it because im a degenerate and can't live without playing poker for 3 days. what a fuckin joke.

i ordered cable internet but i have to wait like 10 days. i called verizon and they're sending some dude within 72 hrs.i doubt verizon will fix anything which is why i ordered earthlink cable in the first place. im getting used to talking to indian support now thanks to verizon. hopefully i can get a full refund on my dsl upgrade cuz its honestly fucking gay.

More fucking life tilt (EDIT):

i got a new computer with vista 2 weeks ago. i didnt fuckin want vista in the first place. the only reason i got vista was so fucking dumb. The dell computer that has windows XP preinstalled does NOT come with a 22inch monitor upgrade. i have an extra 22 incher so i wanted a monitor that is the same size to make dual screen look pretty. BUT FUCKING NO, i had to get vista in order to get the 22 incher upgrade. fucking dell is gay.

but i spend less than 1k thanks to my jewness and heavy coupon usage, here's my new pc specs

amd x2 4000+
1 gb ram
260gb hd
2 22 inch monitors
radeon x1300pro
soundblaster audigy

but there's no use of good pc without good internet

also nba live 07 (fav offline game) crashes every time a game ends in vista. boo fucking hoo. i knew compatibility issues are gonna kill me which is why i always wanted to stay XP.

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for $5... it must be on azeroth and not tda banned... pm me. try to be somewhat reputable. record doesnt matter. thanks

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the good: got 11.3k hands in 3 days
the bad: -875$

nasty suckouts... i cant believe so many 2 outers happen in such a short time. also i wish that my sets and overpairs would hold up against flushes sometimes. and i need Ace to flop when I have AK not when i have TT+... this is fuckin ridiculous

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any history majors/good writers around here? i really need help on some papers. PM me ur contact info i need help and future help also.

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running so fuckin bad, setups, etc

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160076
JESUS I CANT PUT HIM ON QUADS FUCKING GAY SOB

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160079
Standard coinflip vs some fag who 3bets me all day

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160082
how cool can a cooler get

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160083
JESUS

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160084
IM A FUCKING NIT AND U PUSH AJ

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160086
JESUS COMON STOP OUTDRAWING ME

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160087
FUCKING BIGBOBM THIS IS WHY U WILL NEVER BE GOOD AT POKER YOU FUCKING SUCK

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160088
http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160089
Standard coolers not gonna while

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160090
FUCKIN BULL

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160091
my aces and in big red numbers

http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160092
JESUS HOW BAD CAN U PLAY THIS AND STILL WIN

ALL THESE IN 3 FUCKING DAYS

JESUS HOW BAD CAN I RUN

AND I CAN GO ON FOREVER ABOUT HOW CARDS SCREW ME OVER IN MEDIUM/SMALL POTS THIS IS SO FUCKING BULLSHIT. AND I CANT GET ANY FUCKIN OVERPAIR SO MANY TIMES I GOT JJ+ AND FUCKIN NO THERE HAS TO BE AN ACE FLOPPING JUST SO FUCKING BULLSHIT.

MORE BIGBOBM
http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=160114

RUNNING GOOD CUZ U SUCK OUT PPL ALL THE TIME DOESNT COUNT AS BEING GOOD

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Brag: Passed Road test, gonna get a car
Beat: Have to prolly cashout my entire ub roll
Variance: the money is only good for a honda

i think around a $6k budget is best used for a honda civic. one of the most solid cars. but sadly it's not balla

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im still seriously running like shit at 100NL

it's becoming so fuckin frustrating now, -400$ for the day

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im really frustrated even tho my new monitor is awesome

the lcd is the v77 22" widescreen lcd r22w02. only $260 at buy.com (250$ when u use google checkout) free shipping

i tried to fit 9 tables with it on both stars and full tilt. it works excellent on stars as everything is really sharp and readable. But on full tilt the text is kinda like fuzzy and u can barely read the pot size. i guess that's more of a software issue b/c it worked fine on stars.

either way the monitor is some kinda bugged? u can actually set resolution higher than listed on specification, but the monitor won't be sharp. so it's kind of like only for 1680x1050, where other resolutions are look really choppy.

i also have to get used to the brightnes b/c i been using laptop to play for so long.

here's a look at it, i have a shitty webcam =/

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Finally i stopped being cheap and got a new monitor

well it was pretty cheap anyways, 22 inch for $250, it was pretty sharp tho for such a cheap monitor, pics and more description later

max resolution is 1650x1080. i dont overlap at all now (first time) ^^

was always using a laptop monitor to play

it's the V7 22 inch from buy.com

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