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mnj United States. May 07 2012 23:25. Posts 3848 | | |
I just came from a lecture. I sat in the back corner on the left hand side. A blonde with a 9/10 body comes and sits in front of me. Straight away i forget about the lecture and start imaginging my self PIITB. Even though i was seated, i started to become concerned about my boner which was beginning to bulge visibly through my tracksuit pants, (i wore tracksuit pants to uni for the first time today coz a bird shat on my jeans on the clothes line).
At this point i thought to myself "imagine if for some reason i had to stand up...haha...thank god there's no chance of that". At this point someone requests that the airconditioner be turned off. I thought "no ****ing way". Sure enough, the lecturer yells out "could someone please turn that off" and looks right at me! I don't think i've ever had a stronger case of "you've gotta be shittin me!!!!" in my life.
I looked back at her with a "**** no" look on my face. She says "umm....you...could you please turn it off" (i was by far the nearest to the switch). At this point EVERYONE turned and looked right at me. To say i was horrified is an understatement.
The aisle was to my right. Instead of getting up and turning right and revealing my boner to everyone, i stood, turned left and then basically reversed out, keeping my ass facing everyone, whilst hunching over. I must have looked like an absolute ****ing retard. Afterwards, people kept turning around and looking at me.
What are the ****ing chances of that shit happening....
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Highcard Canada. May 07 2012 23:30. Posts 5428 | | |
if this is real, 5 star, would read again. If this is not, 5 star would read again. |
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PuertoRican United States. May 07 2012 23:31. Posts 13102 | | |
You need to step your boner game up kid.
This story sounds like it would come from a 13-15 year old. |
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Highcard Canada. May 07 2012 23:33. Posts 5428 | | |
You should have just stood up like a man and stared into the Blondes eyes. As she wondered why you fixated on her as opposed to everyone else in the room, you say "baby, this is for you". Then turn the AC off and sit back down like nothing happened. |
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NewbSaibot United States. May 07 2012 23:35. Posts 4946 | | |
You only gave her a 9/10? Oh you sexy connoisseur you, what part of her failed to meet your perfect qualifcations? Inquiring minds what to know |
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Should of just went in fuck it mode stood up hands behind your bed and shaked it all about. |
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TheHuHu3 United States. May 07 2012 23:46. Posts 5544 | | |
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL. Most epic read in a while.
Would PIITB based on description.
P. S - Don't you guys know the trick of putting your bonar vertically and use pants to hold it in place? |
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Stroggoz New Zealand. May 07 2012 23:55. Posts 5328 | | | |
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hahahaha
i remember sitting in high school with a boner for a few minutes after the bell a couple times just thinking "goddamnit cut me a fucking break" but this is hilarious |
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chris United States. May 08 2012 00:13. Posts 5503 | | |
"yes ma'am, I 'll do it in just a second" |
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SugoGosu Korea (South). May 08 2012 00:19. Posts 1793 | | |
LOOOOOOL
I have quite a few super embarrassing boner stories from high school, and made me remember them. Oh man good times. |
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I remember reading this somewhere else a long time ago but its funny either way |
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. May 08 2012 02:27. Posts 8648 | | |
| | On May 07 2012 22:46 TheHuHu3 wrote:
P. S - Don't you guys know the trick of putting your bonar vertically and use pants to hold it in place? |
yeah i thought this was standard |
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Thall Switzerland. May 08 2012 03:24. Posts 355 | | |
Nice read, keep it up  |
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