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spets1 Australia. Aug 22 2012 05:18. Posts 2179

new theory
so anyway everyone these days is scared of running out of resources under ground etc. its bad that we mine oil/gas/coal cos its bad for environment, co2, global warming, blah blah blah.
All that crap.

My new theory is that earth has come up with a way to save itself. Anyway, its thousands and millions of years that the oil/coal/gas takes to form underground. It's a one way road. What gets trapped under the earth doesnt come out.

So basically the earth becomes a bomb. Time-bomb. It's all good on top with trees n shit, oxygen, birds singing, people fuckin. But the Oil/gas/coal are trapped under the surface. Until some shit happens. Like an asteroid or tectonic plates movement or pole shift. Anyway this all “explosive” stuff gets unearthed. Right into the oxygen, and then KABOOM. It all lights on fire, explodes the fires basically last for years. This creates heaps of smoke, blocks the sun and ice ages starT! GG. Back to neanderthal living ways.

So the shit we doing now. Getting all the oil/gas/coal out is good so we can save ourselves and dont explode. Otherwise sooner or later some catalyst is gonna light it all up and humanity goes up in smokes. This is what happened to dinosaurs btw. They didnt use up the coal. Well too bad motherfuckers. Asteroid hits, all shit is on fire, possums win. Dinos are gone.

TLDR. BP pay me million bucks to develop this theory further thx.

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DaEm0niCuS United States. Aug 22 2012 05:27. Posts 3292

I'm pretty sure the amount of magma within the earth is much greater than the amount of oil.

Garfed Malta. Aug 22 2012 06:14. Posts 4818

I raise.

julep Australia. Aug 22 2012 08:36. Posts 1274

you and tutz should have a dinner party

still 5* blog

spets1 Australia. Aug 22 2012 08:57. Posts 2179

On August 22 2012 04:27 DaEm0niCuS wrote:
I'm pretty sure the amount of magma within the earth is much greater than the amount of oil.

thts it the magma will ignite it!

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the cleaner Germany. Aug 22 2012 09:52. Posts 3014

Fold

I considered cold 4betting as a bluff, but going to play it safe.

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there are no facts only interpretations

Last edit: 22/08/2012 09:55

spets1 Australia. Aug 22 2012 11:04. Posts 2179

i 6x ur raise

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