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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 24 2012 09:30. Posts 14026 | | |
So im going to tell you a story, prepare for the official byrnesam feel good movie of the year:
April:
Broke up with my Thai bride-to-be after far too long being 'long distance'
Over 1 year of living in some denial bubble, drifting along and distancing myself from everyone around me
Wallow in self pity. One of the lowest points of my life.
Engross myself in Ryan Gosling movies
Realize I live in a beautiful country with a loving family and hundreds of potential new friends
May onwards:
Claw myself out of my pit of despair.
Get involved in a new social circle made up of foreign travelers/students in Dunedin thanks to Silver)Z(. To which i would like to extend my most sincere thanks, because what followed were some of the best times of my life.
Went skiing in Queenstown, hiked to the viewing point at the top of the mountain.
^ thats me
Took this on my cellphone.
Suddenly, regular socializing during the week.
Looking forward to the weekends.
Slowly a few people begin to leave as their trips in NZ come to an end.
Slightly bummed out, but decide to make the most of it with the people there and the time they have.
Go for a weekend trip to Te Anau and Milford Sound and do some hiking.
Go on said trip with a french girl who i hadn't known previously.
Get on well with french girl, become a little smitten.
Go out one of the following weekends. End up walking her back to her place. We share a drink in her kitchen and end up in her bedroom.
End up going to bed together in her bed
THIS IS IT BYRNESAM, YOURE IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. THE COBRA GETS READY TO STRIKE
Try all my best moves
and manage to get friend-zoned in the process.
Wake up the next morning and think...
At least i got to squeeze some T&A...
Things quickly fade between us. Back on that self-loathing and wallowing in my own despair. Feel like destined to be forever alone.
Attend social drinks function for work. Think its going to be shit, but figure i should make a celebrity appearance to boost the ratings. Have to sober drive - night turns out to be really good fun.
Meet girl there who I hadn't met before because she works Sundays when im off.
Give her a ride home (LOL BETA WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT MOVE), she promises to buy me a drink to say thanks. General good vibe.
Take a shot and add her on FB. Get to chatting, she invites me out for coffee to say thank you. Scheduling conflicts prevent this.
Take a punt and invite her to a party i was going to attend later that week (on the day before my birthday)
She accepts
Attend said party, its alright, I don't really know the people there that well (or at all)
Talk to girl the whole time, getting on super well.
Party moves from the house to some bars in town, we go ahead of the others. Things go awesome at the bar, getting a little closer - bit of cheek-to-cheek action whilst we talk.
At 1:30am on August 24th (byrnesam's birthday) we decide to head home. Im driving her home. We park up outside her place.
LETS GET READDDDYYYY TO RUMBLE
Make the move, mission successful.
So there I was, 2 hours into my birthday, making out with a chick in my car with Motorhead playing in the background. It was one of those wonderful moments when you pause and think to yourself 'remember this moment, because its fucking awesome'
Shes not Asian
Shes training to be a doctor.
Im a 27 year old live at home, quake live playing, man-child.
We part ways at about 3:30am. I was at like day 5 of no-fap. Made it home with extreme blue balls and was actually in pain. Had no choice but to cure myself.
I get up a few hours later and go to work. All my co-workers wish me a happy birthday.
Go into the break room, they've baked me a fucking huge cake and a bunch of delicious savory muffins (not pictured)
Its amazing how much life can change in a matter of moments. I dont usually do anything for my birthday and this ended up being one of most memorable ever. So if youre ever feeling forever alone, just remember theres a planet full of awesome people and awesome experiences waiting for you just around the corner.
Everyday is an adventure.
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AndrewSong  United States. Aug 24 2012 09:39. Posts 2355 | | | |
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wow. F- byrnesam blog entry.
lots of pics but missing the most important ones........................................... |
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dryath Australia. Aug 24 2012 09:55. Posts 1317 | | |
5*. Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn, that was the best blog post on LP for sooooo long haha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Aug 24 2012 10:10. Posts 8648 | | |
can't read all that right now but happy birthday! |
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longple Sweden. Aug 24 2012 10:14. Posts 4472 | | |
happy birthday awesome read : ) gl! |
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UpSwing Canada. Aug 24 2012 10:18. Posts 134 | | |
le-awesome man! nice read and happy for you
you seem like a great person, a bit sicko with the porn but thats normal nowadays
have a good one |
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Trolala Estonia. Aug 24 2012 10:21. Posts 2050 | | |
nice and entertaining blog post!
thank you very much and have a nice bday! |
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kingpowa France. Aug 24 2012 10:34. Posts 1525 | | |
Happy birthday
and it is a fucking nice read (and watch for pics and gifs) ! |
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player999 Brasil. Aug 24 2012 10:50. Posts 7978 | | |
| | On August 24 2012 09:34 kingpowa wrote:
Happy birthday
and it is a fucking nice read (and watch for pics and gifs) ! |
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whamm! Albania. Aug 24 2012 11:11. Posts 11625 | | |
happy birthday and best wishes to you man! |
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Funktion Australia. Aug 24 2012 11:44. Posts 1638 | | |
Happy birthday you magnificent muthafucker. |
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happy bday to the best poster ive ever seen :D If your half as funny in real life girls should never be a problem dude. Its just a matter of meeting people. |
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MiPwnYa Brasil. Aug 24 2012 12:41. Posts 5230 | | | |
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Highcard Canada. Aug 24 2012 13:07. Posts 5428 | | |
happy birthday, you should wife that doctor |
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