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RiKD    United States. Sep 25 2012 20:46. Posts 8893
Handshakes:

You ever really vibin' w/ some cat and havin a good time? You wanna end the interaction w/ a nice "Hey man, I really enjoyed lunch. I'm really diggin your style. We should do this again some time. Until we meet again" and win the day w/ mutually exceptional hand shake?

Then he is sitting down or something and has to reach back kind of uncomfortably and the handshake is a little strange but you get it somewhat right but somewhat wrong but you are like oh shit man we fucked up the storybook ending handshake but I hope it's ok? Hopefully, we take care of business next time?

Good Sex and Transcendence:

Would I be writing this blog post or giving 2 shits about the above if I was breast fuckin some Kate Upton lookalike with moxy to match the mams? Tenacity to match the tits? Pizazz to match the premium pair?

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wobbly_au   Australia. Sep 25 2012 21:05. Posts 6540

wat

The Last Laugh. 

Arirang   Canada. Sep 25 2012 21:56. Posts 1673

I heard it somewhere that with each generation, a lot of like.. the language structure changes. Like, when speaking with an old timer, they speak differently and sometimes it's hard to decipher wtf they're saying. Is this shit already happening to me? Communication breakdooooown~


goose58   United States. Sep 25 2012 22:16. Posts 871

smoke weed everyday


exalted   United States. Sep 25 2012 22:38. Posts 2918


  On September 25 2012 21:16 goose58 wrote:
smoke weed everyday



This. And fucking hilarious, I really digged this blog post. Part 1 was funny by itself and then Part 2 just slam-dunked it. Thanks.

exalted from teamliquid :o 

player999   Brasil. Sep 25 2012 22:45. Posts 7978


  On September 25 2012 21:38 exalted wrote:
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This. And fucking hilarious, I really digged this blog post. Part 1 was funny by itself and then Part 2 just slam-dunked it. Thanks.


I had high expectations when I saw "Thoughts RiKD", and I was not disappointed

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

NewbSaibot   United States. Sep 25 2012 23:20. Posts 4946

bye now 

FrinkX   United States. Sep 25 2012 23:43. Posts 7561

rikd ftw

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Sep 26 2012 00:01. Posts 6374


  On September 25 2012 20:05 wobbly_au wrote:
wat

ban baal 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Sep 26 2012 00:15. Posts 8648

it took me until the first sentence of your 2nd paragraph on Handshakes to realize you were talking about a dude not a chick.

(i read the 'Hey man, I really enjoyed lunch' part but "man" can be an androgynous term)

Truck-Crash Life 

longple    Sweden. Sep 26 2012 04:16. Posts 4472

haha


Achoo   Canada. Sep 26 2012 05:28. Posts 1454

RiKD is the James Joyce of this generation imo... lol

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

NeillyJQ   United States. Sep 26 2012 05:41. Posts 8947


  On September 25 2012 21:16 goose58 wrote:
smoke weed everyday

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

Mariuslol   Norway. Sep 26 2012 06:57. Posts 4742


whamm!   Albania. Sep 26 2012 19:03. Posts 11625

i read breast somewhere then everything had a moment of clarity


eestwood   United Kingdom. Sep 27 2012 09:20. Posts 702


  On September 25 2012 19:46 RiKD wrote:

Would I be writing this blog post or giving 2 shits about the above if I was breast fuckin some Kate Upton lookalike ?



this.. good read tho )

can we all ball 

Ket    United Kingdom. Sep 27 2012 10:18. Posts 8665


  On September 25 2012 21:16 goose58 wrote:
smoke weed everyday


bad read. smoke weed everyday is associated with a lifestyle of being an unproductive waste and a loser (in b4 k2o4 berates me for this comment)

rikd is all about be max productive and win at life everyday

 Last edit: 27/09/2012 10:23

RiKD    United States. Sep 27 2012 19:06. Posts 8893

Last post made me think of a quote I like:

"How you spend your days is how you spend your life"

I am actually heavily pro drugs if properly dosed and taken responsibly. Ket is right though: At this point in my life any drug use besides coffee and alcohol in moderation (mostly ;P) would be irresponsible and I am ok with that.

Do I think it's silly that the govt and employers take away freedom of choice and autonomy in responsible, recreational drug use? Yes

Do I think responsible, recreational drug use is valuable enough to hurt potential soft and hard asset acquiring opportunities? No

Do I think taking high quality MDMA before a rockstar dj show or menaj will be fun? Yes

Do I think going on a volcano iv for hours and watching x hbo series is a good idea? Maybe, but probably not

I'm rooting for k2o4 to come in and berate Ket (or me) b/c it might lead to an interesting discussion.


 



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