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spets1   Australia. Oct 17 2012 01:00. Posts 2179






Anyway here is a story that happened to me ages ago

You wont believed what happened to me today. Me and my friend met up around 6 for me to teach him how
to drive manual. So we're doing laps around my block. He stalls the car couple of times and since my car battery
is a shitbox the car wouldnt start. So we get the jumper cables and start the car from his one (automatic).
Then we went for few more laps.
My friend is driving, then these cops behind us see us , do a turn and start following us, they didnt put the siren on or anything. We stop.
The cops come over with torches.
"what are you doing?". we tell em.
"do you have anything in your car yu want to tell us about?"
"no"
"you guys better tell us to make it better for yourselves"
So yeah we tell em that im just teaching him how to drive manual since he jsut got his green ps.
"get out of the car one by one" so my friend gets out
to me : "keep you hands on the dashboard" "dont move".
i was like holy shit, this must be serious
We get out they are like "are you guys coming from [insertsomeplacename]" (we didnt even know where the place is)
"No"
They they search us, search the car for like 5 minutes maybe more. Ask us like 5 times what we're doing
So me and my friend are sitting down talking while they are searching the car. Talking we laughed cos the cops
were wasting their time so this cop goes up to us "what are you laughing about"
"what were u doing tonight" we tell em like 6th time that were just driving around.
"are you lying to me" in that tone implying that we're lying while shining torches in our faces.
Man i was pretty scared.
i said "i live right around here, i think my house is next to this one", hes like
"how long u lived here for?"
"hmm i think about 5 years"
"and you dont know if your house is next to this one or not"
I was like stop making us look like criminals. "i usually dont go around these places"
They ask us our phone numbers home and mobile. And since i dont remember my mobile number
too well and i m on the edge (shaking a little) i forgot it.
Anyhow after asking us few more questions they told us not to drive around this area at night,
or better off not drive around this area at all (implying that this area is full criminals).
They Let us go.
My friend is like "you drive" (but my license is suspended) im like "nah you drive"
hes like man im gonna stall it (since this is the first time he drove manual car ever).
So anyway we start the car, he stalls it, starts it again and we drive off......

PS they told us that they are looking for two people in the exact same car as mine and a gun.



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Spicy   United States. Oct 17 2012 01:18. Posts 1027

Can't fap to #3 with her friend next to her and those chubby asian kids awkwardly looking at her in the background

edit: nvm i can

 Last edit: 17/10/2012 01:19

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Oct 17 2012 02:30. Posts 14026

Sounds like you was doing fifty five in a fifty fo'

I hope you told him that the glove compartment was locked and the trunk in the back
and that you know your rights so he gon' need a warrant fo that.


taco   Iceland. Oct 17 2012 07:45. Posts 1793

"PS they told us that they are looking for two people in the exact same car as mine and a gun."

Classic bullshit, every single cop in every single nation on Earth pulls this nonesense on people they stop.

"Oh you're out at 05:00 in a fucking 24h store taco? Please be aware that there was a breakin 600 meters from here
and the suspect is dressed exactly like you, (in white pants and a pink hoodie)"
Biggest load of nonsense I have ever heard, shame there are harrassers like this in every police force.


spets1   Australia. Oct 17 2012 08:01. Posts 2179

yeah man but where they stopped us and like the whole department of the police came down. like 6-7 cars. So it was something pretty big.

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TheTrees   United States. Oct 17 2012 08:24. Posts 1592

In the U.S. you never talk to the cops. Just ask, am I under arrest? If not, am I free to go?


Arirang   Canada. Oct 17 2012 11:32. Posts 1673

You really should not be scared or shaken up or anything. You have done nothing. They cannot harm you. Don't be rude by any means, but don't let them walk all over you. Take their names and their badge #. If you have a camera, should whip it out and start recording in case something unlawful happens.


Endo   United States. Oct 17 2012 14:53. Posts 953

#3 go riot games. (and officer caitlyn!)


spets1   Australia. Oct 17 2012 21:27. Posts 2179

Well this was in australia so im not exactly sure how to conduct myself. And i didnt care too much cause they couldnt find anythign anyway. My weed wasnt with me lol

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capaneo   Canada. Oct 18 2012 15:21. Posts 8465

You guys are idiots, DO NOT PLAY tough guy with the cops. They do not really need a warant or put you under arrest. They have guns. I know freinds who were doing stupid shit like asking for warrant, and ... They can ALWAYS say they "thought" they had probable cause. They gonna take their loaded gun and aim it in your face then you will do whatever they say you would do. And what are you going to do? Sue them with no camera+witness over them ruining a few hours of your life?

In any case (if you haven't done anything) when a cop stops you understand that he has a gun and you don't. So you just tell him you are sorry officer and he is free to do whatever he wants. Do not make a situation out of a non-situation.

If you have weed in the car, or if you are getting hold up by them for no reason and looong period of time then you can ask if you are under arrest cause you really have to go back home and ...

Understand that while you are a nice guy, in a cops life his friends sometimes gets killed by people who are JUST as innocent looking as you. And Im sure if any of you had just lost a couple of guy to random innocent looking people in car they would be as much of an asshole as the cops. I respect the cops because I know when in the city bullets start flying around they are there and Im outta there. And I want to keep it that way.

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whamm!   Albania. Oct 18 2012 21:07. Posts 11625

people trust their rights too much. respect the cops, let them do their job as quickly as possible and it becomes less painless. never understood the whole macho talk vs cops. their job is so high anxiety all the time you can't really blame them for being a little to authoritative at times.


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Oct 19 2012 13:39. Posts 9634


  On October 18 2012 20:07 whamm! wrote:
people trust their rights too much. respect the cops, let them do their job as quickly as possible and it becomes less painless. never understood the whole macho talk vs cops. their job is so high anxiety all the time you can't really blame them for being a little to authoritative at times.


considering 80% cops work on desks and/or write tickets for a living their job has hardcore anxiety true story .... truth s most ppl just cant handle even such minor legal power over others well

me and my friend were walking home the other night so a patrol pulls over and asks for IDs n shit we give em .. you know everything s routine ... they give us our ids back and one of them tells us "you know we usually call in the station that we just checked 2 random citizen but you guys dont look like criminals so thats pointless " so it got me thinking .. we obv dont look like we are under 18 and he just said we dont look like criminals so why would you even bother to check us? and wth does "you dont look like criminals " mean ? I could be dressed up nicely but your friend cop couldve just put up a signal for me like 2 hrs ago for something so by not even announcing our names or description or w/e at station you potentially let criminals loose. Meaning you just waste 2 mins of your life, you just wasted 2 mins of my life and you did absolutely nothing .. why the fuck would you do that ? And thats just about something routine rofl

 Last edit: 19/10/2012 13:46

whamm!   Albania. Oct 26 2012 09:36. Posts 11625

^^cops are always exposed to the scummiest people and they rarely ever trust any "citizen". just be polite, respect authority and 99% of the time their ego gets scratched and send you on your way. if you wanna prove a point to them and risk some, don't complain about cops being assholes if they don't respect your rights if your little experiment goes wrong. there are douche cops as there are douchy teachers, doctors lawyers, the difference is they have a loaded gun and have good days and bad like every other asshole out there. your choice.

 Last edit: 26/10/2012 09:37

 



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