Joeingram1   United States. Nov 22 2012 09:17. Posts 943
I was thinking about things today as I am a big believer in weird things like this. Ever since my girlfriend bought me this little koala my losing at poker, running bad in life, running bad in poker, playing terrible has started. I looked over next to my computer today and realized this fucking bear was bought 2 days before I arrived here around the same time I had a -130k session. IT MUST BE THE BEARS FAULT!! Here I am trying to stop this evil being
Hopefully it works
This is one of the graphs I have since I have been around this demon!
Joe   Czech Republic. Nov 22 2012 09:25. Posts 5987
Surprised to see allin-ev line in your graph, thought you didnt believe in that...
there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell)
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DaEm0niCuS   United States. Nov 22 2012 09:26. Posts 3292
drugs are bad
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Joeingram1   United States. Nov 22 2012 09:26. Posts 943
Bad luck to show when above, good luck to show when below iirc
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DaEm0niCuS   United States. Nov 22 2012 10:15. Posts 3292
whenever I see graphs like this I really begin to question the profitability of PLO. I mean clearly someone is winning, but the variance is so massive how can one even judge their own skill level.
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Rapoza   Brasil. Nov 22 2012 10:16. Posts 1612
--- Nuked ---
Pouncer Style 4 the win
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Ket   United Kingdom. Nov 22 2012 10:26. Posts 8665
On November 22 2012 09:15 DaEm0niCuS wrote:
whenever I see graphs like this I really begin to question the profitability of PLO. I mean clearly someone is winning, but the variance is so massive how can one even judge their own skill level.
with some basic knowledge of poker theory and maths, and observing how often people make plays that are fundamentally lol
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julep   Australia. Nov 22 2012 10:42. Posts 1274
dont pollute in australia. gtfo
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Eluflop   Estonia. Nov 22 2012 10:54. Posts 3835
its gotta be the fucking bear man , nice job to finally realize it... now run good is bound to come ... dont even sweat it
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chris   United States. Nov 22 2012 11:42. Posts 5503
i bought a little zombie day of the dead statue and had it next to me and had worst downswing ever (for me) in 180 mans, so my friend and I tried to burn him (like Elky and the buddha) and he wouldn't burn.
now he stands on a bookshelf and glares at me. the farther from poker he is, the less run bad lol
lol I was expecting a hardcore-baseball style throw, not such a delciate fling :D
I got pissed one day as well, around 3-4 years ago, but I went a little more medieval. I had one of those green PokerStars bears, I bought fireworks and blew the motherf*@$ up.
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hording   Sweden. Nov 22 2012 12:54. Posts 474
This post will uncurse you. Good luck!
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Target-x17   Canada. Nov 22 2012 13:01. Posts 1027
Joey reminds me of the slap chop guy anyone else?
f u bw rock
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ReADy   Bulgaria. Nov 22 2012 14:50. Posts 292
graph in $ or it doesnt count.
good run is coming dont worry
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AndrewSong   United States. Nov 22 2012 15:45. Posts 2355
On November 22 2012 11:49 Defrag wrote:
lol I was expecting a hardcore-baseball style throw, not such a delciate fling :D
I got pissed one day as well, around 3-4 years ago, but I went a little more medieval. I had one of those green PokerStars bears, I bought fireworks and blew the motherf*@$ up.
lol me too. i was expecting a haymaker throw not some gentle ill miss you kinda toss
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CamilaPunt   Brasil. Nov 22 2012 15:52. Posts 2422
he doesn't wanna risk injuring his playing arm
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PuertoRican   United States. Nov 22 2012 16:25. Posts 13127
On November 22 2012 09:16 Rapoza wrote:
No one mess with koala and gets away NO ONE
Prepare for retaliation
Joeingram1   United States. Nov 22 2012 23:49. Posts 943
haha fence was kinda wierd and people were walking toward me so just decided to toss it over with a sentimental kind of ill miss you but fuck you get out of my life kinda way
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NeillyJQ   United States. Nov 23 2012 02:45. Posts 8947
Shoulda brought a Gun - Shot it in the face, then kicked it jack black style over the bridge. imo !
Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/
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HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Nov 25 2012 11:48. Posts 10896
On November 22 2012 08:25 Joe wrote:
Surprised to see allin-ev line in your graph, thought you didnt believe in that...
only when you run below ev
thats how people use ev
''zomg i run bad, this justify my loses''
but when they run over ev , not a single words
;o)