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spets1 Australia. Feb 26 2013 02:14. Posts 2179

here's a poem i wrote back in 2010.

IF YOUR CHRISTIAN DO NO READ FURTHER.

Priests

Priests abuse little boys
They treat 'em nice
And buy them toys
Tell the kids night stories
To parents: “no worries”

When sun sets down
The church gets loud
The children scream
The priests make cream

The reason for this
Stands as it is
The priests are gay
And need the lay

...(new rhythm)

The church is a boys club
No women in the place
Who else would want to be there
Only fags commit to that faith

Just think about it,
to be a priest
You cannot have a girlfriend
No wife.
No sex.
No one night stand,
You can't do drugs..
play in a band..
The only love,
is in your hand

The only thing you are to do
Is worship God forever
fuck that my friends
I'd join never

But lets imagine
you were gay
The church.
A great idea
There's only boys,
alot of dick
The choice
is pretty clear

I know this story
Brings church no glory
But I despise
This dirty way to paradise

1 votes

hola

mnj United States. Feb 26 2013 02:18. Posts 3848

A+ 5 stars

but tits next tim plz

K40Cheddar United States. Feb 26 2013 03:08. Posts 2202

Not really religious but honestly I felt like that poem sucked.

Plus wtf man where are the chicks at.

Silver_nz New Zealand. Feb 26 2013 03:19. Posts 5647

I thought it was pretty funny-cause-it's-true, liked the beat change. maybe with a few changes could use it in standup comedy act ;0

just..
"IF YOUR CHRISTIAN.."
plz make sure to use 'you're' instead of 'your' in future. my eyes burn at the grammar. save my eyes.

spets1 Australia. Feb 26 2013 04:41. Posts 2179

i dont care about grammar. as long as the meaning is conveyed.
one less thing to worry about

chiiiicks comin up

hola

Stroggoz New Zealand. Feb 26 2013 05:06. Posts 5328

i would remove the 'if your christian do no read further' part. Seems to me like this poem should be aimed @ christians.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings

TampaBayMat United States. Feb 26 2013 09:10. Posts 249

On February 26 2013 02:08 K40Cheddar wrote:
Not really religious but honestly I felt like that poem sucked.

same

Merlot Fo Sho

aernout Netherlands. Feb 26 2013 12:57. Posts 161

isn't it more directed towards Catholics instead of Christians cause of noting all the priests n shit?

PuertoRican United States. Feb 26 2013 13:26. Posts 13097

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful."

Rekrul is a newb

ToT)MidiaN( This user is a quality poster

United Kingdom. Feb 26 2013 13:43. Posts 5070

Laughed at the 1 star blog rating due to lack of tna

One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope

Loco Canada. Feb 26 2013 14:30. Posts 20967

lyrics in description

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

Presti Poland. Feb 26 2013 14:56. Posts 55

1 star for no pusses

dogmeat Czech Republic. Feb 26 2013 16:02. Posts 6374

my favourite:

You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the Lord, it's all you say

Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think you'll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away

For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate Satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy

Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems you've lost your way

Jesus saves, no words of praise
No promised land to take you to
There is no other way

ban baal

wobbly_au Australia. Feb 27 2013 09:59. Posts 6540

wtf is this shit

The Last Laugh.

gosuruss United States. Feb 27 2013 11:08. Posts 30

Isn't there mock human cannibalism at catholic church?

gosuruss United States. Feb 27 2013 11:10. Posts 30

spets were you abused by a priest?

spets1 Australia. Feb 27 2013 14:43. Posts 2179

bahaha, sorry guys i know the poem sorta sucked, thats why i never posted it before, but whatevez, its the thought that counts

hola

Stroggoz New Zealand. Feb 27 2013 21:19. Posts 5328

On February 27 2013 10:08 gosuruss wrote:
Isn't there mock human cannibalism at catholic church?

yes, when i was a child, from 5-10 years age every sunday we would eat the flesh of christ(bread) and drink the blood of christ (wine).

kind of unhygienic actually because the whole church would line up and drink from the same cup of wine.

I would try and be a scumbag and drink lots of the wine so people after me couldnt get any. (there was only enough for 1 sip from each person, so 3 sips would mean 2 people miss out lol. )

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Last edit: 27/02/2013 21:23