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TTomass United States. May 29 2013 03:51. Posts 84

Im at the strip club basement in PA and I meet this woman and I buy 2 strippers at once. One of them starts putting her face on my dick and balls and says this is how to treat a man. But I like the other woman better, her name is candy. She has an unreal ass. At the same time she has all these red dots on her face, I think its herpes and am somewhat scared. I dont want herpes. She gives me her card and says she gives massages. Next day I text her for massage and ask if she gives happy endings. She calls me and angrily tells me that, "You know you are wrong". Now im completely confused, shes a stripper and gives massages but no happy endings. What kind of sleezy ass woman is this? I moving to las vegas because there are happy endings.

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TTomass United States. May 29 2013 03:52. Posts 84

What is the moral argument for saying handjobs are wrong???? someone plz explain

Svenman87 United States. May 29 2013 04:00. Posts 4636

wat

one blog you're gay - one blog you're straight? not sure if srs

Last edit: 29/05/2013 04:02

TTomass United States. May 29 2013 04:13. Posts 84

im not into men, i just like cock, glory hole style

Trav94 Canada. May 29 2013 04:46. Posts 1789

I always get a good chuckle out of these lol

aernout Netherlands. May 29 2013 09:50. Posts 161

On May 29 2013 03:13 TTomass wrote:
im not into men, i just like cock, glory hole style

rofl

lacman730 United States. May 29 2013 10:59. Posts 311

"Im at the gym lifting weights, on my way to the water fountain, this hulkish man and I make eye contact. Fear immediately permeates my body. Does this man know i'm gay?"

LIES

aernout Netherlands. May 29 2013 11:05. Posts 161

you might wanna check a doctor, I think you might be schizophrenic:

persona 1: gay dude at a gym
persona 2: gay dude looking for gloryholes
persona 3: dude looking for happy endings in las vegas

chris United States. May 29 2013 11:25. Posts 5503

valid question - getting hand job from woman after/during massage doesnt mean you're straight

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly

bigredhoss Cook Islands. May 29 2013 14:54. Posts 8649

maybe she just doesn't want a verifiable record confirming she gives "happy endings" in her text messages?

why didn't you just ask her when she gave you her card?

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TTomass United States. May 30 2013 00:00. Posts 84

On May 29 2013 10:05 aernout wrote:
you might wanna check a doctor, I think you might be schizophrenic:

persona 1: gay dude at a gym
persona 2: gay dude looking for gloryholes
persona 3: dude looking for happy endings in las vegas

saw the doctor today, he says i have schizophrenia

2c0ntent Egypt. May 31 2013 14:10. Posts 1387

Get stoned and read this http://www.light-weaver.com/vortex/pd...ni.Tantra.by.Satyananda.Saraswati.pdf

wrest control of your two brains; the two voices; the left and right brain; external and internal.

Learn the pranayana (breath technique) 'Breath of Sol'. look up the technique. weed helps me feel my body properly

tinker and experiment with your body; suffer out your pain and realize it is nothing more than psychological discomfort when pain and fear come up during your yoga.

Yoga and the good herb and the willingness to embrace such labels as schizophrenia, adhd, autism, allowed me to cede to my experiences and comprehend the workings of my brains and my mind.

sungaze + lunargaze

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TTomass United States. Jun 01 2013 11:39. Posts 84

I went through the Kundalini process and made it about half way. At that point I was wearing female clothes in public and transitioning my body to female. Soon after or maybe at that point I had already descended into madness. Kundalini is dangerous to me and I want no part of it. Marijuana is what caused my schizophrenia paranoia, it took months and months to recover. I'm a yogi, but I'm fucked up, when I do yoga I turn into a rapist on the floor. Drool literally drops my mouth with a wide grin upon my face and falls upon my dick. I don't do yoga because I constantly hear voices commanding me to rape the women in the room. I don't meditate because I hear commanding voices telling me to murder. I last like 30 seconds in meditation before my breathing freezes.
2content thx. but goddamn u are so wrong with your advice. You would have me back in the mental ward or dead in a matter of a day in your care.