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It's like, imagine a fucking retard redneck. Now, imagine you're at a bar with your gf and this fuckhead hits on her. And doesn't stop after you've told him to stop. You then decide to hit him, but instead of falling to the ground, he calmly pulls out a plastic spork and eats some cake and somehow you're face is bloody and you need emergency services. Also, he just fucked your gf.

Or like, a need-to-die drunk always breaking into the closest vehicle just to drive it around and see what happens, and there happens to be a playground enclosed by a brick wall, which the entire area happens to be enclosed by a moat, and there's a picnic and a little league game, and this fucking drunk fuck somehow manages to come flying into the playground, drifting on your little kids and shredding little Johnny's new glove to pieces. Also, he just fucked the mother of your kids.

Also, it's like a little snot-faced teenager pointing a laser light at planes near an airport every time a plane takes off, and you happen to be on the plane with the inexperienced pilots, and they go blind, and push the levers forward, sending the plane on a nose dive. It's like that, no joke.

hahaha, are you angry, dude?

On September 05 2013 20:25 Gnarly wrote: It's like, imagine a fucking retard redneck. Now, imagine you're at a bar with your gf and this fuckhead hits on her. And doesn't stop after you've told him to stop. You then decide to hit him, but instead of falling to the ground, he calmly pulls out a plastic spork and eats some cake and somehow you're face is bloody and you need emergency services. Also, he just fucked your gf.

A+ analogy

On September 05 2013 20:44 NewbSaibot wrote: hahaha, are you angry, dude?

No, I'm quite stoned.

It's boring playing the same kind of scenarios: Player to my left has a vpip of 60+ and will never fold after the flop. I can semi bluff, but I can't bluff. I wanna bluff. Like, I'm sitting there in a live game, and the dude has maybe a half more than I do, and I bluff his preflop call, 98o vs 58o. Of course, he gets his straight. It's like, when I go all in, it's almost of if they are taken over with lust, a lust to gamble my stack into a bloody mess walking bolegged for the next week. It bugs me more that I don't know why they call rather than they call.

Imagine Goofy and Donald Duck drunk as fuck driving an 18 wheeler sticking their stupid heads out the windows and sticking their stupid tongues out their stupid mouths, going "durrr!!!" all stupidly and such. They are the embodiment of that.

Do yoga

Don't bluff if he doesn't fold. If u still wanna bluff, that means u like to lose and then come here and rant about it.

On September 06 2013 01:54 napoleono wrote: Don't bluff if he doesn't fold. If u still wanna bluff, that means u like to lose and then come here and rant about it.

More often than not, it's because I went all-in. They don't respect me. My real life image usually makes a lot of guys want to try to bully me nonstop, as I'm short and super skinny.

Nothing wrong with being short and skinny, imagine if you get fat, you'll be a ball xD

Imagine if I had a typo and written "you'll be a baal" LOL

Now that would be weird now wouldn't it.

well he'll definitely would stop being skinny for sure

On September 06 2013 03:08 Mariuslol wrote: Nothing wrong with being short and skinny, imagine if you get fat, you'll be a ball xD

Nothing wrong at all. I look ten years younger than I am, and women certainly love that.

We can have a "look who looks youngest contest" thingy one day xD