Drink mouthwash

Yesterday, I was sitting at my computer while gargling mouthwash, and the smallest amount went down my throat and I ended up spitting the mouthwash all over my pants/shirt/keyboard, so that sucked.

No point using that shit in Norway, rather use toothpaste, with some water, and gurgle that shit, it's much better xD

PuertoRican swallows

This song makes me happy xD

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes, a busted limp, concussion, and broken wrist?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Oh, this isn't a troll blog or anything. My mom was trying to blow up the house by leaving the heater on. Fucking niggers trying to kidnap her and she doesn't give a fuck. I've done my best not to care what happens to her, but then it hits me, I don't give a fuck what happens to my mother. Am I a monster?

no. she hasn't been a mother to you, why should you be a son

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tell her you slept with her boyfriend, that'll piss her off.

My father is a dentist -> did the doctor shit -> now a professor in dentiststuff (yes I don't know exactly what he's up to) and he says those mouthwash things are one of the worst things u can do to ur teeth and general health.

Something with killing all of ur little police bacteria in ur mouth and throat so that in the end ull only be left with supervillain bacteria that will rape ur teeth and make sicker easier

She drank bottles of mouthwash. How she is still alive, I don't know. Her livers have been trying to give up on her too many years now.

On November 19 2013 05:43 longple wrote: My father is a dentist -> did the doctor shit -> now a professor in dentiststuff (yes I don't know exactly what he's up to) and he says those mouthwash things are one of the worst things u can do to ur teeth and general health. Something with killing all of ur little police bacteria in ur mouth and throat so that in the end ull only be left with supervillain bacteria that will rape ur teeth and make sicker easier

Why I said use toothpaste as well xD, johnmagi on this site almost a dentist, said dont put that shit in ur mouth, and he said the best was just to use the toothpaste.

On November 19 2013 07:54 Gnarly wrote: She drank bottles of mouthwash. How she is still alive, I don't know. Her livers have been trying to give up on her too many years now.

More than one liver? Dude your mom's a boss!

as funny as your posts are. if they are serious you need to go seek professional help.

If you were in a race, and you knew you couldn't get to cross the finish line no matter what you did, would you go as far as you could?

^what are you implying

You can only choose to leave yourself feeling like a success or leave yourself feeling like a failure, there is no finish line, only the journey!

ok I guess the last one isnt helpful but you get the general idea

It's not that I'm a neurotic mess, it's just that I'm a neurotic mess. If science can sort it out in the future a lot better than today, then I should wait.