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LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jan 21 2014 11:33. Posts 15163 | | |
so today i'm naturally stalking Zazano as usual, open all his 16 tables.
Then somehow accidentally tableninja2 sits me in on one of the fucking tables at NL1k out of nowhere when im not even playing poker just talking on skype and I fucking missclick squeeze tableninja sizing.
Before I realize what's happening at that this isnt nl16 I autoclick raise cause its a sick spot
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Submitted by : LemOn[5thF] PokerStars Hand #110504967996: Holdem No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2014/01/21 11:12:14 ET
Table Sualocin II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Eccentric_BG ($1112 in chips)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: Muladkhara ($1015 in chips)
Seat 4: DeAristoKat ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: zazano ($2341.78 in chips)
Seat 6: zdravko ($1612.52 in chips)
Eccentric_BG: posts small blind $5
DoC.LemOn: posts big blind $10
Holecards Dealt to DoC.LemOn
Muladkhara: folds
DeAristoKat: raises $25 to $35
zazano: folds
zdravko: folds
Eccentric_BG: calls $30
DoC.LemOn: raises $105 to $140
DeAristoKat: folds
Eccentric_BG: raises $972 to $1112 and is all-in
DoC.LemOn: folds
Uncalled bet ($972) returned to Eccentric_BG
Eccentric_BG collected $315 from pot
Eccentric_BG: doesnt show hand
Summary Total pot $315 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Eccentric_BG (small blind) collected ($315)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Muladkhara folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: DeAristoKat folded before Flop
Seat 5: zazano folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: zdravko (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Im like wtf is this shit man did I just squeeze 9BIs? And why would I squeeze in the first place xD
Then I decide, what the fuck paid the blinds (AKA my regular one buy in) lets play the orbit
In the end I ended up getting some money back from none other than the person that caused this:
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Needless to say, when I'm on my deathbed I can be happy with my life as for a brief moment I flew with the eagles, I faced Gods. I hit and run run Zazano for five big blinds
What would I do if I get dealt QQ in late position and face a 3b and a decision for half my bankroll, we will never know.
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TalentedTom   Canada. Jan 21 2014 12:01. Posts 20070 | | |
how happy would you have been if you got reraised on that AQx flop |
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devon06atX   Canada. Jan 21 2014 12:06. Posts 5459 | | |
On the AK9 flop? On a scale of 1-10, I'm guessing a 2. If it was an AQx flop and he got raised, I'd say a solid 9 |
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dnagardi   Hungary. Jan 21 2014 12:24. Posts 1778 | | |
hahaha n1
just be careful mb u ll have this feeling lets try nl1k again. knew many ppl who busted their roll like this |
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Highcard   Canada. Jan 21 2014 13:02. Posts 5428 | | |
hilarious
I had a degen friend take his bankroll to $1knl. He played no hands and somehow luckboxed AA within the 2nd orbit. Got allin on flop and lost to a river-flush, lol. |
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Joeingram1   United States. Jan 21 2014 13:37. Posts 943 | | |
hahaha
what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables? |
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lacman730   United States. Jan 21 2014 13:56. Posts 311 | | |
I actually did this too when I first set up table ninja. Opened up the highest stakes PLO tables that were running at the time which was $10k plo. Luckily I noticed my screen name on the tables before I posted any blinds which had to be pretty fast because all of the tables were playing 2-4 handed. |
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longple   Sweden. Jan 21 2014 14:08. Posts 4472 | | |
looooooooooooooooooooool
looooooooooooooooooooool eagles and gods |
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GoTuNk   Chile. Jan 21 2014 14:23. Posts 2860 | | |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Jan 21 2014 14:29. Posts 3478 | | |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Jan 21 2014 14:36. Posts 3478 | | |
you lost like one month of your rent in the 1st hand |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | |
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Xervean   United States. Jan 21 2014 14:54. Posts 682 | | |
| On January 21 2014 11:24 dnagardi wrote:
hahaha n1
just be careful mb u ll have this feeling lets try nl1k again. knew many ppl who busted their roll like this |
I can attest to that. |
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napoleono   Romania. Jan 21 2014 16:26. Posts 771 | | |
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VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jan 21 2014 18:03. Posts 5113 | | |
I accidently sat down at some of those "table starter" games too i wasnt rolled for and had to play an orbit.
30 man waiting list for me when i was done with the orbit : o |
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Skoal   Canada. Jan 21 2014 19:28. Posts 460 | | |
once a man but tastes the nectar of the gods, he is forever enslaved by a yearning to return to them
stay strong, young neilly |
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AndrewSong   United States. Jan 21 2014 20:10. Posts 2355 | | |
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LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jan 22 2014 02:20. Posts 15163 | | |
| On January 21 2014 12:37 Joeingram1 wrote:
hahaha
what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables? |
First of all he makes videos. a lot. And has a PGC thread frequently updated - always easy to get his thoughts.
Second of all he plays. a lot. like every day you can watch him mass table NL1K and see that what he says works right away. Unlike pretty much any coach out there.
Third, he is one of the believers in the thought process that considers 1. villain range (including dynamics etc.) 2. Their own range incl. blockers etc. 3. Only then their own 2 cards that fall withing step 2 - something I am aspiring to do and that I believe is correct for any stake on any limit (AKA for poker) as you can use that to be pure exploitative or balanced as needed.
Fourth, when I asked him who are his buddies and who he talks strategy the most with is Longple - a fellow LPer who I have a stalker file on too (weirdo alert?)
Ye so pretty much he's the player I'm the most obsessed in poker about in a totally gay way since yours truly Talented Tom who's stalker file I still review pretty much every month ?:D |
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KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. Jan 22 2014 02:29. Posts 1687 | | |
| On January 22 2014 01:20 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
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On January 21 2014 12:37 Joeingram1 wrote:
hahaha
what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables? |
First of all he makes videos. a lot. And has a PGC thread frequently updated - always easy to get his thoughts.
Second of all he plays. a lot. like every day you can watch him mass table NL1K and see that what he says works right away. Unlike pretty much any coach out there.
Third, he is one of the believers in the thought process that considers 1. villain range (including dynamics etc.) 2. Their own range incl. blockers etc. 3. Only then their own 2 cards that fall withing step 2 - something I am aspiring to do and that I believe is correct for any stake on any limit (AKA for poker) as you can use that to be pure exploitative or balanced as needed.
Fourth, when I asked him who are his buddies and who he talks strategy the most with is Longple - a fellow LPer
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lol FYP for no weirdo alert |
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Jan 22 2014 08:56. Posts 8918 | | |
Shame you didnt make a profit, would have been even cooler story bro :d |
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Rande   Finland. Jan 22 2014 10:11. Posts 181 | | |
LOL, gotta love u man (no gay)!
Laughed better than for 99,9% of all rofl threads.
Just cant get the image out of my head of a sparrow flying with eagles in great harmony...
Magnificent tale!
ps. It was your luck that u didnt conquer a buyin there at the gates of heaven, because that would have ended in great misery by you going broke in a blink of time.
One does not simply get 1k$ in a single hand and returns to NL16 in a humble manner. |
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