>tfw

Earlier, I had 98s utg and decided to raise it 3 blinds, figuring any implied odds I get on the flop would be good due to some big stacks on the table. (200-300bb) I get two calls. Flop gives me a straight flush draw. I bet out 12 blinds. Again, two calls. Turn comes, I bank a little, then check my straight. Next person bets out 30 blinds, with the person behind him going all in. I snap call, and the next person snap calls. I show my straight, next person shows AA, next person shows a set. River comes out: quads. Fuck me.

I can't stop laughing.

whats >tfw mean

THAT FEEL WHEN BACK DOORED BY A STRAIGHT WHEN I RAISED PRE AND HE ONLY HAD POCKET FOURS FUCK YEAH
fuck this is like three an hour now for this week jesus

I play because it puts money in my pocket and pays bills. Fucking hard to get a job with my degree where I live. (Business degree).

Gonna move to a bigger city if I don't get in the military within the next 8 months. So I can get a real job.

Fuck Poker. Wish I never discovered this fucking game.

edit - certain as fuck I'm the micro stake champ of all time at 6m. and that's embarrassing to admit. Win win win win win win, CASH OUT. DRINK HARD. repeat. Sometimes more winning, sometimes more drinking. Always more uselessness.

Actually, there's one other micro grinder who I think is a part of lp (forget his name) whose pretty damn rock solid and hard to play against. I forget his name at the moment (drinking atm).

fucking poker.

Gone are the days I used to be the nl50 champ

TBH, I hope lemon hits it big. That guy puts in a fuckton of work. He deserves it more than most of us.

I'm liking Trav's work ethic though. Dislike him posting bad beats, but shit, we all did that back in the day.

xicolas is pretty solid too. This is inspiring me to make a micro thread.

another edit - totally making this thread tomorrow when I'm making more sense.

On April 08 2014 02:55 devon06atX wrote: I'm liking Trav's work ethic though. Dislike him posting bad beats, but shit, we all did that back in the day.

You have no fucking idea how much I appreciate this

I love getting stuck by a raised q6o utg that was reraised twice preflop. At least three an hour lol.

free 30 buy in too ugh why can't i ever have a good day when i have a ticket for these? fuckign computer has something wrong with it out of fucking nowhere and wants to keep restarting every two minutes. now im almost in the shove or fold... and i was just 4th place FUCK. why do people honestly expect to get lucky to flop the nut flush?

like what goes throough someones head when they pick up q6o utg? "Oh, well, I'm beat by any ace, king, almost any queen, and I'll be beat by 9-j if those fall and they pair up. I need to flop the flush or a boat to win this hand. This is the smartest hand I've ever played, can't wait to double up." "MOM, this fucking idiot actually raised with AA PREFLOP AHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING MORON!!! HE SHOULD KNOW IMMA FLOP THE NUTS!!"

SOMEONE WHO FOLDED
JUST WON THE FUCKING POT
THEY WERE FOLDED
AND WEREN'T IN THE HAND
AND WHEN I WENT TO SHOW THE WINNING HAND
THEY TOOK THE POT DOWN
AFTER HAVING FOLDED PRE
WHAT THE FUCK

Welp, I'm done with online tournies. I just can't believe that someone actually took a pot down... WITHOUT BEING IN THE FUCKING HAND.

holy shit I'm a drunken idiot sometimes.

insert red face

nvm it finally fucking updated with the CORRECT information
ffs bovada...