Then it'd be perfectly acceptable for me to go on a massive bitch tirade about how microstakes is just a variance fest and how everyone just shoves over each other preflop and it's nearly impossible to have consistent wins because everyone's range is infinite.
But I like to think I'm more composed than that, so here's a video of Ronald McDonald murdering the fuck out of a bunch of people.
Edit: none of this is true. I just sucked real bad at time of posting. Suck less now and will suck even less in future ^^