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doctorstu Australia. Jul 03 2017 12:29. Posts 362 | | |
Walked in the door after 13 hours covering the general medical wards and say hi to my gf Sonya.
Sonya: "How was cover?"
Me: "Quiet, I only saw 1 patient in 13 hours and they died"
Sonya: "Fuck"
Me: "Yeah, they have end-stage interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. I got called to set up the clonazepam infusion because he was end-of-life care and he was pretty agitated. Spent 40 minutes on the phone to palliative setting up the pump. Last 30 seconds of the phone call and the nurse tapped my shoulder to tell me not to worry, he'd stop breathing".
Sonya: "Whoah, fuck"
Me: "Yeah it was pretty full on"
Sonya: "Do you know what this means?"
Me: "? what"
Sonya: "PERFECT K/D ratio!"
Sometimes terrible humor is the only thing that can cheer you up after an awful on-call. Thankfully she's the master of dark humor.
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dnagardi Hungary. Jul 04 2017 17:25. Posts 1777 | | | |
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PuertoRican United States. Jul 04 2017 21:08. Posts 13127 | | |
I had to Google K/D ratio.
If you're into RTS games like Starcraft, you probably won't be familiar with K/D. |
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