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Daut  United States. Jan 21 2007 12:19. Posts 8955 | | |
So last night me and a few guys went out to this bar. It sucked so we left soon after. As we're walking home, we get pretty hungry because you know its like 2 am and we're drunk and you just need to go stuff your face with something, might as well be a delicious sandwich.
So on the way home we go into jimmy john's, this sandwich place. My 2 buddies each order a sandwich. Im looking over the menu and my eyes come across the gargantuan. here is the description of it:
| | This sandwich was invented by Jimmy John's brother Huey. It's huge enough to feed the hungriest of all humans! Tons of genoa salami, sliced smoked ham, capicola, roast beef, turkey & provolone, jammed into one of our homemade french buns then smothered with onions, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & our homemade italian dressing. |
what a fucking massive sandwich, the workers told me there was over a pound of meat on it, so the sandwich was probably at least 1.5 pounds including the lettuce, tomato, bread and condiments. so we sit down to eat and im mowing down my sandwich like none other. I sort of took a deep breath about 2/3 the way through and my buddy Georger looks at me and goes I bet you I could eat 3 of those in one sitting. Obviously im like SIDEBET!!!
Since Georger had already eaten a sandwich, we had to make the bet 2 more sandwiches. I gave him 3:1 odds on a 20 dollar bet and he got to take a shit before he started. However, he had to finish both sandwiches in 25 minutes and he couldnt puke for an hour. He's a big guy, like 6'0 320, but I still thought it was a good bet because all the Jimmy John's workers were screaming YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAN and it took me a while to finish that sandwich.
so we start the bet at 2:37, i set an alarm on my phone for 3:00 meaning the 2 minute warning for him. He fucking sat there with a fork demolishing the sandwiches. Things werent looking good for me when he finished the first sandwich at 2:46. I thought he would slow up as I saw him give a few deep breaths and stretches but the man just kept going and finished at 2:58. i scowled and said "I'm tired and going to bed", so i threw 60 dollars down on the table and start walking to my room. Then to add insult to injury my fucking phone alarm starts going off reminding me of how badly I was destroyed. I went to bed angry at myself for making a food bet against a fat man.
So I wake up this morning and georger is obviously feeling like shit, but he wanted to go to best buy to spend my money on a bunch of movies, so I tagged along and ended up buying the whole fucking store. I spent 310 dollars on fucking movies. Here's what i got:
the wire season 1, prison break season 1, the godfather 1, layer cake, gladiator, fight club, magnolia, city of god, robocop/terminator double feature (awesome purchase baby), true lies, braveheart, saving private ryan. ong bak (that tony ja thai warrior movie), american history x, donnie darko and scarface. I'm pretty happy with my purchase.
But now I have the worst bad beat of all time. Nothing in the world pisses me off more than removing those fucking secure labels from the new dvd box. why would the fucking dvd distributors find the need to not only throw the celophane wrapping on the dvd but also put the annoying secure label which takes like 20 minutes to remove on there. Nobody is going to fucking change the movie thats inside, thats what the wrapping is for. At least make those things easier to remove, I dont want to have to spend like 2 hours opening my fucking movies up. it irritates me to no end.
oh actually there is one thing i hate more than that. THE NEW STARS BUY CHIPS BOX OMFG. It's fucking the most annoying thing of all time. Look at this piece of shit:
fucking, when you reload or buy in, you have to click INSIDE THE LITTLE CIRCLE. you cant even click the line. whats worse is you cant press up and then press enter, it doesnt work. so rigged and annoying, i hope PS comes out with a patch and 1984s this thing and I can pretend like it never happened.
ok time to shower and get ready for some football baby. id like to see a pats/saints super bowl but i suspect it will be colts/bears. oh well whatever, the jets are playing golf right now so who really gives a shit what happens as long as i get to see good games and maybe rex grossman suffering a broken collar bone.
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newbie.cjb United States. Jan 21 2007 12:24. Posts 3096 | | | |
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TimDawg United States. Jan 21 2007 12:25. Posts 10197 | | |
it'll be colts vs saints and colts will take it down |
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Matt98568 United States. Jan 21 2007 12:29. Posts 2391 | | |
Your bankroll is huge as hell it might not matter but at barnes and noble the books store they are doing a 2 for 1 box set deal on all tv shows until the end of the month. If you want a good laugh pick up "fresh prince" and "sanford and son". All the seasons are good in both shows I picked up 2 seasons of each and payed $60 total that I got and laughed the entire time I watched them. |
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nicksson Sweden. Jan 21 2007 12:44. Posts 4662 | | |
I wonder if anyone has more money than you on their ps account |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jan 21 2007 13:15. Posts 14026 | | |
as a baller, you should hire someone to click in the circle for you. |
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| | I went to bed angry at myself for making a food bet against a fat man. |
lol |
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PoorUser United States. Jan 21 2007 14:04. Posts 7472 | | |
for christmas my mom got me a dvd box opener
you can slide it and it autorips off those fucking labels
best gift ever |
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Logiabs~ Colombia. Jan 21 2007 15:16. Posts 9133 | | | |
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dronebabo United States. Jan 21 2007 16:53. Posts 736 | | |
seriously i thought the same thing about that new chip box. so frustrating |
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RiKD United States. Jan 22 2007 06:23. Posts 9061 | | |
the gargantuan is quite the sandwich. i always went w/ a couple of sorry charlies or bootlegger clubs though. |
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Floofy Canada. Jan 22 2007 10:46. Posts 8708 | | |
this reload circle thing i agree is really stupid and annoying no clue why they add this |
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Verbloten Australia. Jan 22 2007 16:26. Posts 1889 | | |
dude - how can you leave that much cash in your online BR - are you insured?? I'd be keeping that shit in fort knox if i was you - and leaving maybe 80 buyins - 400k online. you don't want that shit to get hacked up man... |
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n0rthf4ce United States. Jan 23 2007 17:31. Posts 8119 | | |
| | On January 22 2007 05:23 RiKD wrote:
the gargantuan is quite the sandwich. i always went w/ a couple of sorry charlies or bootlegger clubs though. |
ALL ABOUT THE ROAST BEEF BABY~
HUNTER'S CLUB FTW |
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it seems like pokerstars listens - you can click the line to reload now. |
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Balzamon Sweden. Feb 04 2007 06:32. Posts 2868 | | |
Isnt there tons of better ways to invest a large part of your BR than having it there with zero interest? |
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