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Theres much controversy around the use of the electronic voting machines in the US. There were many many problems pointed out due to unsecure software, easily hackable machines. However, all these hacks were done in a test environment where the company supplied a machine.
Well they really screwed up this time!
Diebold placed a a real, actual picture of their master key, which opens all Diebold voting machines, on their website.
They felt people couldn't make a duplicate with just the picture. They were wrong.
Diebold has problems. Video as well
I found this thing quite funny. Most should know about the Rosie O'Donnel & Trump slugfest.
Rosies First Contact
Since the image didn't work in my previous post (massive bandwith use I guess) I'll rehost it on photobucket. Its not like that many people visit my blog anyways so that won't be a problem.
This was the picture of Microsoft Vista getting owned before it was released to stores.
And if that wasn't enough, heres some Sex related jokes:
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation
at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's
reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think
Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be
myself."
--Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are
just grateful."
--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jan 24 2007 20:32. Posts 14026 | | |
| | I'll rehost it on photobucket. Its not like that many people visit my blog anyways so that won't be a problem. |
Your blog is one of my favourites, keep it up 
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tae-g United States. Jan 24 2007 22:38. Posts 1782 | | |
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
loved that one 
Awesome blog. Funny jokes and content |
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lucifer Sweden. Jan 25 2007 10:56. Posts 5955 | | |
I like the vista.
reminds me of good ole day.
windows xp corp devils own in front of the countdown sign with like 20 days left |
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