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lil.sis   China. Feb 27 2007 20:04. Posts 1343
so i stopped playing for a long time and haven't really felt the desire to start again, all-in all i've logged maybe 6 or 7k hands in february. i only play when i feel like playing which is surprisingly less often than usual. i decided to play 50 since i was fed up of 25 even though i was slightly underrolled (15 buy-ins) and luckily ive been running red hot for the past two days. i can only pray to lee that my luck continues.

the girl i was trying to date turned out to be an annoying superficial bitch. i had no idea women could suck so much. but then again she's a rich long island jew. i.e., the antithesis of a poor texan catholic. we had no chemistry. to think i wasted my time at the museum.

"i love pollock. i can really see how he became part of his paintings"

"yeah he's pretty awesome" (wtf is this ugly shit?)

I dont want to talk about art. Art is not funny. Art is not interesting.

so if you read a couple of posts ago (the post titled "drunk" i mentioned meeting a chick at the bar who was really cool and had a nice attitude, not particularly good looking but i enjoyed spending time with her. well it turns out she is good friends with one of my best friend's girlfriend, and i made a good impression on her too so ship it. set up a coffee date for friday, tentatively.

the only thing that bothers me is that she's having knee surgery tomorrow. and if i've learned anything from poker it's this:

beware the limper



pollock sucks and his work is shit. art lovers suck my nuts.

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Refrain[FriZ]   Canada. Feb 27 2007 20:17. Posts 1395

dude i went to the MOMA (museum of modern art) in New York City and Pollock's art kicks ASS in real life yo
plus all the hot chicks crowd around his paintings so it's like eye candy to the max

Click the mouse, lose the house. 

dronebabo   United States. Feb 27 2007 21:50. Posts 736

fucking preach it brotha glad to see you are back


tae-g   United States. Feb 27 2007 22:58. Posts 1782

"beware the limper"

Thanks. That made me laugh out loud.

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

 



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