I bought a stethoscope

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PokerDoc88 Australia. Mar 02 2007 03:24. Posts 3527

Today, amongst other things, I bought a stethoscope. It cost $100, and I have no clue how to use it, but I guess one day it may save some ones life (and make me a rich man). If any one has ever used one, they'd probably agree with me that they're pretty cool. First time you ever put the earpieces in and tap the diaphragm is a massive shock: It's so god damn loud! I'm going to have to keep it hidden though because my friend wants to use it to auscultate his balls (I don't think balls make noise). There is no freakin way that my stethoscope is going anywhere near his gross sweaty balls!

In poker related issues, I finally (well, over 1/2 a month XD) built up a bankroll to $500 which I shall use to move to $25NL and continue crushing donkeys.

I'm starting my first session right now, I'm currently up 1 buyin to some donkey who check-checked his flopped nut-straight and let me runner runner a boat. Also I had to split a pot against some guy who I had drawing dead, he had precisely 2 outs to split. And I've received AJs 3 times in the span of a minute, and been check-raised every single time I c-betted the flop...so there goes half a buyin.

Perhaps the most interesting (or freaky =P) part of todays post is saved till last. Yesterday we had an anatomy prac in the dissection labs, so we got to perform a dissection of the thoracic wall. It was pretty damn cool, but really really messy. I'll spare you guys the gory details, but basically we cut through the rib cage, removed it, poked around a bit and then cut out the lungs to look at. Lungs look pretty damn spongy and cool!

Peace out guys, its back to poker for me!

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Muhweli Finland. Mar 02 2007 04:10. Posts 10663

lol stethoscopements

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kantoiki Australia. Mar 02 2007 05:54. Posts 3818

actually, would it be that horrible to see if different parts of my body made sounds.

I'm sure eventually you'll get drunk and do it yourself, i'll just wait for the results

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.

Baalim Mexico. Mar 02 2007 06:20. Posts 34286

rofl the balls

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Verbloten Australia. Mar 02 2007 06:39. Posts 1889

rofl listeningtothesoundofkantoiki'ssweatyballsaments

sick

btw unless u r a luckbox poker sucks fucking arse GG

Verbloten Australia. Mar 02 2007 06:43. Posts 1889

roberta flack - killing me softly - fuckingyehbaby!