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Daut    United States. Mar 28 2007 09:42. Posts 8955
So I got a chat warning from FTP.


A few nights ago, I was railing aba vs durrrr hu, and I saw someone in the chat type I JUST FARTED BLOOD

I thought this was hysterical, so me and a few friends just started going crazy in the chatroom. The next day a chat warning from FTP shows up in my mailbox.



 
Hello Ryan,

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

2007-03-26:
WOMEN AT THE POKER TABLE MAKE ME FART
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE SPATULA? IM ABOUT TO POOP A CHICKEN CASSEROLE
I LOST SOMETHING IN MY ANUS
I THINK MY BUTT ATE MY FLASH LIGHT

Please be advised that future infractions of this nature may cause your
chat privileges to be revoked for an extended period; repeated
infractions may result in the permanent suspension of your chat
privileges.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

Carolina
Full Tilt Poker Support




What am i 5 years old? I was a little shocked that I got a chat warning for saying words like poop butt and fart. I assumed those were ok since thats basically the entire vocabulary of a 4 year old and you can say them on cable TV without consequence. I sent an email back saying "admit it, you laughed" and didnt get a response. I guess this is no laughing matter.



So I had a bit of a bad run the past few weeks. Still up around 105k from 25/50 this year, but been doing bad in PLO, and down about 65k from my peak at 25/50. I wasnt running so well and didnt feel like I was playing my best at all. So I decided to play lower stakes for a bit. I've been playing mainly 3/6 6max on stars, and i love it. the players are just awful and I am doing very well there the past 2 weeks (up about 10k ish in 12k ish hands, pretty sad that I was down 5k there to begin with)



And wtf is wrong with me at 10/20 6max. Everytime I play there i just get demolished. The first thing im going to do is get the 5/10 full ring into the green, then im going to start working on that 10/20 6max and figure out what the hell im doing wrong there, cause thats just pathetic.


No paint today boys and girls.

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ggplz   Sweden. Mar 28 2007 09:48. Posts 16784

gj

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

FlopedtheJoint   Canada. Mar 28 2007 15:33. Posts 518

Nazimods..

I am el gringo 

TalentedTom    Canada. Mar 28 2007 16:55. Posts 20070

gimme da moniez

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

TalentedTom    Canada. Mar 28 2007 16:56. Posts 20070

ill give you 5-stars if you stop sabotaging my blog

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

Bejamin1   Canada. Mar 28 2007 22:16. Posts 7042

5 stars for tom!

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Mar 29 2007 01:15. Posts 1217

isnt NL2K SH at pokerstars the toughest games of all net?

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

 



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