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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 04 2007 13:28. Posts 7292 | | |
"LOL Donkaments" ... the phrase just says it all. I have respect for tournaments players (for the most part) as what they do can be extremely stressful at times. With that said, it's time to rip on this one moron. May I direct your attention to Team USA's captain AppSt2004. Oh? You didn't know he was the captain of Team USA? And the #6 ranked tournament player in 2005 on all of PokerStars? Let's take a closer look:
link: http://www.pokerstars.com/wcp/event/
AppSt2004 (Captain) - USA Team Captain, Joe Harwell, has run his own real estate business since leaving college. Joe's only been playing 4 years but has plenty of live tournament experience, playing 3 events of last year's WSOP. Joe is one of the top US players in PokerStars TLB rankings, rated the 4th best US player for 2005, and 6th placed in the world.
Ok so I'm playing my 1/2 session this morning, running like total shit (I'll probably post another list of hands in the Hand Discussion later for people to look over), and Mr. Harwell is sitting to my right at one of my tables. Getting right to the point, this happens to me:
Submitted by : JonnyCosMo
POKERSTARS GAME #9249272538: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/04/04 - 14:44:41 (ET)
Table 'Dido III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TaTaTunes ($189 in chips)
Seat 2: xEDGEKIDx ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: solo_kh ($287.60 in chips)
Seat 4: AppSt2004 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: Mir1000 ($31 in chips)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo ($223.05 in chips)
xEDGEKIDx: posts small blind $1
solo_kh: posts big blind $2
Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo  
AppSt2004: raises $4 to $6
Mir1000: calls $6
JonnyCosMo: calls $6
TaTaTunes: folds
xEDGEKIDx: calls $5
solo_kh: folds
Flop (Pot : $26)
  
xEDGEKIDx: checks
AppSt2004: bets $4
Mir1000: calls $4
JonnyCosMo: raises $20 to $24
xEDGEKIDx: folds
AppSt2004: raises $20 to $44
Mir1000: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $20
Turn (Pot : $118)
AppSt2004: bets $50
JonnyCosMo: raises $123.05 to $173.05 and is all-in
AppSt2004: calls $100 and is all-in
River (Pot : $464.1)
Showdown
AppSt2004: shows   (three of a kind, Jacks)
JonnyCosMo: mucks hand
AppSt2004 collected $415 from pot
Summary
Total pot $418 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: TaTaTunes (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: xEDGEKIDx (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: solo_kh (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: AppSt2004 showed and won ($415) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: Mir1000 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo mucked
Having no previous information on this player, I thought stacking off with a set of 3's was alright. Am I wrong to think so? If you think I am you can start playing tournaments with this moron too. So I get stacked, reload, play on, whatever. Then this idiot says the following:
AppSt2004: 33 no good obv
JonnyCosMo: ???
AppSt2004: treys are into the muck, gg
JonnyCosMo: are you kidding?
AppSt2004: thanks for the coin.
JonnyCosMo: rofl fish, i hope your not serious...
AppSt2004: obv 33 no good
JonnyCosMo: obv your a card rack
AppSt2004: you just called team usa's captain a fish, your funny.
He then proceeds to think that he owned me? He goes off for 30 minutes on why I play bad, and how he's god's gift to the game. Like... wtf? So what moron, you stacked me once on a total cooler and you think you're good!?! Like, the only way he gets any money into that pot is if I have a set of 3's or 2's. He played that hand like your standard tournament fish, minrais, minraise, minraise. I feel like I got dumber from reading what this moron had to say to me. Ok sorry, had to vent that... very frustrating after being up 3 buy-ins and ending your session down 2.5 buyins. Seriously, I'm not smiling 
EDIT: Ok I'm smiling again 
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DooMeR United States. Apr 04 2007 13:32. Posts 8559 | | |
this guy is horrible he plays fullring too and hes godjesusdamn bad |
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shove 72o postlfop vs him and show him |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 04 2007 13:42. Posts 7292 | | |
LOL, it's like wtf... I run so bad right now and I'm getting beat up. Leave me the fuck alone |
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LOL DONKAMENTS.
As if someone except Daut would ever fold a set on such a dry board. |
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ggplz Sweden. Apr 04 2007 14:10. Posts 16784 | | |
'thanks for the coin' LOL |
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YoMeR United States. Apr 04 2007 14:26. Posts 12438 | | |
you ship it like i ship it baby. |
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SKoT United States. Apr 04 2007 15:04. Posts 1768 | | | |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 04 2007 15:22. Posts 1314 | | |
captain of team USA and he lacks proper poker edict? doesnt make sense |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 04 2007 15:49. Posts 4636 | | |
| | On April 04 2007 14:04 SKoT wrote:
wow what a fag |
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D_Zoo Canada. Apr 04 2007 16:05. Posts 4013 | | |
want me to beat him up 4 u johnny? due to my love of ur sexy boyish charm and Lyric's avator |
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D_Zoo Canada. Apr 04 2007 16:09. Posts 4013 | | |
oh and btw u prolly know this but something i learned from years of psychotic monkey tilt coupled with steroid induced serial killer testerone levels, is that 'tilting' in chat but playing ur A game vs a guy after this is always a good way to go and as long as u dont get coolered and he stays ull win it back. Its something that GOD (talented tom) taught me. and yes if he leaves the table with my money i hunt him down using the search feature every second im playing from that day on. |
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FrinkX United States. Apr 04 2007 17:14. Posts 7562 | | |
hes rly bad
he used to play a bunch of 2/4 hu next time he sits ill go have some fun |
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PokerDoc88 Australia. Apr 04 2007 20:52. Posts 3527 | | |
lol wtf $4 into a 4way pot...hahahahahaha. if only some one had the diamonds and stacked him LOL |
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