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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 24 2007 08:00. Posts 7292 | | |
LOLOL First I will start this blog by saying that Myth you fucking missed an excellent night of drunken fun yo~ I hope it was worth getting pwned at Live Donkaments. So we went bowling after dinner at some Mexican place ( I lost the credit card roulette, soooo standard, Lyric runs like God, more on this later). So we go to bowling, and I'm like obv the best bowler there, all these euro noobs are bowling straight at the pins and I'm like LOL? Your gonna get owned boys! Wait.... So I bowl my first frame and realize ZOMG the ball doesn't curve!?! There is just so my oil and slickness on the ball that I can put infinite amounts of spin on it and it just doesnt curve!!! OMG BAD BEATS MAN!
So somehow I bowl the lowest score out of anyone the first game, trying to figure out how to shoot straight down the middle because it litterally is a fucking bad beat in the asshole parts (Yes that means Daut and his noob ass bending over and closing his eyes beats me, and Lyric's luck sacked broken thumb beats me). Team California + PCA Winner is down -$100 each after Round 1. We play a $50 per player game and Team California + PCA Winner starts running like GOD the first 5 frames. LIKE OMG LYRIC RUNS SO GOOD, HE ROLLS THE BALL AT 1MPH AND KNOCKS EM ALL DOWN YO. But in the shadows Nazgul somehow whips out his best game ever or some shit and bowls a 185 (Newb shit yo~~ see this is me on a semi-decent day in California
Ship that shit Naz and Mig, YOU SEE THAT PWNAGE?
So we end up losing $150 each, whatever... CosMo is now down -$350 on the night before Spearmint Rhino... oh no. We get to the Rhino after a round of drinks at the bar, and we meet Daut's friend Martine23. Total baller yo~ so we get a private seating area in the back and get mad liqours and get totally taken to value city by their waiters. Then some asian chick comes over and sits on my lap. Tells me I'm cute and she likes my smile. Thanks babe, FrinkX says the same thing. But she has boobs and an ass like you wouldn't believe, and like whispered in my ear to come in the VIP back room with her. So I was like sure, lets go, then the VIP guy was like $400 bucks for an hour yo~ so I'm like uh sure yo~, and we went to a couch yo~, and she danced for like 5 mins, and then she gave me a massage for like 5 mins, then we talked for like an hour and I found out WE WENT TO THE SAME FUCKING SKOOL MAN! Now I'm not sure if this was a total hustle or what, she might really study her geography well, but fuck man, she knew everything in the Bay Area. Like, I got sooooo check-raised value stacked all-in by this chick. It was sick. So I got out of that room dropping like a lil over $450ish LMAO I'm such a fuckin fish.
Want to know my conversation with the stripper?
Stripper: "Hey your cute, I'm a stripper!"
CosMo: "Hey you look like my sister, I'm a poker player!"
Stripper: "Oh cool, how do you like poker?"
CosMo: "It's cool, how do you like getting max value from me in this back room"
Stripper: "It's totally cool dude, I like check-raised you all-in with the nuts because I know your some aggro donk that value bets any river if you think you have anywhere close to the best hand"
CosMo: "Good read, I'm so owned  "
6:00am bitches, I'm writing this shit. Dedication to you LPers. Myth just came in the room and got hustled worse than I did! LOL MYTH'S LAST BLOG POST IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. Ok Goodnight ladies. GG me
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MayZerG United Kingdom. Apr 24 2007 08:13. Posts 2123 | | |
LMFAO.... good read man  |
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Red9 Canada. Apr 24 2007 08:17. Posts 7447 | | | |
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Loco Canada. Apr 24 2007 08:29. Posts 20967 | | |
Johnny in entourage never pays for pussy. |
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ggplz Sweden. Apr 24 2007 08:35. Posts 16784 | | | |
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FoolsPlay Canada. Apr 24 2007 08:40. Posts 1335 | | |
JONNYCOSMO
GOT A GREAT UMS FOR US TO BET ON
BASKETBALL FOR BANKROLLS? |
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ggplz Sweden. Apr 24 2007 08:44. Posts 16784 | | |
danger: gambling on broodwar ruins lives
plz gamble responsilby |
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Ket  United Kingdom. Apr 24 2007 08:49. Posts 8665 | | |
that bowling score is fking sick, how long have u been playing for? inspires me to try and get good at something else than poker |
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[vital]Myth United States. Apr 24 2007 08:58. Posts 12159 | | |
yo
i made an immaculate read + perfect bluff @ 2/5. on river, guy checks and i shove, knowing he no longer thinks his hand is good (he check/raised the turn, and then started pleading with me that he would show his hand if i folded. i immediately knew he didn't like it anymore and thought that i could best get a fold on the river, plus i had a 12 out draw anyway). so on the river, he checks and i shove ez. he goes into the tank and is grimacing because it's like $350 more into a pot of $450 on a K8723 board. i realize he has king jack or king ten, so i re-employ his previous empathy to use it against him. he had been offering to show me his hand on the turn, so i smiled at him a bit, with a look of sympathy, and said "agh, you have like king jack or something? ". he shakes his head and says, "wow, you're fucking amazing. i'll pay you off. nice hand" and he puts in the rest of his stack and holds his cards over the muck, waiting for me to show, 100% certain he has just lost the pot. in astonishment, i muck my cards and he turns over king jack. he literally could not believe what had happened. he was looking around the table at everyone, confused, and another guy was just staring at me, like, "wtf sick.......??? wow"
... gg lol i am such an idiot. perfect play in theory and still SO far from good in practice. i should try thinking sometimes mb?
however, i got the # of the dealer i like @ mandalay. she said we should get together when i'm back out for the summer. SO sick. |
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pinbaLL Sweden. Apr 24 2007 09:13. Posts 7243 | | | |
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Red9 Canada. Apr 24 2007 09:16. Posts 7447 | | |
shouldntve commented maybe hed muck |
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RiKD United States. Apr 24 2007 10:37. Posts 8922 | | |
lol, cosmo, when i was at the rhyno i got a lapdance from a super hot asian which followed about the same convo. she also remarkably went to school about 30 min south of where i went to school except i went to school in ohio. maybe we got hustled by the most studious stripper of all time, or maybe she is some sick genius that enjoys coke more than school or something. tbh, if it's the latter she probably makes more at rhino than any other job she could get. |
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CirCa Canada. Apr 25 2007 01:39. Posts 1249 | | |
lmao... $450 to talk to the chick for 50 minuteS? and a small dance and massage for the other 10?
wowwoowowwowowowwo... |
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Johnny this blog gets better and better with each day.
I hope that stripper was massaging the good part.. |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 25 2007 23:32. Posts 1314 | | |
its just way too easy to get hustled in vegas........you never see it till u have already been hustled |
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