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lil.sis China. Jun 13 2007 16:48. Posts 1343

i woke up this morning to the intestinal vengeance of 8 beers and a whataburger midnight snack. i sat on the toilet for what felt like ages before finally passing a big greasy log. sweet relief.

but wait, what is this? out of toilet paper?!

i reach above my head and back into the cabinet, without looking, to retrieve another roll of toilet paper. en route, my arm brushes against my deodorant. it wobbles, tips, and falls.

i would say between my naked ass and the seat, we had a good 80% of the water covered. of course, my deodorant somehow manages to magically soar over my head and between my legs before landing with a satisfying splash next to my colossal greasy shit.

little did i know that this mornings bathroom experience foreshadowed this afternoon's poker experience.

ive come to a conclusion, and that is that God wants me to play NL 25 forever. Whenever I move down to 25, I do really well, and crush the stakes. At NL 50, the players are almost identical, yet as soon as I move up my roll starts sliding back down. stagnation is the name of the game.

i think if i played more it wouldn't be such an issue. I mean, playing 15k hands per month is fine but it doesnt exactly rake in the big bucks.

i feel that i'm playing fine and the limit is beatable. there's just nothing i can do without cards, you know?

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[x] Kill self

Last edit: 13/06/2007 17:09

ggplz Sweden. Jun 13 2007 17:10. Posts 16784

haha i love the intro

keep at it dude, try to play 2k hands per day.. thats 60k hands per month and 2k hands is like 2 hours 8 tabling 6max fast tables =o

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

dronebabo United States. Jun 13 2007 17:38. Posts 736

hahahaha what the fuck man how did you get that shit out :D

lil.sis China. Jun 13 2007 17:43. Posts 1343

how do you think i got it out? i had to grab it with my fucking hand it was amazing

[x] Kill self

dronebabo United States. Jun 13 2007 17:46. Posts 736

did you smell your hand after

Loco Canada. Jun 13 2007 17:47. Posts 20967

LOLLLLL

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

Sheitan Canada. Jun 13 2007 17:51. Posts 4217

When a day starts like this, you know you should go back to bed and wait till the next day.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

ggplz Sweden. Jun 13 2007 19:00. Posts 16784

On June 13 2007 16:51 Sheitan wrote:
When a day starts like this, you know you should go back to bed and wait till the next day.

greasy

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

Ja hunta United States. Jun 13 2007 20:31. Posts 1329

lmfao.... haha 80% covered but some how it found its way in lmao kinda like poker huh lmao

Badman nu fren bomboclaat fisshh

dronebabo United States. Jun 14 2007 00:53. Posts 736

hey you arent on aim anymore
and your msn blocks all contacts or something? i added u (shiskibab ROFLZ) doesnt show u are online tho