Beat: Got Tased

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SKoT United States. Sep 28 2007 11:27. Posts 1768

aight ima do this byrnesam coz hes full on baller and deserves his recognition

so night starts off like a bangin' thirsty thursday with me sippin' on some patron, not really just shitty vodka but w/e i drink makes the bitches go wild so i call it whatever the fuck i want. anyway bunch of dudes not cool so we bounce over to this dudes apartment

while there couple bitches show up and i spit the usual intro game to just set the pussy up coz they all want it u just gotta know how to take it from em. meantime im destroying beer pong and everyone's like asking for tips and shit and i shrug it off like a gangsta should and tell them to read my fuckin book and stop groveling like bitches.

got some fly hunnie's numbers there but its like obv and they just wish they could get a callback but no dice cept this one bitch who was like mega smokin def going to try to get into that

anyway we decide to mega crew shift to another party but as soon as we show up its like full on shitty music and stupid fucks so we ofc make the party non shitty for like half an hour but decide to gtfo coz fuck faggots who cant fucking drink and have shitty couches.

by this time im getting pretty smashed but the fuck that was holding my booze in his backpack ditched like wtf so i had to call his ass down and i tracked him down in some other house

got my patron and two mega pulls to get the night right and start my game up with some new bitches(freshman obv) that just cant wait to get this seasoned dick

there for like an hour and a half but decide to bounce the fuck out and head over to a frat coz its like really cool we hear

get there and its like 20 people max which is cool but like we go into ba<x>sement and they have this awesome hookah and they are just going to town on it in this small ass room

oh and like 3 bitches in that room with 3 guys and they are all watching porn so its like pretty awkward to talk to them but w/e they pay the fuck attention when i talk

frat's coolish, we head back to apartment #1 and just chill for a while when dude busts out the taser. shit says 1,000,000 volts on it so you know its fking badass

it was like fucking huge like 3x the size of a normal taser but didnt faze a nigga like me i was just scared i was gunna break it coz im hard as fuck

get the good idea to tase eachother coz why the fuck not and so like i tell the dude to give it to me on the arm for like 2 seconds and he does and im like wtf not so long faggot and i get pissed coz it hurt and burned pretty bad

anyway he calms the fuck down and im all like "ok give it to me on the thigh but this time dont be a bitch about it and put your back into it sharon"

then he gets like mad i called him sharon but hes seriously a bitch so i dont care fuck him but he tases the fuck out of my leg for like 5 seconds and all my muscles fuck up and i clench up mega tight but still maintain my composure and when he stops im all like fucking do it already coz i made it seem like it did nuthin

pass out on couch obv and wake up semi hungover(forgot to drink water, beat #2) and have two burn marks on my arm and 4 huge ass burn/bruises on my thigh