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WilsWils Canada. Oct 08 2007 14:09. Posts 285 | | |
Hellooooooooooooooo fellow bloggers and LPer's! How do you do today? Earlier in my 2nd blog i talked about how i'd head out to the cas again after the stupid session earlier the previous day.
Let us begin
Me and my friend Leif, henceforth known as biggy smalls decided to hit up the cas on sunday, pre thanksgiving. (LOL CANADIAN THANKSGIVING). We stroll into the card room and immediately get ID'd (clearly we were seen as far too young to be as balla as we were) not once, not twice, but three times. We walk around the room surveying the variety of games, and take note of a these tables:
1.) 5/5 DC with sicko stacks of 10k+ chips
2.) 3/6 limit with dirty terrible casino degen grampa grinders.
3.) 1/2 NL tables with ALOT of young guns who surprisingly either play stupidly tight or stupidly loose. I mean, they dont even play with calculated aggression, its more like their thought process is
"HMMM, WELL I RECALL BACK ON THE WPT DVD I BORROWED FROM MY FRIEND AND WATCHED ON MY MOM'S DVD Pla<x>yer, THAT HASAN HABIB PUSHED ALL IN WITH K7o AND GOT PEOPLE TO FOLD, I GUESS HE MUST KNOW WHAT HES DOING SO I GUESS I CAN DO AN ALLSTAR PLAY TOO. LOL IM ALL IN"
"i call"
"FUK LOL O WELL I CAME 2 GAMBLE"
that's basically how it goes when you play with the high school guys who've just turned 18.
Anyways, me and biggy sign up for the young gun table and get seated after a 30 minute wait. We buy in for 250$ each ($$$$$$$$$BALLLIN$$$$$$$$$$$$) and proceed to set to work, having a % of each other's profit.
The first hour is mainly us just trying to get action started, straddling and re-straddling each time we can just cause we can. This was one of the most rainbow tables ive ever sat at (LOL GET IT REFERENCE TO A POKER BOARD), we had:
Seat 1: Biggy smalls
seat 2: Old white woman
seat 3: Old black guy
seat 4: Not quite as old, but just as black, black guy
seat 5: Young black guy, (may have been famous basketball pla<x>yer, or ex-con - his face was extremely familiar)
seat 6: Fatty white man, beer gut, bottlecap glasses
seat 7: Extremely suave and handsome asian man (me)
seat 8: Young gun #1
seat 9: Young gun #2
Ok. So now that all the table dynamics have been shown, ill start talking about memorable hands that happened
i ended up losing about a 100$ trying to semibluff on bigg-o draw boards , AsQs on a flush draw board and unable to hit etc, where as biggy was playing pretty tight and was chipping up nicely, nearly doubling his stack within an hour. Eventually, i stole a big pot with an ace high c/r on a stupidly dry board for 130$ ish or so to put me up a bit.
Next hand I straddle when it gets to me UTG, and we get a re-straddle and the pot starts building with 3 callers. I look down at 10c7c and pop it up to 25$ and get the 2 black guys calling.
Q K J rainbow. I check, and the other 2 check behind. Turn is the 6c giving me a possible club draw with an ace high straight. I put on my most serious face and go.
"50." sliding in a decent stack of reds. Old black man folds and young black man tanks for a while.
Now why would he tank, ladies and gents?
Taking a minute to call, i put him on a few things.
Q10, AJ, 1010. I figured i get push him off if he had taken this long to call, and if i bricked off on the river.
River was a harmless looking 3d , and i fire out 1/2
He giggles , says "i call" ( i had like 100 left or so) and tables A10 for the flopped straight.
i play goot
I went and reloaded and sat back with 250~ish.
A few hands later, there's a straddle on board and i look down at 89s , i complete as does a few others, but i take a look at old fat white man and he notice he was acting quite strange, almost as if he had some sort of poker elation, which i will explain later.
Biggy looks down at his cards and completes the straddle. Black man pops it up to 20$. suddenly, old white man calls. He had been playing extremely tight so i decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and folded with great implied and pot odds -________________-, young gun also completed the call on the 20$
Biggy , now i have played with him for a while so i knew he was huge (extremely solid / tight pla<x>yer, great for casino games). As he fished an entire stack of reds and slid them in the middle.
dealer "Re-raise, 80."
young gun calls the 80$ reraise, and immediately behind him old white guy makes it 200, double fisting his chips into 2 huge towers while shaking incredibly. I was like WOW HES SO NERVOUS HE MUST HAVE IT.
Biggy goes all in for 400, shoving over top.
Young gun complains and goes GOD HOW CAN I FOLD THIS, and mucks QQ. Old man, still completely shaking says, I CALL.
Biggy flips up AA ofc, while old man doesn't show. (See where im going with this? does this seem.....familiar?)
Board goes
Q 5 4
Turn
6
River
7
So at this point im like FUCK what if he hit that set of queens? everyone goes LOL NICE SHOW THE QUEENS
whiteman tables 58h for the runner straight.
HUK HUK. Biggy steams and walks it off by taking a couple laps around the casino, and reloads for 150. So sick. So much for us making a big payday -_-
Now at this time, this story continues with new blood. Seats 8/9 are replaced by DIFFERENT young guns, super annoying ones.
seat 8: SUPER LOUD ASIAN GUY WHO TALKED IN CAPS LOCK IRL. HE HAD IPOD HEADPHONES IN AND WOULD JUST FUCKING YELL LIKE THIS WHEN HE TALKED EVERY SINGLE TIME, IN ADDITION TO WHENEVER THERE WAS AN ALL IN HE'D GO ONE TIME, ONE TIME, ONE TIME DEALER LIKE IT WAS A TOURNEY ETC.
seat 9: his brown friend, looked like he was 13 and had aviator like non - sunglasses glasses. so weird.
They both bought in for the minimum 100$ and i prepared to feast on the shorties. hopefully.
I had the usual TAG-ish image, combination of the table being super , super loose and my seat being behind a tight whitey, but with loose people behind me -_-
ANYWAYS, one hand where LOUD ASIAN MAN showed his douchebaggery was this:
seat 3 pops it up to 20$ , 4/5/6 all call. everyone else folds to asian kid who looks down at his hand and starts whining. immediately. "AWWW fuck, why this hand? this is bullshit, god"
"i'm all in"
and throws his entire 100$ stack in. Obv seats 3-5 call and 6 folds, and the board is inconspicious to the rest of this story.
Asian kid ends up tabling AA and everyone sorta gawks at him for giving a speech then doing what he did. He starts complaining, very loudly ofc, MAN I WISH I HAD MORE MONEY THEN I COULD HAVE (weird odds math calculation). He gets yelled at by seat 3 who looks like he could eat him irl for breakfast, and immediately quiets down.
I finalyl end up getting tangled in a hand with asian guy, when i pop it up to 15$ after 4 limps before me with Kc9c
asian guy calls and so does old white man.
Flop
Ac 6d 7x
Pretty boring flop, but enough to represent some sort of possible hand. I fire out 40 and they both call.
Turn
3c
 LOL I MEANT TO WRITE I CHECK
Intresting, at this point i figure im beat. BUT- I know that asian guy does not have an ace. i know that much, just by the way he was playing the and and such. White man on the other hand, most likely had a weak ace. I checked hoping to figure out some way to take this pot away on the river if a face card popped out. They both checked behind.
River
2c
wham bam ty mam, ship the nut flush. Old man front bets 10$, trying to buy the pot by betting 1/15th of it clearly. I reach for a stack, slow down a bit and make it look like im thinking, and trying to raise an ace for value, OR making an outrageously weird bluff (it is casino after all, no one knows what someone's line would be and 90% are incapable of beyond 2nd level thinking), and i throw in 10 reds for a smallish reraise (relavent to pot) for 50$. Asian guy stares at me, and says "Man, whats your kicker bro?"
"Im bluffing"
"Now i know youre full of shit, youre trying to use that reverse- reverse psychology huh? you really are full of it. I CALL"
white man folds immediately as i table the nut flush
He sheepishly mucks and does not tell me what he had, i can only presume 10's or something. I rake in a nice pot.
Next hour is extremely card dead for me and biggy and we still straddle , but continually see fucked up welfare cards like Q3 38 etc etc , standard stuff
Finally, i find AQo in the cutoff and pump it up to 15, geting just the asian guy (lol) calling me, we're HU as we head to the flop. Asian guy has about 150 left.
Flop
Qx 3x 9x rainbow
I check to him, and he fires out 15 , i call.
Turn
5d
He fires out 40, i call.
River
10c
I check and he tanks. "well.......if you got it, you got it" and throws in the rest of his stack, i casually slide the rest of my chips in and table the AQ for TPTK. as i scoop his money and say "SORRY BRAH" He sighs and sadly walks out with his friend , who had somehow busted earlier but i didnt care enough about him to write in this blog.
Anyways, the next hour is a fucking mess because i dont remember, at that point iwas tired and incoherent as was biggy who was basically falling asleep.
After 5 hours, our excursion netted us:
Biggy: down 200
Me: up 100. but still down overall for the week D;
Got home at 4 am and passed out. Im sure this blog is still kinda incoherent cuz im tired but oh well huk huk
Casino is fun.
Still havent touched the online br
Ty for reading friends
-Wils
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Feiticeira United Kingdom. Oct 08 2007 14:34. Posts 3047 | | |
comedy
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twotimesopt United States. Oct 08 2007 14:37. Posts 2393 | | |
haha, great story, keep em coming |
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MayZerG United Kingdom. Oct 08 2007 15:15. Posts 2123 | | |
great story man, enjoyed reading! |
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make the bitches show!
I'm not sure if you call you have to show first or if the bettor has to show first though >.< |
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lucifer Sweden. Oct 08 2007 18:49. Posts 5955 | | |
bettor shows first
edit: and you can force him to show the muck but it's generally pretty douchebaggery behaviour? haven't played much in a casino  |
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| On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it | Last edit: 08/10/2007 18:50 |
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