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WilsWils Canada. Oct 19 2007 15:57. Posts 285

Hallo LP'ers and creepers alike, hope you're all running well. BECAUSE I AM NOT LOL.

Anyway, i've been having a pretty lame downswingish poker swing that has extended to 3 months - august was breakeven at the start, then a big downswing that lost me 2/3 my BR at the end, and september saw me breakeven - losing a bit, this month i actually posted my first positive sessions, but still nothing spectacular, and im a couple buyins below
even. BBV for this month goes as follows:

Beats:
Online: +40dollars @ 6 table 25nl FR after 10k+ hands (LEWlLZXLAZNZXNASFNASFN this tilts me hard)
Live: -480$ after about 5-6 sessions @ about ... 100 hands a session i'd guess? : (20h / hr seems fair)
-Ticket from a police officer: 300$ (Which i will talk about the story in detail soon.)
-Getting roasted in school because focusing too much on poker T-T
-Midterms #2 in 2 weeks.
-Sour starburst blue tastes like dog shit
-I downloaded some mp3s from limewire that ended up being fucked by the RIAA, aka, id be listening and id be like sweet this is pretty ADHSDHZAHHHHHHHHWHATTHEFUCKMYEARS

Brag:
I got a fuckload of strawberry starburst in the package i brought.
Orange is surprisingly delicious.
I got a shitload of cookies by george. Delicious.
I'm not fat.
I got a 80gig ipod , engraved for 100$ . tyvm
Father is paying the ticket. LOL SHIP IT DAD.
I work at best buy, with the most girls in my department.
(Subtle beat: none are hittable.)

Variance:
Looking for another poker site to grind deposit bonus mayhaps.
Switching from 25NL to 10$ Sng's. The 50$ im getting a month isnt quite worth it for now. Might stick back to rakeback when i move up to 50NL and such. MOVE UP WHERE THEY RESPECT UR RAIZES

Ticket story in detail.

I just got off the phone with phil who wanted to go to the casino where we have achieved somewhat-regular-but-we-still-aren't-degens STATUS. I hop into my ballin ride (05' Ford focus, candy red, it brings all the honies to the yard , because my milkshake is somewhat better than other alternatives) and drive off.

Anyway, so i'm goin off to pick up phil and take my usual route through a quiet hospital zone that has a 4 way stop. Picture that in your head. I have drawn a helpful diagram to help you out. actually no, fuck it, picture a godamn 4 way stop

I arrive at his crib and he hops his french ass into my car (yes he is french, and he as an account @ LP. BERATE HIM. FRENCH AGGRO DONK.)Anyway, he's telling me about his usual bad beat stories cause hes horrible and always gets his money in behind, and we're joking and laughing as we drive through the hospital zone again. We stop at the stop sign, proceed to a red light, and turn right after pausing momentarily. We proceed down the street towards our destination when a shitload of red, blue and white lights start wooping in my rear view mirror. I immediately turn to the other lane, and the cop car follows me to the other lane. I think to myself, WTF IM LETTING YOU PASS ME.

It then dawns on me that he is after me. I'm a felon.
After confirming that phil is not an illegal immigrant, we sit patiently as the cop emerges after having us pulled over. He is a husky white male, about 8 feet and 300 pounds, something akin to a dallas cowboy linebacker and who looked like he could bench press my entire car.

He opens his mouth to speak. A surly british accent erupts.
"Suh, Did 'choo know why ai pulled yeh over tonaight?"

"no sir, i did not"

"Well, you rahn a red liaght, and a stop saighn"

"oh i see. I was quite sure i paused at both sir."

"License and registration"

"I dont get it, did i not make a full 3 sec stop? I thought i did, in which case-"

"LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLAISE."

I fork over the paperwork and sit as he dials my ass into the computer and phones police hq. Me and phil calmly talk about random shit, like anal rape, and what it'll be like in prison.

He comes back and stuffs a ticket in my face. Saying that if i want to fight the ticket, to go to court in a month. My mouth drops at the 300$ fine.

He then threatens me. Literally.

"If you didnt stop faster i was this | | (finger movement) close to dialing in a code 12498141842 on you and having 20 squad cars coming down to arrest you for running from a cop."

"Oh. I see. i was confused if it was for me or not."

"Well it was. I'm letting you off easy. Next time, ill fine your asian ass for another 300 , and then deport you back to your home country, niggr."

"Sorry, sir, i am asian and i am not of african american - negro heritage."

It is at this point that all shit hit the fan. Luckily phil had his camera phone on stand by, and caught the next scene.

I was grabbed by the scruff of my hair and thrown out of the car onto the pavement. I blacked out shortly thereafter. But this is what phil told me had happened.

We're fighting this shit in court. POLICE BRUTALITY.

EFF THE PO PO.

This story may or may not have been exaggerated a bit.

(His baton was smaller as was his horse)

But i am actually fighting the ticket in court, because he's a liar. wish me luck.

-Wils

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Last edit: 19/10/2007 16:04

nutshot United States. Oct 19 2007 16:03. Posts 4539

i don't know whether this is A+ or F-

will read again when my head stops spinning

BJLTNYK: d00000000000000000000000000000000000000d

lachlan Australia. Oct 19 2007 16:03. Posts 6991

hahahahah i liked it

did the shit at the end REALLy happen tho that is the question

full ring

vegable United States. Oct 19 2007 16:41. Posts 2453

lol@running bad

Stir fry Normandy

ggplz Sweden. Oct 19 2007 17:54. Posts 16784

ROFL pics

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN