NL200 Idiot Regulars

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JonnyCosMo United States. Nov 11 2007 12:39. Posts 7292

I'm going to rant. If you don't want to hear a rant don't read. When I refer to "Idiot Regulars", I'm not talking about this guy that I took a bunch of money from in this hand:

Villan in this hand is playing 79/5/3 (almost never folding preflop)
Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #13168075022: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/11 - 00:32:36 (ET)
Table 'Bathseba II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: happyclammy ($195 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($303.10 in chips)
Seat 3: littlepickel ($208 in chips)
Seat 4: ciji ($858.60 in chips)
Seat 5: needfood ($411.40 in chips)
Seat 6: slickster998 ($200 in chips)
needfood: posts small blind $1
slickster998: posts big blind $2

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
happyclammy: folds
JonnyCosMo : raises $6 to $8
littlepickel: raises $16 to $24
ciji: calls $24
needfood: folds
slickster998: folds
JonnyCosMo : raises $51 to $75
littlepickel: folds
ciji: calls $51

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $177.00)


JonnyCosMo : checks
ciji: bets $80
JonnyCosMo : calls $80

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $337.00)


JonnyCosMo : checks
ciji: checks

River (Pot : $337.00)


JonnyCosMo : bets $148.10 and is all-in
ciji: calls $148.10

Showdown
JonnyCosMo : shows (four of a kind, Jacks)
ciji: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $630.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $633.20 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: happyclammy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo showed and won ($630.20) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: littlepickel folded before Flop
Seat 4: ciji (button) mucked
Seat 5: needfood (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: slickster998 (big blind) folded before Flop

Sweet, we all see we have a mega-fish at our table who still has a ton of money in his stack. THE LAST THING YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO IS BERATE THIS POOR GUY FOR STACKING AK HIGH. DO YOU STUPID FUCKS NOT LIKE MONEY? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TO PUT THIS GUY DOWN BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT POKER? DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO LEAVE THE TABLE??? DO YOU EVER BENEFIT FROM THAT IN ANYWAY!?! Honestly, not only are some of the NL200 regulars bad, they are the biggest fucking retards ever. Wow...

1 votes

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

Bejamin1 Canada. Nov 11 2007 12:45. Posts 7042

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

YoMeR United States. Nov 11 2007 12:48. Posts 12438

Amen to that.

time to go beat up an small asian boy.

eZ Life.

tapatapaz Brasil. Nov 11 2007 12:56. Posts 1279

lol? this is retarded

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal

k2o4 United States. Nov 11 2007 13:09. Posts 4803

I tend to be really nice to people who do that shit. In this situation I'd say something like "wow you're much braver than me" or something like that, make em feel like at least they're brave even if they didn't win. Gotta encourage that behavior.

InnovativeYogis.com

Red9 Canada. Nov 11 2007 13:11. Posts 7447

who berated the ak guy?

I will grind you into dust.

Loco Canada. Nov 11 2007 13:22. Posts 20967

nice 4bet fish

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

JohnnyBologna United States. Nov 11 2007 13:23. Posts 1401

is "your much braver than me" an euphemism for hhahahahaha

Just do whats right

Last edit: 11/11/2007 13:23