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[vital]Myth This user is a quality poster

United States. Nov 21 2007 02:35. Posts 12159

SHE TRIED TO VALUETOWN ME BUT I REFUSE TO BE VALUETOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ESCAPED WITH ZERO DAMAGES. FDSHJFDSAJLKFDAKJLFD SHE WAS 31/ASIAN FEMALE TOO, SOOOOOOO UP MY ALLEY BUT EVEN IN MY DRUNKEN STUPOR I REFUSED TO BE VALUETOWNED BY SOME HOOKER WHO DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS A HOOKER UPFRONT. I BOUGHT HER A DRINK BUT ESCAPED FINANCIALLY UNHARMED. I THINK SHE'S ON LIFE TILT NOW. BUT GUESS WHO'S NOT???????? ME!!!!!!! ROFL EAT IT HOOOKER HAHAHAHAHA OWNED

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Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

[vital]Myth This user is a quality poster

United States. Nov 21 2007 02:36. Posts 12159

ahahahahahah

i am ROFLing literally in my hotelroom all by myself. cosmo, you are so stupiod fir mossing tihs....ROFL

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

[vital]Myth This user is a quality poster

United States. Nov 21 2007 02:36. Posts 12159

how much can myth drunktroll LP

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

[vital]Myth This user is a quality poster

United States. Nov 21 2007 02:37. Posts 12159

SEVEN! THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SEVEN!!!!!!1

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

[vital]Myth This user is a quality poster

United States. Nov 21 2007 02:37. Posts 12159

omfg i left with 1k and i came back with 900 despite spending the evening with a hooker

how fucking baller am i?

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

shaneomac United States. Nov 21 2007 02:38. Posts 4245

rooooooooooofl

probe United States. Nov 21 2007 02:40. Posts 518

lulz wat?

twotimesopt United States. Nov 21 2007 02:48. Posts 2393

standard

quit tryin to be a repo man - definitely -EV and negative expectancy - AvidGambler

Baalim Mexico. Nov 21 2007 02:50. Posts 34262

i had high expectations with this blog title but what an epic fail

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vegable United States. Nov 21 2007 02:56. Posts 2453

Don't worry. Sooner or later you'll get rivered by runner-runner AIDS flush.

Stir fry Normandy

DustySwedeDude Sweden. Nov 21 2007 02:58. Posts 8623

GRATZ MAN BUT NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HIT N' RUN 5 STARS ANYWAY!

Kapol Poland. Nov 21 2007 02:59. Posts 4696

You're the ballest, myth. Please take a picture of yourself, print it and send to (honestly):
Dluga 11/76
97-200 Tomaszow Mazowiecki
Poland

Tx in advance.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

Last edit: 21/11/2007 03:04

EvilSky

Czech Republic. Nov 21 2007 03:20. Posts 8918

wtf nit??

Day[9] United States. Nov 21 2007 04:35. Posts 3447

hahaha