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JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:46. Posts 7292
Was over at Myth's place earlier in the week and we were joking about how some poker players are total nits with their money etc... and Myth says something that I found amusing: "You aren't a real poker player unless you occasionally spew some money" So...

This morning I woke up for my final at 7:00, after studying til 3:00. It was pretty cold outside so naturally I was a genius and decided that a t-shirt will do. I get to school at 7:50 with my final starting at 8:00, and I'm freezing my ass off, so I go to the book store to buy a SDSU sweatshirt. The lady who rings me up tells me it's $32.80 or something like that, but I only have $100's in my wallet, so I give her the $100. She then looks down in the cashier and realizes there isn't enough change in the box for it. So she goes off to the back to find more change for her box. It's now 8:00am... so I'm like fuck this, pick up my sweatshirt and leave.

Yes I just paid $100 for a sweatshirt. Am I a real poker player yet Myth? lol

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newbie.cjb   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:51. Posts 3096

spew some monies to me then ur a true poker player

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Dec 10 2007 10:53. Posts 7243

wow u fish why didnt u get another two?

then ud be 3 times as not cold


blunt_smokr   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:54. Posts 1314

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Syntax   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:57. Posts 4415

lol ballah now go back tomorrow and tell the cashier "theres plenty more where that came from IF youll give me head. common baby, you like money right? just do it" and nod toward the bathroom

or you can be a normal human being and not do this -.- but that too boring imo

wut wut wut 

milkman   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:57. Posts 5719

dude ur supposed to spew money on cool shit like booze and strippers and cars and rims and breitlings, not sdsu sweatshirts cuz ur 2 dumb to bring a coat to class.. id rather have spewed 100$ on marshmallows then that sweatshirt, just cuz then when someone brings up marshmallows i can b like, yea once i filled my trunk with marshmallows cuz they smell nice.. instead of someone looking at my sweatshirt and being like "nice sweatshirt" and u being like "oh yea man i was in a hurry and it was cold and OMG i reverse hit and ran the register"

wow my new sleep schedule has made me cranky, anyway gl at working twords being a baller (aka "real poker player" in myths eyes)..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

milkman   United States. Dec 10 2007 10:58. Posts 5719


  On December 10 2007 09:57 Syntax wrote:
lol ballah now go back tomorrow and tell the cashier "theres plenty more where that came from IF youll give me head. common baby, you like money right? just do it" and nod toward the bathroom

or you can be a normal human being and not do this -.- but that too boring imo


u know if this was my blog post, it would have a similar ending..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

PoorUser    United States. Dec 10 2007 11:00. Posts 7471

your suppose to buy more shit that you dont need in that instance

wannabe -.-

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Fayth    Canada. Dec 10 2007 11:06. Posts 10085

this is flat out stupid lol

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Bejamin1   Canada. Dec 10 2007 11:09. Posts 7042

Cosmo just got his baller spirit crushed haha.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

nutshot   United States. Dec 10 2007 11:09. Posts 4539


  On December 10 2007 10:00 PoorUser wrote:
your suppose to buy more shit that you dont need in that instance

wannabe -.-



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iop   Sweden. Dec 10 2007 11:14. Posts 4951

hahaha i agree with everyone

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Dec 10 2007 11:15. Posts 3462

lol i woulda just picked up 3 sweatshirts, one of each colour! ship!

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 10 2007 11:16. Posts 7292

Hence the Dumb Spewing

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SKoT   United States. Dec 10 2007 11:27. Posts 1768

lol reverse hit and run


hansen jr.   Sweden. Dec 10 2007 11:31. Posts 3735

you got so much to learn


devon06atX   Canada. Dec 10 2007 11:47. Posts 5459

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Stat.Quo   Somalia. Dec 10 2007 11:52. Posts 1227

its like you watched a cts video, and tried what he did, but failed lol


Jorge   United States. Dec 10 2007 12:00. Posts 1364

im pretty sure taht if u returned after the final they woulda gave ur change back

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 10 2007 12:54. Posts 8918

reverse hit and run lol


 
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