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JonnyCosMo United States. Dec 16 2007 22:26. Posts 7292 | | |
Start off this blog post by posting the results of the session: -$2300
And I've never had so much fun dumping that kind of money off. I sat down last night at around midnight at the 5/10 at the Wynn and saw that two people were playing heads-up, so I sat and made it a 3 handed game. The guy to my right was in a business suit and talking / acting like a retard (whatever) and the other player was a cute blond girl sitting with 2k+, so immediately I'm thinking the following: Short handed + Vegas Live Players + NL1000 = Ship the bank ez.
First hand I play, the guy to my right limps in the SB so I raise with the good ol' 87o, he calls. Flop comes J-5-3, he checks and I make a standard c-bet. He insta check-minraises, so at this point I'm like eh whatever and fold. He shows like 97o, and was like kind of chuckled while saying "All these young kids think they can just play so aggressive"... so I kinda just smile and ignore him. Two hands later that same guy raises on the button and I reraise to $120 with JJ. He flat calls. The flop comes 7-7-6, and I bet $240 and he thinks for a little bit and calls. At this point I'm putting him on mostly a float or some weaker pocket pair. Turn comes a 3, and I check to him with the intention to check-raise. He bets $100... odd!?! It was slightly alarming that he made this smallish bet but I decided to stick with my game plan and made it $400. He insta shoved for $200 more and I just rolled my eyes and called. He shows 54o and stacks me... then the floor guy comes over and tells the guy to move to the main game (while he's stacking my chips obviously) and so he says something along the lines of "Come on man! Is there anyway I can stay here? This table is so easy!" ... And I'm thinking 'OK MORON!' but if you know me I kinda just smiled and was like whatever. So the floor guy pulls the idiot from our 3 handed game and I find myself heads-up vs the cute blond girl who was sitting with a lot of money. So instantly I'm loving life because heads-up is my thing, so we start playing and 2 mins into the match she 3 bets me. I'm like wtf!?! So I fold... then like 5 hands later I raise from the button and she 3 bets again. Whaaaaat is going on!!?! You are a live player in vegas and you are 3 betting me!?! Wtf this is no good! So the very next hand I 3 bet her and she folds then I raise the button and bam again another 3 bet. So finally I'm like "Ok, you play online a lot huh?" and she smiles and says "Yup!" ... Sick life... what looked to be a clueless blond tourist was actually an online grinder. So we play heads-up for over an hour chatting about random things, and finally the floor guy pulls her from our table to move her to the main game.
At this point I went to go check out the Chinese poker game that FrinkX was playing. They were playing $20 a point with royalties (some hands can get up to $500 with royalties), so I was trying to learn what was going on. Lisa (RaSZi's girlfriend for those of you who don't know) was also sitting at the table and informs me that the blond girl I was playing heads-up against was a friend of Daniel Alaei's and that she gets backed / taught by him. That explains a lot, since Daniel Alaei is like a super live sicko mind reading telepath. 20 mins later the floor guy tells me that there is an open seat in the main game so I hope back in and play some more. I fold like 8 hands in a row then I pick up AK suited and raise. I got 6 callers (including the idiot in the business suit who stacked me earlier) and the flop came K-3-4 w/ 2 spades. It was checked to me and I bet 200 into a 250 pot, and the idiot in the business suit insta made it 600 to go when action got to him. Everyone folds back to me so I jam for $700 more and the guy in the business suit snap calls and tables K9o. Turn and river brick for him and I get what I lost to him back + $300 more. Poker so ez. So eventually I got to talking to another young kid at my table who told me he was a Cardrunners member, so we get to chatting about online poker and it turns out he plays 3/6 and 5/10 on Absolute.
Camill (the cute blond chick that I was playing heads-up against) joined in on the conversation as well as this other young guy who seemed to play online a little too. She ends up losing a couple pots to some random donks at the table and gets frustrated so she asks the table if they would want to do a $100 hand in the blind, but we couldnt get the dealer to run the hand since half the table didn't agree. So Camill purposed another idea to me and the two other guys, and added in a prop called Dueces where we each picked a different suited duece (2) from the deck and if your duece flops, everyone in the prop had to pay you $100 each. One of the young guys added a sleeper rule, so if you didn't call out your prop before the river was dealt, you slept the prop (won't get paid for the prop). Obviously I warned the other 3 that I run infinitly good in these prop bets, and picked the Duece of Diamonds as my prop card. Naturally, the duece of diamonds flops two hands after we set up the game, and ofcourse as usual I'm not looking at the flop and my head is somewhere off in la-la land, so when the river got dealt on that hand everyone at the table started laughing that I just slept my prop. Standard. 25 minutes later, my duece flops again... and this time I'm playing in a big hand where I was forced to laydown 2 pair to this super tight/passive nit. So I fold the pot, and the dealer picks up the flop, and everyone laughs at me again for sleeping my prop. At this point I realize how -EV it is for me to be playing props since I'm like never paying any attention to it. No worries though, as 5 minutes later my duece flops yet again and this time I'm totally 100% aware of the fact so I let out this loud "SHIP THE MONEYS!!!" And I'm pretty sure they heard me at the blackjack tables.
A little while later Lyric sits at my table, and is playing his standard tight/solid style. So I raise to $40 with QQ utg, and get flat called directly behind me, and Lyric pops it up $160 in the cut-off. I asked for a chip count and he had $1500 total at the start of the hand. At this point I'm totally clueless as to what to do since Lyric has to know my raising range UTG isn't exactly wide (although it's not really close to premium either) and he plays a ton more full ring than I do (I almost never play full ring). So I ended up flat calling and the guy behind me flat calls. Flop comes 4-8-9 w two spades and I check to Lyric who now bets $500... and at this point he can probably figure out my hand is TT-QQ, which is a big problem since his bet screams "I want to play for stacks". So I agonize for like 5 minutes and finally ended up folding. The flat caller behind in insta-ships it in and Lyric rolls his eyes and is like "I guess I call". The flat caller behind me had 98o and Lyric tables AJs in spades. River spade, ship it to Lyric. My roommate sits down at the table about an hour later, (if you don't know that's Marshall28) and he is raising a lot of hands so naturally I fuck with him like I always do and start 3 betting him. Then we play this one funny hand where he raised to 50 utg, and I flat called KQdd on the button. The flop came 2-5-7 w/ 1 diamond and 2 spades and he made a standard c-bet so I decided to float him here. Turn was gin for me with the Q. He bets 3/4 pot and I tank for like 2 mins and then call. River is an ace (all flush draws miss), and he shuts down and checks so basically I realize he has some pair like 66 88-JJ or like 87 or something of that hand strength nature. So I count up the pot and see that it's $600+ in there, so I decide to value shove all-in for $1200+ trying to give off representing a busted flush or something since he has a pretty horrible habit of trying to make insane bluff catches, and has a real hard time folding...anything. So he tanks for a little bit, crys "sick" and then folds 88, thinking I have the absolute nuts or something, and I show him my hand and told him I was value shoving. This new guy at our table ends up seeing this hand and has this odd look on his face like "wow these kids are crazy". So naturally, an orbit later I pick up AA on the button, this new guy raises to $40, Lyric calls in the cut-off, I make it $160, the new guy fiddles with his chips a little bit (had a real unsure look on his face) then called and Lyric folded. Flop came 7c-9s-Qc, and the new guy checked. I bet $280 and the new guy made it $700. So I think for a minute then ship the rest of the money in, and the new guy gets this sick look on his face, thinks for another minute before he realizes he's pot committed with T9cc. Turn was 6c (sick life) but I had the Ac in my hand for the redraw. River bricked and poof, there goes my stack.
Camill was trying to get the floor guy to give her and I a dealer to play a fun heads-up freezeout but the Wynn was short on dealers at 6am, so she asked if I wanted to go to the Venetian which wasn't a very appealing idea at that hour of the morning, so I think we are going to play at the Venetian tonight (and by tonight I mean 2am onwards) and try and get a heads-up table going. Head to Venetian tonight if you want to see an epic showdown. :D
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Dec 16 2007 22:42. Posts 5647 | | | |
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iop Sweden. Dec 16 2007 22:48. Posts 4951 | | |
good read, yeah she'll rape you, not if you do her first though |
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| Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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Jorge United States. Dec 16 2007 22:49. Posts 1364 | | |
u didnt fuck her? wow u suck at life, son play heads up at ur room with her next time  |
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BigRed0000  United States. Dec 16 2007 22:51. Posts 3554 | | |
I'm trying to convince Corwin and Russ to go so we can watch this epic battle. GL |
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k2o4 United States. Dec 16 2007 23:09. Posts 4803 | | |
fun read =) let us know how your "date" goes! |
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Baalim Mexico. Dec 16 2007 23:38. Posts 34261 | | | |
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[vital]Myth United States. Dec 16 2007 23:44. Posts 12159 | | | |
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Just to show you how much respect I have for your blog and stories... I read 60% of this... usually I dont read anything thats +4 lines on this forum! |
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SakiSaki Sweden. Dec 17 2007 00:25. Posts 9685 | | |
fuuuuuccck this makes me miss vegas so much. God damnit! |
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Bigbobm United States. Dec 17 2007 02:21. Posts 5511 | | |
| | On December 16 2007 23:25 SakiSaki wrote:
fuuuuuccck this makes me miss vegas so much. God damnit! |
| | On December 16 2007 22:44 [vital]Myth wrote:
lol i love you cosmo |
| | On December 16 2007 22:09 k2o4 wrote:
fun read =) let us know how your "date" goes! |
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