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JonnyCosMo United States. Dec 17 2007 23:39. Posts 7292 | | |
So last night I played a fairly long session of $2/5 an $5/10. 5/10 went pretty poorly in my first session, and I thought I played one hand somewhat bad but given the information I had at the time it might not have been too bad. Basically what happened was I saw this old guy raise 2 pots in a row then reraise and show K9s vs this other guy so I viewed him has a gambling aggro player, instead of what was really true about him: Super tight / nit / scared old fart that happened to have taken a sick bad beat before I sat down so he steam raised K9s to show the guy who beat him. After I ate and grabbed some coffee I played a lot with my good friend Poker Pro Ann (but I think her nickname is going to have to change to Ann the Insomniac since she almost never sleeps). Anyways, we sat at a juicy $2/5 game with a bunch of complete idiots that were drunk. The following went down:
There was this one kid who was the self-proclaimed best player in the poker room by far. He was going on and on...and on...and on about how HUGE his edge was over the table we were sitting at. So I look over at Ann and she is rolling her eyes, and we kinda give each other that "Let's see who can fuck with this idiot the most" smile. So the kid opens to $25, Ann flat calls, I'm on the button with 42o, I make it $120. Kid insta-folds AQ face-up with a look of disgust on his face saying something along the lines of "I wish I could pick up the cards some of these guys are getting." Ann quickly folds and I table the 42o face-up with a smile. JonnyCosMo = 1 - Loud Idiot = 0. An orbit later I pick up AKs, he raises again and I reraise in the small blind to $120, he quickly calls. Flop comes K-5-3, and I bet $105. He insta-ships in $500 and I snap call, and he turns over 65o. Turn and river blank, ship the moneys. JonnyCosMo = 2 - Loud Idiot = 0. So the idiot stands up to go to the ATM, then comes back 30 mins later with a wad of small bills which tallied up to $647 total. The really nice guy playing next to me (his name was Matt) chuckled saying that it looks like thats the end of his bankroll. LOL I wasn't going to say it, but good call Matt! Ann ended up taking a big chunk out of this kid's stack, and once Marshall28 sat down and started to raise / reraise every hand the kid was in he quickly realized he was getting tooled and shut his mouth. After a couple hours, Marshall28 once again got sick of my constant abuse of his opening raises and my table position on him so he decided to pick up the seat to the left of me, to which I responded by taking his old seat (which was right next to the loud idiot). At this point the loud idiot reevaluated his view of my game and started talking to me about everyone else at the table, referring to them as "they". He proceeds to name drop a bunch of known players and online handles, and I'm just trying to tune him out until he says: "I know peachy keen, he is a good friend of mine." So I'm like, oh how do you know him? And he starts going off saying that him and peachy talk on the phone all the time and stuff, (and at this point he thinks that all I know about peachy is that he plays high stakes online) and obviously alarms are going off in my head that this kid is just 100% stuffed with shit. So after about 5 minutes of talking about how well he knows peachy (and me egging him on to tell me more) I asked him one simple question: "What's peachy's real name?" To which he insta-reply's "Matt Keen" to which I insta-reply back "You, sir, are a retard. Have a nice day." GG conversation.
Around that time I see Carmel (yes I fucked the name in my last blog post, her name is Carmel not Camill), walk into the poker room so I go up and watch her and Lyric play some 5/10 short handed for a little bit. After gathering information previous to meeting her again, I realized playing her heads-up in the Venetian would probably not be a very plus EV move on my part since she stated that her main game is heads-up (she placed 13th in the WSOP event that Rekrul won this summer), so we chatted a bit before I headed back to play my game. Oh, for those of you who wanted a picture, this is the girl I'm talking about:
So I just end up playing 2/5 for most of the night (since I was pretty cash broke at this point), and went to sleep at around 6am. Sorry, no epic showdown with Danile Alaei's super blond telepathic girlfriend because I'm a pussy 
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"What's peachy's real name?" To which he insta-reply's "Matt Keen" to which I insta-reply back "You, sir, are a retard. Have a nice day." GG conversation.
super A+ read.5 big yellow stars. |
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Narious Canada. Dec 17 2007 23:51. Posts 4800 | | |
Wow, Beautifull girl. Looking like that has to be soooo +EV in live poker. |
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n0rthf4ce  United States. Dec 17 2007 23:59. Posts 8119 | | |
HI MY NAME IS MATT "PEACHY" KEEN? |
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D_Zoo Canada. Dec 18 2007 00:25. Posts 4013 | | |
| | On December 17 2007 22:59 n0rthf4ce wrote:
HI MY NAME IS MATT "PEACHY" KEEN? |
hahahah
good post johnny even th they are long they are always fun 2 read |
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kantoiki Australia. Dec 18 2007 00:27. Posts 3818 | | |
| | On December 17 2007 22:51 Narious wrote:
Wow, Beautifull girl. Looking like that has to be soooo +EV in live poker. |
yeah probably just as much a curse though lol |
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blah1234 United Kingdom. Dec 18 2007 00:32. Posts 212 | | |
i'd never refuse to play HU vs any girl, especially in a live game (unless I have less than 40 buy ins roll for the stake)
anyway nice story. vegas sounds exciting. |
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tloapc Pitcairn. Dec 18 2007 00:35. Posts 2591 | | |
I tried to read your post, but kept looking down
5star!! |
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iop Sweden. Dec 18 2007 01:58. Posts 4951 | | |
So standard, Matt Keen.
Great read, hope you enjoy your stay! |
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| Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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matdon460 United States. Dec 18 2007 04:06. Posts 1089 | | | |
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Sheitan Canada. Dec 18 2007 09:06. Posts 4217 | | |
Always very nice posts entries, we luv u Cosmo keep the nice stories coming in ! cheers. |
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k2o4 United States. Dec 18 2007 11:15. Posts 4803 | | |
haha great read. she's quite pretty, better than I expected, lol.
GJ pwning the loud mouth. |
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rnbsalsa88 United States. Dec 18 2007 12:30. Posts 821 | | | |
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lucifer Sweden. Dec 18 2007 18:34. Posts 5955 | | |
northface = commander keen?
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MARSHALL28 United States. Dec 18 2007 21:33. Posts 1897 | | |
i sat down that night to play 4 handed w /lyric some fish and the girl ... she wasnt very good ... like, really passive. after lyric left it was 3 handed and over the course of like 40 hands she 3bet me like one time. i kept makin fun of her, and she obv didnt like it, so she tried to tell me i am obnoxious and annoying, and to leave the table because she cant stand to think of her and i even in the same sentence. LOL? So i tell her i know her type too well and that her objectives are transparent to me. then she starts qualifying herself to me trying to say she is different from all the rest (yeah right lol) ... so i claimed that if she didnt care what i thought she wouldnt be trying so hard to convince me of this. she replies by blushing and making some goofy laugh, i make fun of her laugh then she swats at me ....(duh if a girl is swatting at u she likes u) so i said it ... "YOU LIKE ME" "u know hwo i know? cuz you arent denying it." anyways, she tried to take another jab at me but i obv dodged it, and shortly after the fish decided to get up (i think i scared him away cuz i kept betting into him and raising him) lol but just before he leaves he says to the girl "if you asked me to give you all my chips, i would" ... wow im just thinking to myself ... u r such a tool. lol |
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