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WilsWils   Canada. Jan 09 2008 21:51. Posts 285
You know those times where you just run into some son of a bitch whom you just cant seem to win against? Well today i ran into my kryptonite on another 6max excursion. The session started off easily enough, ran into a quick KK v AA for almost a buyin, but meh, standard stuff, i reload and start 6-7 tabling while msning. Then everything goes to hell, when some guy by the name of tony-fucking-onion sits down on one of my tables and immediately jailrapes me for the next 500 hands, smashing my great session into a bungee jumping ride of death.

if it weren't for the other guys i was ape smashing on the other tables, this would have been quite the depression session, i just could not win a godamn hand against this guy. 3betting? He'd outdraw me. Trapping? He'd outdraw me. AGGRODONKSMASH? He'd somehow win.

I'll let the session speak for itself

FUCK YOU




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decafchicken   . Jan 09 2008 21:55. Posts 536

can you please describe to me what a "reverse ape smash" is.


Question   Czech Republic. Jan 09 2008 22:18. Posts 1074

wow sick analyse :D


albonycee   United States. Jan 09 2008 22:19. Posts 2749

hi. i played with u today

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Critterer   United Kingdom. Jan 09 2008 22:31. Posts 5337

you sound incredibly angry for someone who won almost 2 buyins in 1k hands!

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

Nazgul    Netherlands. Jan 09 2008 22:32. Posts 7080


  On January 09 2008 21:31 Critterer wrote:
you sound incredibly angry for someone who won almost 2 buyins in 1k hands!

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo 

Sheitan   Canada. Jan 09 2008 22:35. Posts 4217

lol graph with explanations is funny

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Oddeye   Canada. Jan 09 2008 22:38. Posts 5107

hahaha yeah very funny


Question   Czech Republic. Jan 09 2008 22:40. Posts 1074

wow sick analyse :D


vegable   United States. Jan 09 2008 22:55. Posts 2453

I ran into one of those guys today too. Within like 100 hands he was 400bb deep and the whole table just fucking went on its knees. He only took a buyin off me when I potted the fucking turn and he calls with ace high in a 3bet pot. Rivers ace, fuck me.

I did the sensible thing tho. We all tightened up and I left cause theres no action. Wanted to tear my hair out tho :|

truck on

Stir fry Normandy 

RoyalAngst   Australia. Jan 10 2008 00:03. Posts 93

A lot of people have trouble with onions as they make you cry when you play with them for too long.

The trick is you have to cut the roots and base off first. Then the tip. This gets rid of most of the stuff that makes you cry, then you can cut it up to your hearts content.

GL with slicing up onions in the future.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. 

DaTruf   United States. Jan 10 2008 03:46. Posts 398

i didnt read your article, but yeah fuck onions. and also, dont listen to critterer, he's a fish


SPEWTARD   Peru. Jan 10 2008 05:27. Posts 4307

i think u cant win against him b/c u r takin it rly personal
dont go mental and play some cards

Rise and Shine 

 



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