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vegable United States. Feb 06 2008 23:40. Posts 2453

I deposited $300 into doyles room and played a bit. hated the software so I degen'ed it up and hit the blackjack tables. I was going to martingale the sucker starting at $25.

First hand I'm dealt 19. I stand, dealer hits for 20.

Second hand I bet $50 and am dealt 11. I doublt down obv, and lose to the dealer who hits a miracle 21

Third hand dealer shows an ace and I'm dealt 16. "Would you like to buy insurance vegable? You might get fucked over!" I click no and dealer swipes my chips away showing AQ.

Fourth hand I bet my last $100 because of their dumb increment rules and I am dealt 14. I'm too scared to hit and bust, I just want to get even at this point! So dealer shows 16 and hits a 4, for a total of 20.

Now I look at my cashier screen and see $36 I want to cash out. Their minimum to cash out is $50 obv and I just said fuck it. put it all on 1 hand and ran it up to $120. I've learned HARD from previous blackjack sessions to quit while you still can. I take it and try to cash out within less than an hour of depositing. Then I receive this glorious e-mail :

Dear sucker;

Thank you for choosing the Doyle Brunson Poker Network; it is a pleasure to be of assistance.

Please notice that in order to reinstate your account, we are kindly asking you to certify your poker account by sending us:

-An image from your ID

-An image from any utility bill with your current address

-A valid phone number where we may reach you.

Please send those documents by email to: security@dbpn.com or to our fax number: 801-640 9522.

Please feel free to contact us back if you have any further questions or comments.

-----Epic life tilt. I mean if you're gonna take my money, at least have the decency to not give me a chore to do. Fucking facist chodes. Lesson: Stay away from those tiny poker rooms! they're more trouble than they're worth.

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Feb 06 2008 23:49. Posts 14026

I watched some poor guy drop about $30k at Party Blackjack earlier (lol i rail bj tables)

I however have crushed AP blackjack for like +200 over the past 2 days. Essentially keeping my bankroll alive.

Highcard Canada. Feb 07 2008 00:40. Posts 5428

On February 06 2008 22:49 byrnesam wrote:
I watched some poor guy drop about $30k at Party Blackjack earlier (lol i rail bj tables)

I however have crushed AP blackjack for like +200 over the past 2 days. Essentially keeping my bankroll alive.

railing high stakes BJ sounds fun watching degens throw money away. online BJ sucks though, drains the newbie fishes bankrolls too fast

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time

k2o4 United States. Feb 07 2008 01:49. Posts 4803

rofl poor salad =(

Yeah I hate setting up acts on other poker sites T_T

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F4Zi United Kingdom. Feb 07 2008 02:33. Posts 3462

i used to play on the originial tribeca.. loved it

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.

obender United States. Jun 17 2008 11:26. Posts 75

degen gambler?