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WilsWils Canada. Mar 03 2008 19:43. Posts 285

SOOOOO it's been quite a long while since my last update.

Here is what has happened.

So yea, i got a new job doing ADSL tech support which is actually insanely easy. Most customers are just confused and i love helping out customers who dont know what a home button is, and im completely serious. They get all happy when you help them so i feel its like +karma for me. Also the pay + benefits is great (vision/med/dental/19$ hr), schedules posted 5 weeks in advance with 100% shift swapping allowed, nice managers, and a pretty good school shift schedule (24-27 hrs a week which is ezzz). I've decided that i CAN! make time to go back to poker online and wont need to w/d my FTP roll just yet. I was on an epic -1500$ downswing that was really just the cause of playing when i was tired, running a bit bad, but then just playing like dog poo @ 100nl (FR / 6 MAX) and getting crushed. Solution? Take a long break and restart @ 50nl, and play some LOL1/2 live with my fellow degens direleif and philrocks123.

So where to begin?

Well after the first break me phil and sputgop head on over to one of the many casinos in edmonton. Sputgop sits down at a 1/2 UNCAPPED omaha / he game, while i sit down at good ole 1/2 HE. Nothing great really happens until this one hand where i lead into some internet hot shot with a NFD + TPTK on a 9h7hJcKh board, where he flat my SB raise. He calls my turn bet and then open shoves the river when it bricks and i check to him, he then looks at me and goes "i knew u were on a big semi bluff. I floated you on purpose"

life tilt

he fucking looked at me and said

I FLOATED YOU ON PURPOSE

i didnt know what i could do i swear to god i blew a few blood vessels at this dude who was probably some 2+2 ass mongrel

anyway, i proceed to get AA in sb with 1 LP limper. i pop it up to 15 (1/2 plays like 2/4 tbqh) and 2+2 faggot min-reraises, and LP shoves all in for 150 more. I have about 300 in front, say "Thank you jesus i have waited so long to stack this retard" and announce "I RAISE ALL U CAN EAT LOLOOloLOll`olo`lol`" and shove it in. He stares at me with this insanely retarded hollywood stare then snap calls his 350~ stack with KK. Sb had like 78 or some shit

Flop Q 10 7

turn K
/puke

The disgusting thing is after he hits the 2 outer he smugly smiles at me like he planned this all along, so disgusting. As he scoops my monies he goes "Better luck next time"

funny thing? he went busto when i left the table about an hour later KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK ^________________________^

anyway after i busted iw ent over to sputgop's table and i lol'd as he accumulated a 1500$ stack from his starting 250$ investment. It was disgusting, people were playing retardedly loose in this omaha game, calling 50$ bets because they had "pot odds" with their 8 high gutterball flush straight draws.

DRAWING TO THE NON NUTS IN FULL RING OMAHA = WINNING PLAY AT THE CASINO CLEARLY

anyway sputgop wins a big pot when his top 2 improve to a top boat on the river, whihc also end up flushing 2 other shorties. He checks to a black dude who fires out, and a tighty whitie who flat calls. Sputgop throws in a beefy 3x reraise and gets flat called by both of them (?????), they muck as he turns up top boat kek

philrocks123 is a donk and busts shoving 67cc into a 10c8c8s board and gets snap called by AdAh. Turn lets him get there with his dirty flush, but river is an Ac and hes out having lost his 200~ish buyin.

Nothing much happens till a week later when we start playing our epic .25/.50 H.O.R.S.E homegame, so fun. Its so disgusting how HE is so popular that all these other fun poker variants are over looked. I ended up getting run over in razz by SOME IDIOT WITH A J10 SHOWING calling me down when i had A5 showing, 5th and 6th street pair me up and i lol as i puke fold. of course everyone was a lil drunk and or high at this point so it was meh. omaha hi and o8 are so much funner , and playing anything with a limit betting structure is so much more refreshing. I suggest anyone who plays homegames lots to really , really step away from HE for one or 2 sessions and just play HORSE or even just omaha/holdem/pineapple DC and you'll really expand your poker knowledge / skills. Stud is a game i really want to get better at , i'm pretty bad with the odds :<

Anyways im almost always a donater in our horse homegames cause i have a bad habit of trying to bluff off my monies in limit games. Philrocks123 just calls anything because "HEY! I GOT POT ODDS, SO I MEAN 10J9K RAINBOW MUST BE GOOD IN HI LO RIGHT" "

3h]

9c? 3 bet in stud? LOL I CALL! POT ODDS IN A 4 WAY POT! HUH? I HIT RUNNER RUNNER RUNNER STR8? LOL I RUN GOOD" "ILL CALL YOU DOWN WITH A Q SHOWING ON MY BOARD IN RAZZ NEDAY IN THE HOPES THAT U PAIR UP"

OH there was on epic hand w/ me vs direleif / sputgop. 20$ Sng, he limps from SB and i look down at Ks4c and i check it. blinds @ 50/100

flop comes 7h8h8c he checks and i fire 200 to steal. He thinks and raises to 600, and i flat call. Turn is a 10c or something like that. He thinks and checks. I check behind

River is a 6s, and he pots. I think and think, and say "i think K high is good here", and throw in the monies. He has this "fuckkk" look on his face as he goes, "ya got me, wait, whats your kicker" and he turns up Kh4h D: EPIC CALL RUINED

There's also another hand in our cash game where we're not playing horse where i snap call philrocks123 on a 10Q89 rainbow board with AK when he 3/4's turn and pots river. what does he say? "thats a bad call wils, i can have almost anything there" GRRR DESTROYED

i also got them hooked on greasy spoon chinese food. located in downtown edmonton, and here's its location.

[Dirty porn store] [Church] | road | [Restaurant] [Dirty bar] [Soup kitchen] [Police station]

I am not fuckign kidding. thjis place is like the SEEDIEST fucking place ive ever seen, cracked walls, hobos and crackheads and whores walking all about, gang signs plastered everywhere. AND A FUCKING PORN STORE RIGHT NEXT TO A CHURCH WTF?
Anyways, the food is delicious and cheap, and i highly recommend any edmontnians go there. Name is double greetings wonton house.
just make sure u wash ur chopsticks and shit before u eat, youll thank me later.

ANYHOO, today i fired up some 50nl FR just for funsies and made 4-5 buyins i think, ended up stacking off a buyin with AK on As 3s 3h board but thats cause K3 > AK.It was nice to post a win right after a long break :<

Also, in one month ill be getting a corgi pup.
this is what they look like

Good price , good breeder, bloodlines checked, wheeeeeeeee!
cons? 2 1/2 hour drive one way to get it, and same drive to come back.
have to cut hours at work to raise it at home, because i want to make sure the dog wont be a big douchebag when he grows up, and the first 2-3 months you have it are really important, so cutting my work hours from 30-37.5 to 24-28 hours is a worthy sacrifice.

That's about it for updates

gl frens :<

-wils

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Last edit: 03/03/2008 19:47

gawdawaful Canada. Mar 03 2008 19:52. Posts 9012

its cute

Im only good at poker when I run good

BigRed0000 This user is a quality poster

United States. Mar 03 2008 19:57. Posts 3554

love the dog.

kimseongchan United States. Mar 03 2008 20:57. Posts 2089

dude you're LP? no wonder :/ you tilted me for like 10 hands
I think I paid you off 3 buy-ins or so also lol

Last edit: 03/03/2008 20:57

Sheitan Canada. Mar 03 2008 21:23. Posts 4217

wtf lol this is gotta be laziest motherfucker puppy alive .. so awesome i love dogs.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

acdawg712 United States. Mar 04 2008 01:45. Posts 2639

good blog post. I hate fucking douchebags like that 2+2 guy, what a dick. That dog is really sweet looking. I have a soft spot for any dogs, and those kind of dogs just take the cake.

phil hellmuth is genuinely a stupid person and he does not understand poker very well at all - [vital]myth