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Jamie217 Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:18. Posts 4351

whatta night at fallsview last night lmao...
D_zoo, me and one of his buddies Chris go to fallsview to play some live...We get there and the room is retarded and we have like a 2hr wait to play w/e

D_zoo and I sit down at a 5/5 table and start ordering some drinks and shit...

Dzoo runs like absolute ass all night, loses AA vs JJ on QTx... couple races, set vs flushdraw etc etc...
I of course run like god and build up a 3500$ stack.
Anyways on to the main event.

Dzoo opens AJ otb gets a call from a 25yr old kid whos been a douche all night, flop is AJx rainbow and dzoo cbets and gets called... turn is the Tc bringing a fd and d_zoo gets it allin with the kid, kid flips KJcc and spikes the Qc on the river obv. ROYAL FLUSH WHATTTTT???!? Course the kid rubs it in and is an asshole about it.

Couple hands later Dzoo opens gets called by the kid, he cbets Khi and gets called, he then turns to me and calls the kid a terrorist lmfao...somehow the kid interpreted that as "Im allin in the dark" and precedes to call.

Dzoo gets pissed off challeneges the kid to a fight, tough guy eh

Floor comes over and acts like a douche and calls security who do a fucking horrible job with the situation as Dzoo is trying to leave... So one of the main security guys named Domininc comes over and tries to escort Dzoo to the cashier

We get over to the cashier and Dominic just keeps needling Dzoo about the shit that just happened, so finally Dzoo just turns to Me and Chris looks us dead in the eye and tosses his drink on the guy.......... ooops

Dominic flips out and tackles Dzoo from behind in a chokehold

Dzoo bein the hero that he is blocks the hold and pins Dominics arm to the ground and at the same time tells Dominic whatta horrible attempt at a choke that was rofffffffl

Dzoo finally lets the big tough guy go and gets taken to the police station where the cops love him and let him off with a 60$ fine and give him a ride back to the hotel...

Soooo funny watching this shit go down and Dzoo is quite easily my new hero ahhahah

EDIT: Almost forgot the bets fucking part.... 20yr old kid sits down and we had heard hes a real douchbag, gets folded to Dzoo whos in MP and is thinking about raising. After literally 10 seconds this guy goes "I call the clock" Im just like wtffffffffff
Without missing a beat Dzoo insta responds with "I call cunt" loloolol
Kid leaves 10 mins later after Dzoo repeatedly asks him to step into the octagon aahahahahahaha

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Last edit: 11/04/2008 15:25

CamilaPunt Brasil. Apr 11 2008 09:22. Posts 2422

haha thats pretty awesome!

go D_zooooo

Fayth

Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:22. Posts 10085

loooool

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nicksson Sweden. Apr 11 2008 09:24. Posts 4662

haha awesome, would've been fun to be there

Feiticeira United Kingdom. Apr 11 2008 09:25. Posts 3047

pretty badass.

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Yugless

United States. Apr 11 2008 09:26. Posts 7174

haha

Baal - look is talking hah.

k4ir0s Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:26. Posts 3478

hahahahaa

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The72o Zimbabwe. Apr 11 2008 09:30. Posts 6112

Dzoo bein the hero that he is blocks the hold and pins Dominics arm to the ground and at the same time tells Dominic whatta horrible attempt at a choke that was rofffffffl

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nolan Ireland. Apr 11 2008 09:30. Posts 6205

story woulda been better if it happened in USA

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

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On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid

CirCa Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:31. Posts 1249

haha,

well written... knowing dzoo, i can picture it going down exactly

thread should be in main poker in my opinion

Last edit: 11/04/2008 09:34

pinbaLL This user is a quality poster

Sweden. Apr 11 2008 09:42. Posts 7243

$100 for a signed poster of d_zoo

this is awesome

SneakrFreakr United Kingdom. Apr 11 2008 10:11. Posts 2534

lolz <3<3<3

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gawdawaful Canada. Apr 11 2008 10:11. Posts 9012

lol awesome story

Im only good at poker when I run good

mrpav.com Canada. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 3069

Man, d_zoo is one funny guy

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jase Australia. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 1604

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makito Colombia. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 463

hero, pic of d_zoo?

KeanuReaver United States. Apr 11 2008 10:38. Posts 2022

sounds like D_Zoo is the douchebag here
hey guys lets try and beat up everyone we don't like

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FoolsPlay Canada. Apr 11 2008 10:44. Posts 1335

sick heroics

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy

iop Sweden. Apr 11 2008 10:55. Posts 4951

sick hero

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth

LoVePlAyBoY Canada. Apr 11 2008 11:05. Posts 403

fallsview is such a shit show

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