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I am dealt KcKh and immediately think "fuck, I'm going to lose." I can't remember the last time I took KK or AA to showdown and won.
The flop comes 7sTc9s. I bet. Villain min raises. I panic and start seeing straights, sets and two pairs. I click frantically on MSN and ask Senppu for help.
The Storyteller says
Sennpu, Sennpu, I got dealt KK board is 7T9 2 toned I bet villain min raises what do I do?
No answer. Several seconds later
The Storyteller says
Sennpu, Sennpu, I got dealt KK board is 7T9 2 toned I bet villain min raises I only have 15 seconds left to act what do I do?
Sennpu says
request time
Oh. I request time and the seconds go by but no further words of wisdom come because it's 7am where he is and he's trying to jam contact lenses into his eyes. With 15 seconds to go, I shove. Words appear on my MSN.
Sennpu says
call
Shit! I just shoved! Villain calls my shove and I start to pray.
Father in heaven, hallowed by thy name, if you let me beat this bastard, this retard...
The turn is Jc. It must be a straight or a set of jacks... I pray harder.
... this inbred fool, probably the result of an incestuous union between his mother and the family dog...
The river is 4d.
... this defiler of goats, this licker of fishes' anuses, I will...
Villain flips over QQ.
YAY I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!
I am Bravestar with the strength of the fucking bear. I am Rick Salomon with Paris Hilton in one hand and a video camera in the other. I am Liono with my hand wrapped around the hilt of my ever-lengthening sword screaming for the "Thundercats' ho!" as Cheetarah hears me calling for her and comes real fast.
Thanks to that hand I am only half a buy in down after 400 hands this session. Damn, I'm running so hot.
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DaTruf United States. Apr 18 2008 20:10. Posts 398 | | |
lol. that was funny, great story. very creative imo |
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Shenny Canada. Apr 18 2008 20:10. Posts 1514 | | |
That was..... beautiful. *tear* |
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Venrae United States. Apr 18 2008 20:14. Posts 1545 | | |
He's never there when you need him. Trust me. |
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Aphelion United States. Apr 18 2008 22:06. Posts 267 | | |
lol maybe you should open shove AA. |
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TianYuan  Korea (South). Apr 18 2008 22:46. Posts 6817 | | |
Ahahahaha best prayer ever : ) |
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Loco Canada. Apr 18 2008 22:51. Posts 20969 | | | |
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| fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | |
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Sennpu Canada. Apr 22 2008 09:51. Posts 1960 | | | |
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| then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy | |
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Yaffie United Kingdom. May 02 2008 03:07. Posts 672 | | |
hahaha... you really are a storyteller |
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