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i leave for the Marines on Tuesday.....
idk why i posted this, but i won't be on for the next 4 months. Not that any of you knew me.
why do i get the feeling that this is -ev. lol.
on a lighter note, i went to Morongo(a Indian casino in Southern California) a few days ago, bought in for $250ish(at a 2/5 table) and cashed out $1850 =] i run good i guess.
Anyways, goodluck everybody. When i get back from Basic Training/Boot Camp, they are sending me to a computer school for a year, i'm sure i'll be playing poker EVERY night.
GL ALL
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...i should join the marines |
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lol...biggest -ev play ive ever seen |
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atleast i'll be in the best physical shape of my life(which won't be more than i am now, considering i workout and run weekly). And have the mental discipline to play for longer periods of time. If i get to being really good at poker(consistent winner at 400-600nl) i'll just ride out the rest of my time in the marines and when i get out play poker fulltime.
p.s. i'm going to school for data systems(military encryption) so i'll always have a computer with me, and wherever i go(whether it be staying in California, or shipping to Iraq) i'll have internet. =] |
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hawking United States. May 24 2008 17:07. Posts 348 | | |
I was in the marines, here's a few good tips for you starting out in boot camp:
1) Always sound-off. This means yelling at the top of your lungs as any response when being talked to by a drill instructor. Be it answering "yes sir" to "the reason this recruit dropped his toilet brush in the toilet is because this recruit is stupid sir!". Even if for some reason you are communicating at 2am in the morning, you yell your ass off.
2) If you are ever asked a question you dont know the answer to, or one in which there is no answer, such as "why did you drop your rifle recruit!" or even the above toothbrush example, just say "no excuse sir!"
For instance; "Why are you so slow at tying your boots recruit!" "NO EXCUSE SIR!" Shuts em right up. In fact this one statement alone I feel will save your ass more than anything else. It was passed down to me and I pass it down to you.
3) Never look a DI in the eye, even if 3 of them are screaming in your face. And just keep resonding with "no sir/yes sir/whatever" as you briefly manage to hear what theyre saying.
3) Always put out, and remember the body is a remarkable machine and can sustain exhaustion far beyond what you would expect. If you have only run 1 mile in your life and are tasked to run 3, your body will respond.
4) Have whoever is last on guard duty wake you up 30 minutes early in the morning so you can piss.
5) Buy a light up pen your first trip to the commissary so you can write letters to home in the dark after bedtime. HALLS cough drops are also good as candy.
6) Steal some napkins at the mess hall if your DI's never check pockets in case youre out of toilet paper and need to shit. But dont get caught.
7) Smoke some weed the day before you are sent out to pop your piss test if you would like a trial run of boot camp. If you find out you cant bear it after 2 weeks you will be sent home anyway. You can always rejoin in a year.
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| | On May 24 2008 16:07 hawking wrote:
I was in the marines, here's a few good tips for you starting out in boot camp:
1) Always sound-off. This means yelling at the top of your lungs as any response when being talked to by a drill instructor. Be it answering "yes sir" to "the reason this recruit dropped his toilet brush in the toilet is because this recruit is stupid sir!". Even if for some reason you are communicating at 2am in the morning, you yell your ass off.
2) If you are ever asked a question you dont know the answer to, or one in which there is no answer, such as "why did you drop your rifle recruit!" or even the above toothbrush example, just say "no excuse sir!"
For instance; "Why are you so slow at tying your boots recruit!" "NO EXCUSE SIR!" Shuts em right up. In fact this one statement alone I feel will save your ass more than anything else. It was passed down to me and I pass it down to you.
3) Never look a DI in the eye, even if 3 of them are screaming in your face. And just keep resonding with "no sir/yes sir/whatever" as you briefly manage to hear what theyre saying.
3) Always put out, and remember the body is a remarkable machine and can sustain exhaustion far beyond what you would expect. If you have only run 1 mile in your life and are tasked to run 3, your body will respond.
4) Have whoever is last on guard duty wake you up 30 minutes early in the morning so you can piss.
5) Buy a light up pen your first trip to the commissary so you can write letters to home in the dark after bedtime. HALLS cough drops are also good as candy.
6) Steal some napkins at the mess hall if your DI's never check pockets in case youre out of toilet paper and need to shit. But dont get caught.
7) Smoke some weed the day before you are sent out to pop your piss test if you would like a trial run of boot camp. If you find out you cant bear it after 2 weeks you will be sent home anyway. You can always rejoin in a year.
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Thank you for these tips, especially about the "No excuse sir", i appreciate it!
as for #7, if i do that then i'll be fucked. I need security clearance and if i fail a drug test i will be fucked. 
so my weed smoking days are done.... atleast for 5 years or if i take a month off or something i might on the first or 2nd day of being on leave
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roflcopter United States. May 24 2008 18:47. Posts 620 | | | |
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Syntax United States. May 24 2008 19:10. Posts 4415 | | |
"so my weed smoking days are done.... "
didn't look like it the other day  |
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morph1 Sierra Leone. May 24 2008 20:08. Posts 2352 | | |
gl mate..
i will tell you same thing i told to my best friend who is going to the france legion (or what ever their name is)
if you realy want this ... go for it!
gl and hope you have fun
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